Guild Wars 2

Best question on minions would be

which minion dies the faster?
which minion annoys you the most?
which minion actually attacks your target?
which minion stay alive the longest?
which minion pulls random kitten you dont want to attack?
which minion actually fallows you around?

Horror
Horror
Bone fiend
Bone fiend
Golem and then the rest if they get bored of talking to people on there cells.
All of them in a drunk fashion but they atleast they do that.

shadow fiend is probably the best at everything, but the flesh golem is the most intimidating.