Guild Wars 2

Auto attack:

Nuisance (1 second): Does damage and stacks confusion on opponents. Also creates a very annoying honking noise.

Attack 2 (CD: 8 seconds):

Call of the Wild Mesmer: Spawns a phantasm that appears as a crazed version of your character. Instakill if attack hits.

Attack 3(Channeled: 10 seconds)(CD: 10 seconds):

Call to Illusions: Spawns an illusion that runs up to enemies and Mind Wracks in front of them every half second for ten seconds.

It works perfectly!!!

Mesmer with two weapons:
- Mainhand creates a clone with one skill (scepter is a special thing)
- offhand creates a phantasms with one skill

If you suggest the #2 Phantasm to instakill its target, no. Do not try to implement instakill features.
If you suggest the #2 Phantasm dies after attacking, no. Illusions are meant to be special spells. Making it “work only once” would make it equal to other classes’ skills.

@ #3
You suggest a clone that can mind wrack without dying? 20 times within 10 seconds ?

Nretep.2564:

Mesmer with two weapons:
- Mainhand creates a clone with one skill (scepter is a special thing)
- offhand creates a phantasms with one skill

If you suggest the #2 Phantasm to instakill its target, no. Do not try to implement instakill features.
If you suggest the #2 Phantasm dies after attacking, no. Illusions are meant to be special spells. Making it “work only once” would make it equal to other classes’ skills.

@ #3
You suggest a clone that can mind wrack without dying? 20 times within 10 seconds ?

Dude, the OP’s post was probably the most obviously sarcastic/trolling post ever. So relax, he’s not serious lol

I take it a certain thief ran into a class where heart-seeker spam wasn’t cutting it?

The worst part is when he uses a Hash tag, it was bad enough in the original thread that this parodies. Hash tags are for twitter people.

Arganthium.5638:

Call of the Wild Mesmer

Done. Make it happen Anet!

1/10.

1 because of the effort gone into thinking up and typing this post, but lacks in humour.

The other threads (only two in this style in any case, with additional suggestions for bows/shields), have at least sensible suggestions for skills, not beyond the scope of the game.

As for the hastag title – for the record, I don’t even use twitter – I was being a bit tongue in cheek at the pistol thread.

Ryuujin.8236:

I take it a certain thief ran into a class where heart-seeker spam wasn’t cutting it?

Yes, because that is exactly what I do. /sarcasm

Most of the people on this thread seem either really unamused or actually think I’m being serious. y’all are no fun.

Arganthium.5638:

Ryuujin.8236:

I take it a certain thief ran into a class where heart-seeker spam wasn’t cutting it?

Yes, because that is exactly what I do. /sarcasm

Most of the people on this thread seem either really unamused or actually think I’m being serious. y’all are no fun.

I loved it <3