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Posted by: Murdock.6547

Murdock.6547

Have you ever felt “man I’m too good at this game, things are going too well for me. I sure do grow weary of being alive”?

THEN DO I HAVE AN ANSWER FOR YOU!

B E R S E R K. P O W E R. N E C R O M A N C E R.

You heard me! Necromancer! The base class! Get your Reaper power-creep kitten out of here.

So here’s what you do; You take all of the things that make necromancer “survival” and “durability” possible…. AND THROW THEM OUT OF THE WINDOW.
Valkyries? More like KITTENS. TAKE BERSERKERS.

“Okay I think I see where you’re going. And then I take scholar runes for optimal dps right?”
NO STUPID. CHRONOMANCER RUNES FOR MORE BURST! You take runes of the Chronomancer so that your axe (YES I SAID AXE) can be slammed into your enemies harder and as an added bonus you can get your heal skill off quickly-er.

“But wait. You want me to run power necromancer with wells? … Not minions?”
YES. I did say this build would kill you, didn’t I?! You forgo literally any chance of being defensive. Replace your mobility and minions with wells. Maybe throw in well of power if you’re a little KITTEN. GO DRINK SOME MILK, FELINE.

But seriously well of power is very good for this build. It gives you stability quickness, protection and, its the best way you have to help your teammates and thank them for rez’ing you. And believe you me, friend. They will res you… if they feel like it and not flaming you for being a corpse.

For specializations you take Spite for bonus damage while downed since you’ll be there a lot, extra small burst from chill of death and close to death for that 20% more damage when enemies are about to bite the big one.

Next you want Blood magic because it has blood in the name . And I guess it makes your wells recharge faster and gives them protection or some crap like that.

FINALLY! Here’s where things get fun! SOUL REAPING.
Tell me friend; does that name sound cool as kitten? I THINK SO TOO. Alright. So in soul reaping here’s what you take:
Speed of shadows or unyielding blast depending on if you think your teammates love you or not.
Anything of preference from the second tier…
AND NOW! THE GRANDMASTER! It’s gonna blow your mind because it’s LITERALLY NEVER been done before a trillion and ten half times!

Death Perception for 50% crit which with chrono runes and zerk amulet will overcap you at 102 or so crit chance.

Life blast hurts. A lot of people forget that. Especially in unranked and low ranks. This is where the build shines.
In higher divisions you are going to pray to all of the gods and demons that your team thinks that protecting you is more profitable than flaming you for being blown up by a sniffle from a thief. NOT EVEN A SNEEZE, A SNIFFLE.
Lich form is going to be your team fighting presence. The autos will make everyone remember why necromancer is focused in teamfights. And then you’ll get focused and cry since you have no defense.

Did I mention you have no defensive options? I don’t think I did. Let me just mention it.
YOU HAVE NO DEFENSIVE OPTIONS. IF YOU SAY “Death shroud” I WILL EAT YOUR KNEECAPS.

DS will not save you from anything considering you have no disengage whatsover, no way to generate it safely or regularly, and no way whatsoever to tank hits since your hp is low for a necromancer. OH AND YOU’RE A CLOTH CLASS.
Your only “defense” is to well of power at your feet and consume conditions and hope to god they got peeled off of you by then. Or blast them with axe, lich, or life blast and hope they somehow die first.

“Wow murdock this build sounds really trashy. Why are you advocating it? Are you a moron?”
I’m glad you asked. The answer to all of the above is YES!

Now here have this very cherry picked video of me stomping in what is either extremely low division or not ranked.

tl;dr: something about a janky nonmeta build that’s fun to play but won’t win you friends very quickly due to its low survivability.

build link for anyone who cares:
http://gw2skills.net/editor/?vRAQRBHbhG2IHN0Sj90gNNwhjDchCOABQLQPj24ZnZxJUFA-TZRBABkVGIiDCw/7P8wTAAgTAAA

What a circus. Complete with clowns and monkeys that do tricks.

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Posted by: Justine.6351

Justine.6351

The reason people mix in Valk gear instead of going full zerker is because of crit chance overflow as much as they do for survivability.

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Posted by: Murdock.6547

Murdock.6547

You can’t mix and match gear in sPvP. Though yeah, I understand. in wvw I’d go mostly zerk with a few valk pieces and maybe one or two precise infusions to get 100% if I were to seriously run this there.

What a circus. Complete with clowns and monkeys that do tricks.

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Posted by: KrHome.1920

KrHome.1920

You don’t even run Quickening Thirst and Speed of Shadows. I guess this would be EZ-Mode, right?

I feel bad now as I run Reaper AND Well of Power. xD

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Posted by: Lahmia.2193

Lahmia.2193

You don’t even run Quickening Thirst and Speed of Shadows. I guess this would be EZ-Mode, right?

I feel bad now as I run Reaper AND Well of Power. xD

Don’t forget Locust signet too, for complete OP EZ-mode

Surrender and serve me in life, or die and slave for me in death.

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Posted by: steelheart.7386

steelheart.7386

Not sure if this is elaborate farce/satire or what but I’ve never been a fan of power necro in spvp and I still feel like its bad at every level of it. You will do better over the long haul sticking to team fights and running condi necro. Sadly Im prepared to see quite a few power necros this season because of the tiny buffs they got and the fact that meta battle has power boon strip as the meta build for spvp for some dumb reason. I’ve played plenty of power necro and I just don’t see it. Sure I can beat bads but it just underperforms totally against people right around my skill level compared to condi and avoiding 1v1.

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Posted by: Murdock.6547

Murdock.6547

Okay so just to clear some things up in the off chance any of you people are actually crazy enough to try this backwards build; signet of locust, quickening thirst, and speed of shadows DO NOT STACK. Nor do they stack with swiftness.
Movement speed takes effect from the strongest boon/buff/passive available first then takes modifiers from impairments, which iirc DO stack (you can be slowed, crippled, and chilled for crybaby slow speeds)

Secondly, signet of locust is fantastic … but mostly for melee teamfighting builds. You want to stay the heck away from literally anyone with a pointy bit that wants to go in your squishy bits. Most of my footage of this build was scrapped since its just me getting blown up by thieves every round for a solid 10 minutes and getting flamed both during and after the match.

Lastly, to be brutally crystal clear and honest so there can be no more confusion … This thread is about 30/70 serious/silly. This build is something I do use regularly, but holy hamsters I’d rather uninstall then string myself up by my big toes than try and take this into any ranked division besides diaperbaby.
Its really funny to have 100% crit and make people scatter like rats when you start firing off deathly claws in lichform… but its lack of defense, mobility, and sustain make it nothing more than a joke/gimmick build. And I have no illusions otherwise.

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Posted by: Iridi.8473

Iridi.8473

This post made me laugh. Unfortunately, that’s the gist of necro. A joke of a class.

Necromancer is the worst class hands down. Wake up Anet.

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Posted by: Rangerdeity.5847

Rangerdeity.5847

i used to actually run this in WvW back in the early days of gw2 it sure did kitten up the front line if teams are evenly matched dropping all the wells during the initial clash will turn the tide. but yah not hte move overall effective build. but if any class in the game can survive face slamming an enemy zerg in zerker gear its the necro.

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Posted by: Xenon.4537

Xenon.4537

~helicopter sounds~

YOU!!!

~more helicopter sounds~

YES!!! YOU!!! STAND STILL LADDEH!!!

~sick bass guitar riff~

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Posted by: charrboiledeggs.8164

charrboiledeggs.8164

Um you’re pretty much describing this guy https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC_y-1XILvCo-8AYmn8klEwA the only difference is he is a reaper. I’m guessing this is where you got the build from in the first place.

Power builds R a dying breed but there R those that retain the skill 2 play them.
Protest & Rally against this no skill meta anet has created.

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Posted by: Murdock.6547

Murdock.6547

Didn’t know about this guy. But I think we would get along.
Also the idea of being a glass lifeblaster and axe spammer is not new. I know this.

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Posted by: felincyriac.5981

felincyriac.5981

“Trash”? U wot m8, necro has 2 health bars son!1!!

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Posted by: Murdock.6547

Murdock.6547

That’s it. You just lost your kneecap privileges. Hand em over.

What a circus. Complete with clowns and monkeys that do tricks.