Guild Wars 2

Haha, sucked you in!

So, I see Druid now… Some trait speculation. Poking some fun here…

Minor
You and your pet deal 5% less damage.
You and your pet have -10% condition duration.
You and your pet move 10% slower.

Adept
Your pet gains 25 stacks of might for 180s when you are defeated.
Your staff skills take 20% longer to recharge and deal 20% less damage.
Skills that affect allies no longer do.

Master
You lose 50% health when you reach 50% health.
Your staff skills inflict immobilise on you for 1s every second they are on CD.
Your pet deals 10% more damage but has 75% chance to miss, while you are under 25% health.

GM
You take 100% more damage above 50% health.
Whenever you inflict immobilise on yourself, you also inflict poison and torment, on yourself.
You lose 50% health whenever you swap pets.

Such synergy!

Heimskarl Ashfiend.9582:

Skills that affect allies no longer do.

Laughed at this one

Heimskarl Ashfiend.9582:

Whenever you inflict immobilise, you also inflict poison and torment.

Sounds pretty strong

Holland.9351:

Heimskarl Ashfiend.9582:

Whenever you inflict immobilise, you also inflict poison and torment.

Sounds pretty strong

Oops, missed something. I’ll fix that.

And I was called troll…

Heimskarl Ashfiend.9582:

Haha, sucked you in!

So, I see Druid now… Some trait speculation. Poking some fun here…

Minor
You and your pet deal 5% less damage.
You and your pet have -10% condition duration.
You and your pet move 10% slower.

Adept
Your pet gains 25 stacks of might for 180s when you are defeated.
Your staff skills take 20% longer to recharge and deal 20% less damage.
Skills that affect allies no longer do.

Master
You lose 50% health when you reach 50% health.
Your staff skills inflict immobilise on you for 1s every second they are on CD.
Your pet deals 10% more damage but has 75% chance to miss, while you are under 25% health.

GM
You take 100% more damage above 50% health.
Whenever you inflict immobilise on yourself, you also inflict poison and torment, on yourself.
You lose 50% health whenever you swap pets.

Such synergy!

You made me laugh man XD Btw i still don’ t understand why devs think ranger is overpowerd..and they keep nerfing it..look at traps..look at spirits…when it’ s obvious that ranger is the less viable class in gw2 and it has enormous limits regarding survival.
Hope druid will fix this…
The positive aspect ,at least, is that we can decide if buying the expansion or no..depending how they handle druid.
We’ll see

Darkness.9732:

Btw i still don’ t understand why devs think ranger is overpowerd..and they keep nerfing it.

Made even more bizarre by the fact that it seems like the lead on the ranger changes was the same guy that made engies into friggen Greek gods.

Darkness.9732:

Heimskarl Ashfiend.9582:

Haha, sucked you in!

So, I see Druid now… Some trait speculation. Poking some fun here…

Minor
You and your pet deal 5% less damage.
You and your pet have -10% condition duration.
You and your pet move 10% slower.

Adept
Your pet gains 25 stacks of might for 180s when you are defeated.
Your staff skills take 20% longer to recharge and deal 20% less damage.
Skills that affect allies no longer do.

Master
You lose 50% health when you reach 50% health.
Your staff skills inflict immobilise on you for 1s every second they are on CD.
Your pet deals 10% more damage but has 75% chance to miss, while you are under 25% health.

GM
You take 100% more damage above 50% health.
Whenever you inflict immobilise on yourself, you also inflict poison and torment, on yourself.
You lose 50% health whenever you swap pets.

Such synergy!

You made me laugh man XD Btw i still don’ t understand why devs think ranger is overpowerd..and they keep nerfing it..look at traps..look at spirits…when it’ s obvious that ranger is the less viable class in gw2 and it has enormous limits regarding survival.
Hope druid will fix this…
The positive aspect ,at least, is that we can decide if buying the expansion or no..depending how they handle druid.
We’ll see

My congratulations this thread made my laugh. No joking here.

The devs think ranger is OP because they don’t play ranger. They think ranger pewpew 1500 OMG TOO OP!!!

Ranger is the pariah of Gw2 and we can now say it openly, even the devs at the ready up was laughing the kitten off when they went to talk about the ranger.

Shame on you Anet Shame on you.

Fluffball.8307:

Darkness.9732:

Btw i still don’ t understand why devs think ranger is overpowerd..and they keep nerfing it.

Made even more bizarre by the fact that it seems like the lead on the ranger changes was the same guy that made engies into friggen Greek gods.

Reminds me of Robert Gee giving mesmers a lot of love, and at the same time, not loving necros since he’s in charge of balancing both. At this point, I’m willing to take Roy as the Ranger specialist. At least he’ll make the class, “Pretty Good.” #Roy4Ranger <3

Looks like somebody woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning

Knighthonor.4061:

Looks like somebody woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning

Who me? Nah, I’m just playin’.

Joke is on you, Heimskarl. This would be a fantastic traitline, but might make us a bit overpowered. I mean, you’re basically giving us instant access to our downed state. Take that into a lake and you’ll be unbeatable!

New elite skill: Become moa

Become Moa.

Gold.

FYI: Ranger good buffed, not nerfed at all.

Except spirits.

Quadox.7834:

FYI: Ranger good buffed, not nerfed at all.

Except spirits.

FYI: Thread good joke, not serious at all.

Except yours.