Guild Wars 2

Is this the real life?
Is this just fantasy?
Caught in a game i like
And offers escape from reality!

Open your eyes
Look up to the skies and seeeeee..
Necro’s need attention.
We really need some sustain.

Because i’m an easy mark, easy mode..
Wish i could tank and hold a node..

Anywhere the balance goes doesn’t really matter to me … to me…

Anet.. I just killed a man.
Cast Corrupt Boon on his head,
Proc-ed my passive and now he’s dead.

Anet, Roaming was really fun..
But now you’ve gone and threw it all away…

Aneeet Ooooowhooooof.
Really wants to do us right..
But each patch you leave us drowning in a bit of sorrow..
Carry on carry on.. most patches don’t really matter..

Might not be.. too late..
But the time has come..
To buff Siphon on our line.
Add some shivers to our spine.

Goodbye everybody necro’s go to go..
A ranger came by and blew us all away.

Aneeeet.. Oooowhoooooo..
I don’t want to reroll..
But sometimes i wish i did’t play this prof at all..

(guitar solo)

I see a little Asuran on the loose..
Casting Roots casting Roots, make me waste my Ds and..
THUNDERBOLTS OF LIGHTNING
Air sig very frighting me..

I can’t play now, I can’t play now.
I can’t play now. I cant play now.
Casting too slow, They are so slooooohoooohooooohooohoow.

We are so emo , nobody loves us..
Maybe if they fix siphon. One day, we may be..
Part of the meta, this monstrosity.

Easy fix even so might just take a year or more.
Diversity, Ooowh would love to have some more..
It won’t be sooo..
Diversity, Ooowh would love to have some more..
It won’t be so..
Diversity, Ooowh would love to have some more..
It won’t be so..

I fear it won’t be so. Make it sooo..
I fear it won’t be so, Make it sooo..
Never never never! let it be soooooooo!
No no no no no no no.

Oh arena , please arena, please Arena make it so.
There are some of us who think you put us aside for engieeee, for engieeee.. for engieeeeeeee…

(headbanging commences)

So you think you can nerf us and spit in our eye..
So you think you can buff us yet leave us to die..
Ooooowhoooo Anet..Can’t do this to us Anet..
Just gotto reroll just gotto reroll out of here..

(more headbanging)

oh yeah , oh yeah…

Nothing really matters
Anyone can see..
Nothing really matters
It’s all a game .. to me…

Anywhere the balance blows..

:)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJ9rUzIMcZQ

ANet’s response:

:D.

That was pretty good +1

+1 for creativiteit and truthfullness

I do love this!

+1 for sticking it to the man!

definitely needs to be sticked! awesome job hymn of the necro

No no, you have it wrong..

THIS, is anet’s response to Necro concerns: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RwVFHf1HbdY

90% of the time Necromancer is a handicap. The other 10% of the time Necro is a huge advantage but ppl have no idea because 90% of the time necro is a handicap.

A necro is viable 60% of the time, every time.

I like it, but replace that last line of the song with:

“And signet of vamp blows…”

And our Queen song to Anet is something like this one:

If I could only reach you

you should get a precursor for this. a unique one that plays bohemian rhapsody whenever equipped

Azure.8670:

you should get a precursor for this. a unique one that plays bohemian rhapsody whenever equipped

I would give my left leg for that precursor.

Merlin Dyfed Avalon.5046:

Because i’m an easy mark, easy mode..

Nasal coffee erruption at this line…..

brb; need tissue

Merlin Dyfed Avalon.5046:

I see a little Asuran on the loose..
Casting Roots casting Roots, make me waste my Ds and..
THUNDERBOLTS OF LIGHTNING
Air sig very frighting me..

Bahahaha I died.

http://www.eastlondonlines.co.uk/2012/10/new-research-reveals-bohemian-rhapsody-among-other-songs-is-better-than-sex/

It’s better then sex !