Guild Wars 2

I think we’ve all seen this coming for awhile. Too long have the mesmer class forums been cluttered with inane posts about how an “inevitable nerf” of some minor aspect of our class is imminent. It’s all malarky. Nothing is inevitable. Mesmer is perfectly balanced. Please stop all this random fear-mongering and rabble-rousing disguised as valid predictions of the future. I call on Anet to nerf all posters who post about inevitable nerfs. Most of them are disgruntled trolls from other classes who want a nerf because they envy the fact that we are the only class who can produce pink butterflies at will. The other half are weary mesmers who have tired of portaling golems around and have nothing better to do. I call on Anet to nerf these threads hard with an across the board reduction in font size so they are almost impossible to read.

I want the nerf for the nerfs nerfed.