Phrases you'll never hear in GW2:
“Mesmers are weak”
I’ve heard both of those so far actually.
I’ve heard both of those so far actually.
Of course you have, people use sarcasm all the time…
“oh, one thief is hiding at my back and wanna seek my heart with his blade”
do u know how u’ll never heard it??
cause is too long to speach.. durely die first O_O
“Asura are sexy”
Man I just Life siphoned that guy for 28K! ( as oppose to “man I just back stabbed that guy for 28K!”) <————- I hear this crap all the time from Thieves who announce this crap as if its something related to skill.
OMFG, that necro practically one shotted me.
“you cant escape from a necro, mate”
“you cant escape from a necro, mate”
ROLF
“guys, watch out for the Necro, kill him first!”
“boobs.”
“Wow that guy mastered Death Shroud”
@ celestina
Go look at the mesmers forum. tell me ONE POST where anyone asks for a fix to the class. you’ll see the light of day and dig a grave for your necro.
“Wow, it is really hard to get close to a necro”
… v. ….v. vvvvvvv!
“Lets get a necro for our paid tournament group, their unkillable personal minion portal is WAY better than the mesmers ground portal”
“Wow that guy mastered Death Shroud” – Knote
HHAHAHAH, nice
Another – OMG, my bleed (condition) just critted for double damage. Condition dmg can crit now!
-seriously, if my conditions critted, i would crap a brick. probably several bricks, at which time i would construct a house.
“Wow, my flesh golem is so reliable!”
“Wow! The Necro traits are so awesome! It’s so hard to choose!”
(“Big Hat”)Praise the Sun!
“Group looking for Necro.”
I actually find the class really strong all around. It is a very good solo class. It really just seems to lack two things to me:
1) I’ve mastered the basics, how do I be amazing?
2) What do I bring to a fight that no one else can?
I think rangers suffer from the same thing.
“OK necro u tank we dps”
“LFM necro needed.”
“nobody whines on the necro forums”
Buff Backstab Thiefs!
Buff Timewarp!
Buff Bunker Builds in General!
@Harishon
Actually, I hear “Buff backstab thieves!” all the time. They are all thieves thinking that their nerfs are “uncalled for”…
“Necros have the best fears”
(“Big Hat”)Praise the Sun!
“Omg a buff for my Necro!”
So why do we choose to ignore it?
Everyone will fear my necro!
“Omg all of those necro minions wont stop attacking me”
I’ve heard both of those so far actually.
me too. and they were serious.
One guy was complaining about staff-clones dealing no damage…
the other one cried about necros being so tanky, while he died all the time (as a guardian)
“wow, that jagged horror really helped me to win this difficult fight”
Gunnar’s Hold
“This sux, lets play d3 instead” …
“I will just sit here and let the minions do my work…”
“I am death incarnate. Fear me!” 20secs fear debuff appears
“The necro with the axe back stabbed me for 10k”
(edited by Alkaline.2809)
“My minions are so smart”
“I wish I had better fear skill than this necro T_T”
I can run straight through this canyon because my flesh golem will not pull every mob that comes in sight.
“It’s too hard to dodge necrotic grasp. The projectile needs to move slower.”
“Watch out, a Thief is coming!”
(edited by sorrow.2364)
1. “You must master DS in combination with a minion build”
(and no, the minion AI wasn’t fixed)
2. “We increased the condition removal capabilities of all classes”
3. “We won Stephen Hawking to setup the dps combos for the necromancer class”
4. “We regret to inform you that Stephen Hawking left our company because he wasn’t able to set up any dps combos with the available (functioning) traits. Therefore we had to put a stop on the necromancer development for now”.
(edited by Asmodean.5820)
“You can easily spot an HS spamming thief, because they die in an instant to the necro now”
“I’d rather have that necro on my paid tournament team over that guardian”
“why axe power build is better than condition”
Oh wait…
Necos minions are way smarter than quaggens butt barnacles
necros had the most bugs fixed this patch
“I love Reanimator! "
“5 points in Death Magic is an absolute must for any Necromancer build”
“Little quaggans in pirate and ghost outfits aren’t cute.”
True story: I would give both of them stacks of candy corn when I entered LA. Their cuteness levels were too kitten high!
(“Big Hat”)Praise the Sun!
“It’s a necromancer! Quick, kill it!”
“What… is your quest?”
“What… is the capital of Latveria?”
I remember the third day after release, a warrior running the starter set fought me with his rifle. I was running a standard spite/soul reaping condi build I’d just looked up online.
We fought for about 3 minutes and when he finally won he called me an ‘op kitten.’
Really?
“It’s a necromancer! Quick, kill it!”
This has been posted a couple times which is odd. Do your teams really leave necros to free cast?
“It’s a necromancer! Quick, kill it!”
This has been posted a couple times which is odd. Do your teams really leave necros to free cast?
As a necro im normally saved for last for whatever reason in groups to die. Unless I use Lich then im turned into a moa or burned down before i even cast 2 attacks.
(edited by gamefreak.5673)