Guild Wars 2

By 50% this will save you the trouble of doing it next month or the following months. With all the whining from ARM…. I mean bad players mind wrack will be the next source of complaints. thx Anerf

I would like to be nerfed into a giant purple bubble that just looks pretty. It doesn’t have to do any damage or get loot or whatever. The loveliness would be EPIC and sufficient!

:-(

I suggest something other than a bubble. Whenever I see a bubble I get the urge to poke it.

Maybe a gorgeous purple tornado or a flickering light?
^^

A firefly.. and my skills allow me to activate my glow

^
But that could be misconstrued as threatening. We definitely don’t want that.

“That Mesmer’s charging up for something OP, nerf it!”

Oh well, our look could then be considered OP. It could blind, stun and daze other players…
Hmm, there’s nothing left to do then..

The hell are you talking about?

Please make mesmers fight bare handed!!! Their weapons hurt! QQ

Yendorion.2381:

Please make mesmers fight bare handed!!! Their weapons hurt! QQ

A mesmer on a fort using a cannon hit me for some crazy damage; mesmer’s might still kill you if they use a siege weapon, we gotta find a solution to that!

Yendorion.2381:

Please make mesmers fight bare handed!!! Their weapons hurt! QQ

I wanna have pink bunnies, that im taking out of the super mesmer hat an they are a super distraction as the enemies will wanna hunt them down for the ambient daily. but anet might wanna nerf them after 2 months to moa’s as the bunnies confuse the enemy.

Ryuujin.8236:

Yendorion.2381:

Please make mesmers fight bare handed!!! Their weapons hurt! QQ

A mesmer on a fort using a cannon hit me for some crazy damage; mesmer’s might still kill you if they use a siege weapon, we gotta find a solution to that!

maybe use butterflies instead?

http://youtube.com/watch?v=6q3em9s5I4c

Just have the clones /w their intended target, “We are coming for you, prepare to dodge this shatter.”

Kazhiel.8194:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=6q3em9s5I4c

ahahahahaha omg omg thats the best video ever!!!!!XD

While we’re at it, can we please remove the mesmer’s legs too? Their running around is too distracting, my small brain can’t handle it.

Hahahaha, nice video, reminds me of http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=htHRErZM7QM Any other ex-rangers remember this promised update?

I’m glad warrior and thieves both got a buff, this should definitely help break up the zerg mentality, just like massive blanket confusion nerfs.

knight.8926:

I suggest something other than a bubble. Whenever I see a bubble I get the urge to poke it.

How about if you poke it, it wibbles slightly, and emits butterflies?

we only need mes for veil and portal anyroad

I think Mesmers should just be a small, pink mouse that heals and buffs the enemy team. That’ll be balenced. And our elite skill will trigger invulnerability for new players for 5 minutes. On a 10 minute cool down.

Entropy.4732:

I think Mesmers should just be a small, pink mouse that heals and buffs the enemy team. That’ll be balenced. And our elite skill will trigger invulnerability for new players for 5 minutes. On a 10 minute cool down.

I like it, but the cooldown is too long.

Our second elite skill should put us into a downed state giving credit to the least experienced player (range 1500).

TooBz.3065:

Entropy.4732:

I think Mesmers should just be a small, pink mouse that heals and buffs the enemy team. That’ll be balenced. And our elite skill will trigger invulnerability for new players for 5 minutes. On a 10 minute cool down.

I like it, but the cooldown is too long.

Our second elite skill should put us into a downed state giving credit to the least experienced player (range 1500).

Yes! Love the second elite skill. And in the new trait line “Impotence” you should be able to add an explosion of loot bags when killed after the second elite is activated. I think there should also be a utility slot skill called “Pander” that turns you temporarily into an ad for the gem store.

Why not just drop precursors for new players when we activate our Elite skill: Cursor Burst. We burst into butterflies, they get precursors. Clearly a win-win. Oh and you can’t stop the Elite from activating.

My Sweet Lily.1952:

Why not just drop precursors for new players when we activate our Elite skill: Cursor Burst. We burst into butterflies, they get precursors. Clearly a win-win. Oh and you can’t stop the Elite from activating.

That’d be too OP, even transforming into a single butterfly would make us even stronger.
Jeokes aside: Anet, please learn to balance ._.