Guild Wars 2

Hey guys, I found a pretty hilarious thread on the necromancer forum, about what you’d never hear about necros and i think some of them are great and i was wondering if we, mesmers could come up with the same

2 of my favs (in necro thread)
“you cant escape from a necro, mate”
“Wow that guy mastered Death Shroud”

It’s up to me to start with mesmer one by the looks of it

“Omg that 30 skill points spent into Mass Invisibility was so worth it, now i dont need Veil anymore!”

“So glad I brought this torch along, that iMage just saved my kitten”

Glad I Phase Retreated under the world…. I wanted to waypoint away from this fight anyway….

“I hate portal, it’s such a lame skill”
“Dude! that mesmer is so manly”

100% Map completion gold star always on is the best thing ever!

“I’m so glad I took Imbued Diversion over iPersona”?

“I can outrun a centaur.”

Winds.3087:

“I can outrun a centaur.”

I just heard it..?
Unless someone didn’t render on my screen.

“Is Mantra of Pain ready? We’re gonna need it.” – Everyone

“That Mesmer was a pretty good player.” – sPvP players

“We fixed your bugged skills and traits.” – Anet

“I run the top-tier scepter/torch build.” – Mesmers

looking forward to seeing where this thread goes.

“I’m running a phantom shattering build, it’s so effective!”

Qelris.6901:

Ludovicus.7980:

Pay.8713:

100% Map completion gold star always on is the best thing ever!

Got 100% map completion on my mesmer.

He means that the star isn’t reflected on clones.

Reason I got 100% on Guardian instead of Mesmer

“I can’t believe how much loot mesmers get in dynamic zergs, time to roll one to zerg farm”

“Illusionist celerity is a terrible trait.”

“Omg the Mesmer got owned in that 1v1”

“I knew where the real mesmer was the entire fight”

“The MOA Elite is a sign of a truly skilled Mesmer.”

“Mesmers really shine when fighting 2 or more mobs!”

Norn Mesmer- Dude, I’m totally cool with pink and butterflies, seriously…

@XelNigma.6315

I dont know what you are talking about. To date i havent played any profession as good as the mesmer at killing 5 or more mobs solo (say in orr) – and doing it fast.

Just dont play like a one button greatsword warrior robot.

OMG, a buged skill! I’m not used to them.

I attempt to disbelieve!

“Good thing I decided to bring Mantra of Recovery!”

“Man I can just faceroll through everything.”

Mesmers has the best AOE ability. Ever.

“Overaggro? kitten please! Have some butterflies and melt, you risen! My guardian can do no better!”

Yeah… now… I’ll just leave this thread and go cry in a corner. May Lyssa bless you all.

Man it is a shame that person killed all of my illusions instead of just ignoring them while I spent 20 seconds casting phantasms on him, dieing and then going to the forums to QQ.

Mesmer- I Run full mantra bomb, it’s jsut better

Don’t worry about that enemy mesmer in our keep. He’s probably just getting the vista.

“how come we have the worst utility skills? i’m screwed in every situation!”

" One of the best things about mesmers is you can have almost 100% swifftness uptime"

Eddie.9143:

“how come we have the worst utility skills? i’m screwed in every situation!”

Your doing it wrong. Say;
“We have the best utility skills! I can handle any situation!”

“Fortunately, the mobs don’t know which is the real me”

Morghana.6342:

" One of the best things about mesmers is you can have almost 100% swifftness uptime"

“Rune of the Centaur x6 and Mirror doesn’t give me anywhere near 100% swiftness uptime!”

A mesmer made me invisible. Now I can survive and flee.

Inside dungeons :
“Lets do this the easy way for a change and use some of those amazing Mesmer utility’s”

Seriously, no one ever listens when I tell them I can make things easier for them -_-;

Panda.6753:

Morghana.6342:

" One of the best things about mesmers is you can have almost 100% swifftness uptime"

“Rune of the Centaur x6 and Mirror doesn’t give me anywhere near 100% swiftness uptime!”

Man using up all my runes to get something other classes get for minor traits or in weapons is an amazing idea.

“My necro has more burst than my mesmer”

Artemeas.8763:

Mesmer- I Run full mantra bomb, it’s jsut better

I run full Mantras and it’s just better for my kitten.

Also … I love my Mantra of Recovery after running without it/mantra traits for a while.

“Don’t worry if there are mesmers inside the keep.”

“This greatsword is worthless for seiging keeps!”

Somebody…help me kite this mob!

“if only i had the same awesome skill like the mesmer” – oh wait

Greatswords are so heavy we can’t swing them, but we can throw them with ease.

“I can’t even see that guy up there on the wall, how am I supposed to hit him?”

No no, I’m serious, your moustache and angry-face make you look manly enough to counter your long robe and butterflies. The other prof’s won’t make of you, I promise…

“man this pistol/pistol build is awesome”

My Torch/Torch juggler build is UNSTOPPABLE!

“The GS totally makes the Pink Dress and Butterflies manly”
“look at all these loot bags!”
“Hey, Check out my AoE, children should stand back..”
“Wanna Race”?

“Guard/Engie coming to my point. Don’t worry guys not a chance it will go neutral.”

Float like a bumblebee, Sting like a purple Butterfly