Guild Wars 2

I saw this on the Engineer forums, and though we could do a much better job. Here are some of the ones I found quotes I could Necroize.

“I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I coulda been somebody, instead of a Necro, which is what I am, let’s face it.” – On The Waterfront

“We all go a little Necro sometimes” – Pscyho

Flesh Golem, Are you trying to seduce me? – The Graduate

“Dark, Minioned, and spectraled is no way to go through life, son.” – National Lampoon

“You know, I have one simple request. And that is to have Minions with frickin’ laser beams attached to their heads! Now evidently, my Anet colleague informs me that that can’t be done. Can you remind me what I play Necro for? Honestly, throw me a bone here. What do we have?” – Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery.

“Can Touch This!” – Hammer Time

“I love the smell of minion explosions in the morning! – Apocalypse Now.

Drainbamaged.1062:

“I love the smell of minion explosions in the morning! – Apocalypse Now.

wasn’t that Necropolypse Now?

“What we got here is …. failure to initiate … combat. Some Minion they just can’t reach… the mob you’re fighting. So you get what we had here last week, and every week since beta, which is the way the minion wants it. Well, he gets it. I don’t like it any more than you Necromancer.” – Cool Hand Luke

1. I’m a Human Necromancer, and this is now my favorite spot on the Citadel of Flames!
2. Stay a well, and lich-en!
3. They call me Necro, my minions dont have joints. Beat me up and win 15 Glory Points.
4. This is your fault Jon. I’m going to kill you. And all the minions gone. You don’t even care, do you?
5. *casts Spectral Grasp* Get over here you idiot!
6. What boon is served by this circle of stunlocks and fear? There must be a Stun Break, or else our universe is ruled by chance, which is unthinkable.
7. Eliminate all corpses and the one PC that remains must have mastered Death Shroud.
8 Which is it today, minions or conditions?’
’It is conditions, 70% condition duration, would you like me to try it on you?’

Sources:
1. If you dont know who the biggest kitten in outer space is you dont deserve to know from where the quote is
2. I am Deckard Cain and this is insane~
3. Chrono Trigger obviously
4 Genetic Lifeform and Disk Operating System
5. Multiple sources but the 2 in mid are scorpion from MK and Headless in WoW
6. 7. 8. Sherlock

Necro to his Flesh Golem…Joe kittener’s “You are so beautiful”.

Edit filter lolololol

A necro gearing up … one of the best bits of rock n roll ever

Yeah a big fan of Joe kittener…….lololol filter again

“You’re either with us, or against us”

(Everyone else is fighting but the dumb minions, they ar still standing still trying to find out what to do.)

Said (in a similar way) by Jesus, Lenin, Orwell, Mussolini, H Clinton and G W Bush etc, and my necro.

There is no business like Minion Business.

“A Bone minon…it’s pretty much my favorite Minion. It’s like a skinned rodent and a dead cat mixed – bred for its skills in dying.” – Napoleon Dynamite

“I know who I am! I’m a Necro playing a Minionmancer disguised as a Condimancer!” – Tropic Thunder

Okay so the last one stunk, but I couldnt’ think of another way to put it!

This is my Golem.
There are many like it, but this one is MINE.
My Golem is my best friend. It is my life.
I must master it as I must master my life.
My Golem without me is useless. Without my Golem, I am useless.
I must Charge my Golem true.
I must Cast straighter than my enemy who is trying to kill me.
I must hit him before he Hits me. I will…

Before Grenth I swear this creed.
My Golem and myself are the defenders of my server.
We are the masters of our enemy.
We are the saviors of my life.
So be it, until there is no enemy, but PEACE.

Full metal jacket

“You must gather your minions before venturing forth.”

“Even if it bleeds, I can’t kill it!”

One Necro to rule them all , One Necro to find them , one Necro to bring them all , and the forums Bind them

“YOU SHALL PASS!”

“Is that a Scythe in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?” – Mae West

“By Grenth, I think she’s got it!” – My Fair Lady

“Can I put my Grasping Dead in your pocket?” – Gone with the Wind

Like the thread idea Bas, and all that you (and others) have done to make the Necro Forum a nicer/more positive place to visit… Might we have some sort of Community developing? (gasp, horror, faint… Wait for the next big QQ thread) ;-)

I’m only happy when it rains by Garbage. No improvement necessary: the whole text is spot-on.

“What’s in it for my Minions?” The Godfather

“There are times when one would like to plague all races of Tyria, and finish the farce.”
Mark Twain

Send in the ghouls.
Don’t bother they’re here. — Frank Sinatra
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Brains! — Return of the Living Dead
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Well, Well, Well … Deep Subject — Old Adage
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You don’t relieve yourself in your own well. — Another Oldie
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Golems, Horrors and Bones! oh My! — Dorothy
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I am become death, the destroyer of worlds. — J. Robert Oppenheimer
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From my rotting body, flowers shall grow and I am in them and that is eternity. — Edvard Munch ( A well-known sylvari necromancer)
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Gru: Assemble the minions!
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And this, just because it makes me laugh…
Dr. Nefario: Here’s the new weapon you ordered.
[Shoots minion with the fart gun]
Gru: No, no, no. I said DART gun.
Dr. Nefario: Oh yes. Cause I was wondering… under what circumstances would we use this?
Gru: Ok…
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And for engineers:
Edith: Can I drink this?
Dr. Nefario: Do you want to explode?
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Let’s start with songs:

Killing for Company – The Swans
I Love The Dead – Alice Cooper
Die Die My Darling – Misfits.
Fear of the Dark – Iron Maiden
Don’t Fear The Reaper – Blue Oyster Cult

Quotation:
That is not dead which can eternal lie, and in strange aeons even Death may die. – H.P.
Lovecraft

www.waste.org/bauhaus/l/oflilliesandremains dot html
try again…

Seriously. Anything more fitting?

Lyn.2098:

http://www.waste.org/bauhaus/l/oflilliesandremainkittenml (I’m actually laughing right now… Replace “kitten” with “s . ht”, leave out the spaces)

Seriously. Anything more fitting?

I can’t seem to get it to work

A few more fun ones

A-net, We have a problem. – Apollo 13

It’s Alive! It’s Alive – Frankenstein (talking about the minions)

I love the smell of Spectral in the morning!

Minion on, Minion off – Karate Kid