Guild Wars 2

https://forum-en.gw2archive.eu/forum/professions/thief/Teef-The-Official-Thief-Forum-Guild/first

Thieves have always been a natural predator to the common Brush-Footed Mesmer. We have always endured despite this danger. Now, however, the thread rises as thieves seem to have grown more intelligent of late and have begun to form some kind of social system. The possible outcomes of such are still under investigation.

If you see a thief or you think one might be around, do not try to fight. Run. It is likely moving in a pack nearby or possibly hidden right in front or behind you.

Should you be caught by a wild group of thieves, attempt to stand at full height and throw your arms into the air. This may make you seem bigger than the thieves anticipated and scare them off. If they do leave, do not stay around to find out whether they’re still there, hidden, or actually left. If they do actually leave, they will be back soon in far greater number.

Attempt to move in groups of non-mesmer personnel from now on. This may make the Mesmer[AKA you] seem like a less appealing prey. Should you be chased by a thief, do not lead him back to other mesmers. This will only increase the casualties. Instead it is standard procedure to create a portal as you begin running and, when finally and inevitably cornered, use the portal to move back to your previous position, possibly losing the thief’s interest in this survival maneuver.

Stay safe, my fellow mesmers.

LOL, well done, thanks for the laugh.

Don’t worry. Aeoldyn and I have already infiltrated…