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Posted by: gexmbla.7651

gexmbla.7651

Lighter side of things … post your ranger jokes …

Question: What is the favorite ranger skill of Spanish/Mexican Rangers ???

Answer: “Rampage as JUAN” … =)

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Posted by: Atherakhia.4086

Atherakhia.4086

I once brought my Ranger to a GvG…

badumptish….

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Posted by: MightyMicah.7451

MightyMicah.7451

Once upon a time there was an elementalist melting their opponent…wait. Nope, nope, never mind, it’s just rapid FIRE.

(See what I did there? Sorry, that’s all I’ve got.)

This is that new sound. Ya’ll ain’t ready.

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Posted by: Ryu.1452

Ryu.1452

Ranger = Archer tired simle

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Posted by: RoyalPredator.9163

RoyalPredator.9163

Hmmm…
“I can outrun a centau…. ranger arrows!”
“Rangers are masters of pet syngery… so they’re dead as well.”

Game Designer || iREVOLUTION.Design \\
“A man chooses; a slave obeys.” | “Want HardMode? Play Ranger!”

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Posted by: Necrotize.2974

Necrotize.2974

How many rangers does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don’t know, if they ever get within melee range of it we might find out.

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Posted by: Archon.6480

Archon.6480

The description on the main page says rangers are unparalleled archers… What? It’s true now?

Jade Quarry – Esparie
Illustrious Exhausted Primordial Legendary Druid, and Mesmer for fun
PvE | PvP (1500)| WvW | Fractals | Dungeons

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Posted by: Tragic Positive.9356

Tragic Positive.9356

“If you see us, don’t try to run… You’ll needlessly die tired.”

The rangers will hunt your soul!
… It’s funny because it’s not true =D

“Observe, learn and counter.”

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Posted by: Chokolata.1870

Chokolata.1870

Why did the brown bear cross the road?
-Because it was in aggressive mode

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Posted by: Chrispy.5641

Chrispy.5641

Lighter side of things … post your ranger jokes …

Question: What is the favorite ranger skill of Spanish/Mexican Rangers ???

Answer: “Rampage as JUAN” … =)

Question: What is the favorite ranger skill of Chinese Rangers ???

Answer: “Rampage as Wan” …

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Posted by: warriorjrd.8695

warriorjrd.8695

Ranger is OP

/15chars


It is not what you do, but how and why you do it that counts.

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Posted by: kyubi.3620

kyubi.3620

warrior: i run a longbow a sword a horn i wear armor as well as a series 7 golem and i got haste… i guess im a ranger see i even got the mad regen and the poor condi removal. Also longbow my main weapon 8D

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If pet had voices: Mommy, I did it! :3

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Posted by: Rym.1469

Rym.1469

Porcines are amazing at charging.

[rude]Antagonistka – Revenant, EU.
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Posted by: Solandri.9640

Solandri.9640

Porcines are amazing at charging.

That one’s not a joke. Domesticated pigs lead people to think that porcines are pushovers. Truth is, wild boar are some of the most dangerous animals you can hunt.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5WwK_1SFE_8
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=b13_1376576119

Ancient literature is filled with stories of heroes having to prove their courage and bravery by hunting boar, and sometimes being killed by said boar.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boar_hunting#Ancient_Greece_and_Rome

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Posted by: wauwi.9162

wauwi.9162

“Nobody came to my birthdayparty.”
Ranger

[EU/GER]Elona’s Reach: Aerrith: Lv80 Ranger / Sephirra: Lv80 Mesmer
“Only the finest of potatoes in my zerkburgers.”

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Posted by: Mystic Angelique.4021

Mystic Angelique.4021

http://youtu.be/pC-unS5Yhvw
The jokes on me ha ha

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Posted by: Mukk.3402

Mukk.3402

So many Ranger jokes from EverQuest. Another game where Rangers were, for the longest time, a joke of a class.

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Posted by: Expiatus.4210

Expiatus.4210

How my pet AI acts sometimes.

Anvil Rock – Out manned, out gunned and no repair costs, so Leeroy up and dive in.
See you in Tyria.

(edited by Expiatus.4210)

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Posted by: Prysin.8542

Prysin.8542

I got a good one:

Ranger

Lv 80 Guard, Ranger, Ele, Thief, warr, engi
Currently @ some T1 server in EU

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Posted by: McWolfy.5924

McWolfy.5924

2 wvw/gvg guilds want to recruit the same ranger and he says no, because he is already in a good one

WSR→Piken→Deso→Piken→FSP→Deso
Just the WvW
R3200+

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Posted by: Yelloweyedemon.2860

Yelloweyedemon.2860

Using Sic ’Em on a thief, with good timing: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ByarmYFZ5ZU

Thief reaction: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v52COutHM2o#t=32

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Posted by: wauwi.9162

wauwi.9162

Eugene’s OP ranger build:

Still relevant, especially now, since the ranger is even more OP, than when this build was made.
We’re the new meta, guys.

[EU/GER]Elona’s Reach: Aerrith: Lv80 Ranger / Sephirra: Lv80 Mesmer
“Only the finest of potatoes in my zerkburgers.”