Guild Wars 2

Now, lets try this. Start being a little bit fun and post what only a Mesmer can do =D
The idea starts from the engis! https://forum-en.gw2archive.eu/forum/professions/engineer/Only-an-engineer/first#post1225269

Start with: “Only a Mesmer”

ok, ill start:

Only a Mesmer has some problems with being alone.

Only a Mesmer can stop a group of enemies from progressing a jumping puzzle.

Only a mesmer can kitten with your mind.

Only a mesmer can kill you with his feedback.

Only a mesmer can send himself for pizza while watching the game… and beer… and … wings. Oh yeah, and keep the wife out of your hair.

Only a Mesmer knows what Schrödinger’s cat must feel like. Each time we dodge, we both evade the attack and get hit by it.

Only a mesmer wonders, where his friends have gone

MLieBennett.9031:

Only a Mesmer knows what Schrödinger’s cat must feel like. Each time we dodge, we both evade the attack and get hit by it.

isnt that a hellsing fan?

Only a mesmer can wrack someones mind by shattering some tiny lovely cats

Only a mesmer uses butterflies to blow kitten up.

Only a Mesmer sees the world from behind a harlequin’s smile.

Only a mesmer can be a total badas s but still summon purple shiny butterflies for his spells.

Only a mesmer can shave without a mirror

Only a mesmer can whirl like a warrior, open fire like a thief and dual axe like a ranger. (There is others but I don’t remeber them)

Only a Mesmer can go kitten himself. Quite happily perhaps.

Only a mesmer is so painfull to level up with

Only a Mesmer can use portals to repeatedly fall off the same small cliff over and over again until the cumulative damage is enough to kill them.

Go on, try it. I know you want to

Only a Mesmer knows what every butt in the zerg looks like.

Only a Mesmer can turn you into a cute, “harmless” moa

Only a Mesmer can be heard crying to their group, “Hey guys, wait for me!”

Only a mesmer can help nubs in jumping puzzles ^^

Only a mesmer can use a greatsword and outrange those using a shortbow.

Only a mesmer can use other ppl’s attacks to kill them (don’t mind 12 stacks of confusion, it’s harmelss. Almost.)

Only a mesmer can find a hard time to be revived . ( When his mates find out which one to revive )

Only a mesmer gets paid for helping people in jumping puzzles, be that in coin or free siege xD

Only a Mesmer can cut things by using his mind

Only a mesmer? Get the nerf hammer ready.

Only a Mesmer can teleport into objects and then become stuck

Only a Mesmer can have to jump through hoops to do the most basic things and still be considered OP.

Only a mesmer has to sacrifice traits and runes to gain reliable swiftness.

Only a mesmer can “perfect” the art of cloning that scientists have tried to replicate for decades. (Dolly the sheep).

Only a mesmer can make me love this game as much as I do.

arutayro.9764:

MLieBennett.9031:

Only a Mesmer knows what Schrödinger’s cat must feel like. Each time we dodge, we both evade the attack and get hit by it.

isnt that a hellsing fan?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schr%C3%B6dinger's_cat

It existed long before the reference in the anime.

Lol.

EasymodeX.4062:

arutayro.9764:

MLieBennett.9031:

Only a Mesmer knows what Schrödinger’s cat must feel like. Each time we dodge, we both evade the attack and get hit by it.

isnt that a hellsing fan?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schr%C3%B6dinger's_cat

It existed long before the reference in the anime.

Lol.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schrödinger’s_cat

Only a Mesmer waits months for a predictable might-stacking method, and eats a whiffle-ball bat to the cranium soon afterwards.

Only a Mesmer wishes Mesmers got their skills unbugged.

In beta… Only 3 mesmers alone can crash a server xD

Only a mesmer can mentally attack an object

Only a mesmer cannot stop to laugh like hell during a fight!

arutayro.9764:

Only a mesmer cannot stop to laugh like hell during a fight!

Dunno why, but it’s100% true, I always laugh during fights

Only a mesmer can make golem runs fast(portal to next location)

Only a Mesmer, Thinks with portals.

Daishi.6027:

In beta… Only 3 mesmers alone can crash a server xD

I crashed a server all by myself. http://i.imgur.com/X9hBs.jpg

Only a Mesmer’s allies can consider standing in a chaotic storm of unpredictable magical energy to be a sound tactical decision.

Only a male mesmer is secure enough in his own sexuality to conjure pink butterflies.

Only a mesmer can solo champions by creating decoys faster than they’re destroyed.

Only a mesmer, therefor, can find champions easier to solo than small groups of regular opponents.

Only a mesmer conjures a series of illusionary clones to deceive foes, and then spoils it by being too proud to remove a star of accomplishment floating over their head.

Only a mesmer is completely incapable of shooting in a straight line with a firearm.

Only a mesmer would think that playing music to the thing trying to kill you is a good idea.

Only a mesmer is so good and/or bad at music that they can cause physical injury with music too quiet to hear.

UnknownFreak.2805:

Only a Mesmer can teleport into objects and then become stuck

I’ve done that on my guardian.

Only a Mesmer can trick his own allies that he is actively in a fight, but hiding behind a wall waiting for CDs to clear. (Usually the Heal skill).

Only a Mesmer will see incoming death and think to close his eyes, swing wildly at it while hoping it goes away, and make it WORK.

Only a Mesmer can be attacked by himself. (Reflected Scepter shot).

Only a Mesmer can cruely prank somebody thinking they were rezzed, but in fact only have an Illusion of Life.

Only a Mesmer grabs the Experimental Portal Guns for the Leap mobility, and not the portal.

Only a Mesmer can compliment the person next to them, but still be a complete narcissist.

MLieBennett.9031:

Only a Mesmer can trick his own allies that he is actively in a fight, but hiding behind a wall waiting for CDs to clear. (Usually the Heal skill).

I so done that when the phone been ringing or I had a need to refill my cup. Summon 2 clones and a phantasm, hit autofire chaos armour and a chaos storm, then went afk while my little army doing its work.

/Osi

Only a mesmer annoys those over powered thieves who waste 10k backstabs on clones!
Only a mesmer can help friends with jumping puzzles. (Portal Entre)
Only a mesmer pisses noobs off who cant tell the difference with clones and the real person (Use Ctrl T, or keep him selected).
Only a mesmer gets distortion
Only a mesmer knows that their class is as equally ballanced as classes noobs play but whine on about mesmers being better skilled.
Only a mesmer is the hardest class to play and requires the most skill
Only a mesmer can deal up to 12 stacks of confusion
Only a mesmer likes butterflies :P

Only a mesmer knows something about gene manipulation/cloning