Guild Wars 2

I can see Reaper bringing in tears. So for joking purposes only,

what if one of our Shouts was a skill called
“Nerf Me!”

And you were the game developer, what would you have this skill do?

“Spawn one Salty Horror per enemy hit. Lose all life force, stability, and ability to receive healing while Salty Horrors are alive. Salty Horrors spam the official game forums about how underpowered they are until killed.”

For ten seconds, it gives Blighter’s Boon a 1 second ICD

All surrounding characters stop, perform emote /point @ <insert character name>, followed by emote /laugh @ <insert character name>.

in a 10.000 circle radius decreases all stats of every enemy by 2500 for 1 hour(btw this shout doesn’t have drawback on you like a lot of Necro’s skills) and force them to kill each other until 1 is left to fight you 1v1(while he/she still have the Suffer Me shout effect ofc)

I remember when joking about thief getting shouts, the elite was a 10s self-reveal, which was supposed to be broken cause the +200 power of the trait when revealed :p

I’d still prefer having “Selfishness!”

Takes all boons from all allies around you and gives them to you.

Reduces all your condition duration by 100% while in combat.
Having conditions applied to you or taking damage reduces your current power by 100%, per attack/condition, this effect stacks additively. When you reach negative power you begin to damage yourself equal to the negative power amount multiplied by condition damage.
Attempting to use shouts or equip a greatsword will spawn a salty noob and force you to cast “nerf me”
While under the effects of “nerf me!” you no longer gain life force from nearby deaths, and if somehow you manage to enter reaper shroud you will be instantly killed

Happy now OP?

Force enemy team to write Map chat…

“Repear is OP”

:)

Nerf Me!
3 sec casting time
120 seconds recharge
Combo Finisher: None ofc.

Shout. For 10 seconds, nothing happens. Because you can’t be nerfed any more.

edit: nerfed the number values, i was too generous

kitten you, I’m in danger!
1 sec casting
90 sec recharge
Range: 2000
Steal half of all allies HP and grant it to you. Then steal the other half and let them die. Why you’re a kitten!

one easy thing,stun yourself.

Casting time: Instant
Recharge Time: 3 years and counting

Upon uttering this shout you are instantly granted access to BW1 lich form, along with all abilities they had back then.

Once the timer expires all the enemies you defeated spring back to life and proceed to pummel you without mercy. At the conclusion of this shout you are left in the same state we were left in post BW1.

Die and Rise!
Cast: istant
Recharge: 3600 sec
Range: 5000

You istantly kill all the enemy on the range!
Then they turn back to life with 3600 sec of (25)might, swirftness, protection, regen, fury, resistante, quickness and immunity to direct damage, all buffs that no one can corrupt and You Taunt them all so the can come and kill you. When they kill you, you start rise immediatly, only to be killed again, in a eternal circle of life and death!