Guild Wars 2

So here we can discuss all the benefits for men and women to be dating a mesmer.

For the women:
- Stylish and always willing to do some clothes shopping
- Chicks dig butterflies!
- Comfy and cuddling on the couch but he wants to go grab a drink? decoys outta there and you get to keep that nice chest to lie on
- A song comes on at the bar and you REALLY want to dance, but he’s comfortable at the bar with his buddies? Here honey, have a clone to go whoop it up with!
- Oh Noes! you just started on that roap trip but forgot your purse at home? BAM! Portal!
- Uh Oh, that catty bag you hate from the office is walking up the street looking great and you really don’t want to chat with her cause you’re not wearing your push-up bra and make-up? No problem love, have a veil of invisibility.

For the Men:
- Threesomes.. All the time.. And no chance she’ll get jealous.

What? ME!? With HIM?! Oh, no, honey, hell no, that must have been a clone.

You also forgot to mention some other perks, such as:
-Don’t have enough time to get ready for work in the morning? Time warp
-Trying to one up your co-worker in office pranks? Nothing beats a moa bird.
-We have illusory elasticity, if you know what I mean
-Mesmers can wrack your mind so thoroughly you may cry, but it certainly won’t be one of frustration
-Never fear running out of condoms again! Us mesmers are always prepared with Chaos Armor! Note: results may vary. Side effects may include blindness, crippleness, and general confusion
-Having a hard day, just feeling dead at the end of it? Illusion of life is better than a cup of coffee!
-Mesmers may have light armor, but they wield a mighty greatsword
-If you ever get mad at him, you can stab his clone to death to relieve the stress. All the joys of the real thing, and then you get pretty butterflies to play with!
-Only a mesmer knows what it is like to truly be a man.
-Mesmers are just flat out better than those non-mesmers

And for the men
-Screw threesomes, there’s enough for a full on orgy

Tharinock.9306:

-If you ever get mad at him, you can stab his clone to death to relieve the stress. All the joys of the real thing, and then you get pretty butterflies to play with!

That is a great point!

“No honey I did NOT cast time warp before we jumped into bed? What the hell is THAT supposed to mean!?”

For her
- Singer, guitarist, bassist and drummer for all your serenade needs
- He’ll cook, clean, do the grocery shopping and watch a movie with you at the same time.
- He only lasts 5 minutes. But with all clones out it adds up to the national average

For him
- She’s once, twice, four times a lady

You forgot some of the downsides, such as

• Dead butterflies on the couch, bed, kitchen table, …
• Why are you always looking at my clones instead of me!?
• Can’t you tell the difference between a clone and a real woman?!
• (You better not let me catch you looking for the star over my head!)
• Yes, my clones do too need their own credit cards!

• Date not working out? – She’s started on a long speil about her ex? – Decoy!, Problem solved.

Dating a female mesmer:

Pro: clones, you got your own harem!!
Con: yeah but you also got 4 times the kittening

Dating a male mesmer:

Pro: again, you got clones!!… if you know what i mean
Con: well you got 4 guys to satisfy… might be a bit tiresome xD

so ladies and gentlemen, start dating us mesmers NOW!

LFG 4 of me make a party Sexy~ <3
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Honey came in and she caught me red-handed
Creeping with the girl next door
Picture this, we were both butt naked, banging on the bathroom floor

How could I forget that I had
Given her an extra key
All this time she was standing there
She never took her eyes off me

But she caught me on the counter (It was a clone)
Saw me bangin’ on the sofa (It was a clone)
I even had her in the shower (It was a clone)
She even caught me on camera (It was clone)

everyone knows shaggy is a mesmer :p

LOL THIS THREAD RULES

Okuza.5210:

• Yes, my clones do too need their own credit cards!

shudder oh the horror…

Alimony to 4 ex-wives… Mesmer and her clones.. Oh god!

This topic needs to be stickied.

‘Dine and Dash’ becomes a lot of easier. Pop out a clone, put a ‘stache on him, tell the waiter "He’s paying", rush out with your date, and shatter.

RJ Zephyroth.6473:

This topic needs to be stickied.

Maybe with a great deal more creative contribution we stand a better chance

to add though:
-Mesmers make great dads! Can play catch with the kids like no other! pitcher and basemen!

We have to have some more ideas for dating a lady mesmer than just “lolharem!”..

For the females:
- You’ll soon realize they’re more into shopping then you are. Sounds crazy, but I swear it’s true.

For the males:
- The awkward moment when you realize both partners are illusions.

Ladies gonna dress up them clones like the world’s ending in 6 days. Get ready to go bankrupt.

Okuza.5210:

• (You better not let me catch you looking for the star over my head!)

If you catch me looking for the star over your head, it’s probably a bad sign.