Guild Wars 2

You said it yourself,that the whole idea behind the Reaper came from us,the villains, in horror movies. We,the unstoppable menace that wouldn’t stop at anything to hunt you down. We would catch up with you,no matter what. You’d trip. You’d get stuck in something,or we’d cheat and just break space/time continuum and appear right behind you at the most unconvenient of times. It didn’t matter if the weather was hot…..cold….snowing….or if you’d have stiff limbs….or so stricken with fear that your body would feel……CHILLed.

CHILL is the keyword here (along with Cripple…Chipple if you will).
We were thrilled over the Reaper reveal (and honored that you gathered inspiration from us) you did a few weeks back.We still are.
But what is this we’re hearing about movement impairing conditions? Who came up with that “genius” idea? Why the kitten is it still going to be named movement impairing conditions? Or are you changing that too?

Because,frankly, you can’t really call cripple and chill a movement IMPAIRING condition now,can you? The whole idea behind the Reaper is now partly destroyed (and our self esteem if we might add) by this. We won’t be such an unstoppable menace anymore. They’ll just run away from all of us. They’ll laugh at us. They won’t ever trip again,get stuck in something. Or kitten it really up.

As far as we know the movement IMPAIRING conditions has crippled legs and chilled bodies since Tyrias birth. We’ve all dealt that blow to the achilles heel,those chrushed bones and inflicted that CHILL inducing fear. However it was,you never Braced yourselves,you never saw Winter was Coming,and when it came,it was all over. You couldn’t do anything,you couldn’t move or RUN. But,appearently, that’s not the case anymore.

Was it to prevent people from going where they weren’t meant to go? Outside of maps? We’ve been doing that since the 1890’s,yet you never complained. Can’t you build some giant invisible wall that hinders this? Or was it to counterplay these movement IMPAIRING conditions? Really? Counterplay the counterplay?

If it was the former,why do you have to Cripple (pun so kittening intended) us Stalkers and Roamers? Why not restrict it to that other realm where it doesn’t really matter? Also,if it was the latter,we believe there’s something that’s called,the “Portal Gun”, which is truly the point at issue here.

If it’s the latter? Really? Why? Why counterplay the counterplay?

We’re feeling a kittenILLed at the moment.

Signed,
Candyman
Norman Bates
Pennywise
Jack Torrence
Leatherface
Pinhead
Hannibal Lecter
Jason Voorhees
Freddy Krueger
Michael Myers