Guild Wars 2

Only a mesmer can be taken completely seriously while wearing an entire set of pink.

Only a mesmer can shoot lasers from a sword without being at full health.

Only a mesmer can heal his/her party by muttering about agony, torment, and/or pain.

Only a mesmer can stab a sword into the ground without getting it dirty.

Only a mesmer can make summoning an imaginary interpretive dancer into a powerful AoE attack (Phantasmal Warden).

Only a mesmer can pull people away from his/herself.

Only a mesmer can cause people to sink while above ground… from beyond maximum range… while causing them to reflect projectiles. Trident 5 is really weird.

Only a mesmer can give quickness to an entire party at once.

Only a mesmer can make the swamp fractal tolerable.

Only a mesmer can make doors hallucinate.

Only mesmers can turn a 5-man dungeon into a 20-man dungeon.

Only a mesmer would want to use the Dreamer so they can kill with butterflies AND rainbows!

Only a mesmer can increase their dps by dodging more often.

Kira.2903:

Only a mesmer can make me love this game as much as I do.

+1 lol

Only a Mesmer knows how to make his party go “what the….. ooohhhhh, ok cool!!”

Only a Mesmer can get confused by their own skills [Phase Retreat]

Only a mesmer can think that a dungeon is funny and ask: ‘can we go again?’

Saint.4165:

Only a Mesmer knows how to make his party go “what the….. ooohhhhh, ok cool!!”

Underground fractal!

Only a Mesmer can use a pistol, whilst wishing they could use two.

Only a Mesmer (sylvari) scratches his head and wonders why his portal wont work.

Only a Mesmer would look at this… And feel envious.

Only a mesmer can stack 25 time the confusion condition.

Also, only a mesmer can say repetition is the key to perfection with no exceptions (such as suicide)

Only a Mesmer can manage to one shot himself:

I think it may have been changed, but in beta reflects could only reflect a projectile once. So my feedback dome reflected all of her projectiles at her, her dagger storm then reflected them back directly at the ‘owner’ of the projectiles (me) and since my feedback had already reflected them once the result was a river of black daggers flooding into me.

The Demonic Spirit.3157:

Only a mesmer can find a hard time to be revived . ( When his mates find out which one to revive )

Better:

Only a mesmer can revive himself.

(I did that once and felt pretty stupid, getting fooled by my own dead clone :P )

Only a mesmer can beat more then 2 veterans at once

Only a Mesmer can take one screenshot showing 4 different outfits at once without editing.

MLieBennett.9031:

Only a Mesmer can take one screenshot showing 4 different outfits at once without editing.

THAT. IS. AWESOME!!!!!!!!

MLieBennett.9031:

Only a Mesmer can take one screenshot showing 4 different outfits at once without editing.

Great job with that =)

Also, only a mesmer can get nearly 10s of invulnerability through skills

Only a Mesmer can flee by dodging, cause the invaders are so stupid and kill the clone

Only a Mesmer can /sit, /dance, /sleep and still win a fight.

Only a Mesmer can have her clones fight the mob off while picking some blueberries..

Only a Mesmer had understood the sence of the phrase: ‘To Be, or not to Be. Thats the question!’

Qwyksylver Vyqtunos.6312:

Also, only a mesmer can get nearly 10s of invulnerability through skills

Sylvari Mesmer:
4 seconds from Distortion (Illusionary Persona Trait – Grandmaster Illusionist + 3x Illusions)
4 seconds from Mimic (Activate via catching a Clone/Self’s Winds of Chaos)
2 seconds from 2x Signet activatiosn (Blurred Inscriptions trait – Master Duelist)
—Midnight, Domination for shortest Cast Times
2 seconds from Blurred Frenzy (MH Sword)
3 seconds from Take Root (Casting = Invulnerable).

15 seconds of Invulnerability!
… With an insane CD to do again later.

Only a Mesmer can pull out a Consumable Kit, and still have a damage spike.
(Dodge Clone, Mirror Images, Mind Wrack!)
—Makes Frost Guns and Med Kits tolerable to use. Jotun Greatsword is just for the spin-cycle AoE (#2) and drop until its CD clears again.