Bring Your Ranger Jokes ...
I once brought my Ranger to a GvG…
badumptish….
Once upon a time there was an elementalist melting their opponent…wait. Nope, nope, never mind, it’s just rapid FIRE.
(See what I did there? Sorry, that’s all I’ve got.)
Ranger = Archer tired simle
Hmmm…
“I can outrun a centau…. ranger arrows!”
“Rangers are masters of pet syngery… so they’re dead as well.”
“A man chooses; a slave obeys.” | “Want HardMode? Play Ranger!”
How many rangers does it take to change a lightbulb?
I don’t know, if they ever get within melee range of it we might find out.
The description on the main page says rangers are unparalleled archers… What? It’s true now?
Illustrious Exhausted Primordial Legendary Druid, and Mesmer for fun
PvE | PvP (1500)| WvW | Fractals | Dungeons
“If you see us, don’t try to run… You’ll needlessly die tired.”
The rangers will hunt your soul!
… It’s funny because it’s not true =D
Why did the brown bear cross the road?
-Because it was in aggressive mode
Lighter side of things … post your ranger jokes …
Question: What is the favorite ranger skill of Spanish/Mexican Rangers ???
Answer: “Rampage as JUAN” … =)
Question: What is the favorite ranger skill of Chinese Rangers ???
Answer: “Rampage as Wan” …
Ranger is OP
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It is not what you do, but how and why you do it that counts.
warrior: i run a longbow a sword a horn i wear armor as well as a series 7 golem and i got haste… i guess im a ranger see i even got the mad regen and the poor condi removal. Also longbow my main weapon 8D
BM: I want to present you my lovely jingle bear mia
If pet had voices: Mommy, I did it! :3
Porcines are amazing at charging.
[SALT]Natchniony – Necromancer, EU.
Streams: http://www.twitch.tv/rym144
Porcines are amazing at charging.
That one’s not a joke. Domesticated pigs lead people to think that porcines are pushovers. Truth is, wild boar are some of the most dangerous animals you can hunt.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5WwK_1SFE_8
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=b13_1376576119
Ancient literature is filled with stories of heroes having to prove their courage and bravery by hunting boar, and sometimes being killed by said boar.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boar_hunting#Ancient_Greece_and_Rome
“Nobody came to my birthdayparty.”
– Ranger
“Only the finest of potatoes in my zerkburgers.”
http://youtu.be/pC-unS5Yhvw
The jokes on me ha ha
So many Ranger jokes from EverQuest. Another game where Rangers were, for the longest time, a joke of a class.
How my pet AI acts sometimes.
Attachments:
See you in Tyria.
(edited by Expiatus.4210)
I got a good one:
Ranger
Currently @ some T1 server in EU
2 wvw/gvg guilds want to recruit the same ranger and he says no, because he is already in a good one
Just the WvW
R3200+
Using Sic ’Em on a thief, with good timing: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ByarmYFZ5ZU
Thief reaction: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v52COutHM2o#t=32
Eugene’s OP ranger build:
Still relevant, especially now, since the ranger is even more OP, than when this build was made.
We’re the new meta, guys.
“Only the finest of potatoes in my zerkburgers.”