Guild Wars 2

“I’ll revive you”

White Devil.3176:

“I’ll revive you”

Yeah… only after I swap you out and you’ll be reving in some mysterious alternative space and waiting for 60 secs before you can come out again…

Rangers have infinitely large lungs.

Proof: Spamming F1

“Time to do some real damage”

Err, no, there’s little chance of any “Real damage” happening !

“Next” ~ After my wolf gets one shotted by an area boss… sounds like my pets are awaiting for a dreaded booster shot or something.

“Sick em” (Norn Voice) also sounds pretty intimidating. Will actually be intimidating after I finish up beast master.

“LB is best dps weapon, of all time!”

“here’s one to remember me by” why? did I send them a photo or something?

“I choose you!!” my favorite F4 quote sylvari say ever…

Fast as the wind

“I feel mighty!”
But you aren’t, and you never will.

You will not die ( after pet dies and he rezes out of combat… ) 1 aoe later, you will not die…

“Were you just faking it?”

“Silly creature, I won’t let you die” Well you’re lying, you naughty little sylvari, because you just did!

“Aaaah… refreshing!” my Sylvari when using Healing Spring!

“Fury is rising!”

" wow wtf, rangers are so OP" <———-has anyone ever said this?

Apophis.8561:

" wow wtf, rangers are so OP" <———-has anyone ever said this?

I’ve been told this fairly regularly in pug pvp lol

Apophis.8561:

" wow wtf, rangers are so OP" <———-has anyone ever said this?

I actually once got a person saying traps hit for way too much.

Apophis.8561:

" wow wtf, rangers are so OP" <———-has anyone ever said this?

Invokes the old man in me:
“Well back in my day, read Early Beta stages, Rangers we as powerful as everyone else is now. Spirits were useful, weapons hit harder, even pets just plain did more.”

To be honest though, I wasn’t in any of the beta events and this is just me miming what I heard from many players on the internet.

“Wow that ranger is so tanky, its so hard to kill him”

‘There is no time for eternal sleep! Get up!’

(Alternatively I’ll just swap pets when you die, and all will be gravy.)

“I may not survive”. Silly ranger, of course you won’t.

“I’m dying?”

Yes. Yes you are. Get used to it.

“I like turtles”

ChillyChinaman.6057:

Apophis.8561:

" wow wtf, rangers are so OP" <———-has anyone ever said this?

Invokes the old man in me:
“Well back in my day, read Early Beta stages, Rangers we as powerful as everyone else is now. Spirits were useful, weapons hit harder, even pets just plain did more.”

To be honest though, I wasn’t in any of the beta events and this is just me miming what I heard from many players on the internet.

I wouldn’t say rangers were as strong, I’d say they were insanely OP. Rapid fire on the long bow was an immediate death sentence and when a ranger popped Rampage as One your only option was to run like hell. Not like it helped any, they’d just pull out the greatsword, swoop after you, and kill you with Quickening Zypher before the stun wore off.

That said, rangers have been tremendously overnerfed.

ChillyChinaman.6057:

“Well back in my day, read Early Beta stages, Rangers we as powerful as everyone else is now. Spirits were useful, weapons hit harder, even pets just plain did more.”

Ahhh BWE 2… I remember it well.

I can do that next patch watch and see!

good times now nerfed to oblivion

As solid said;

“Time to do some real damage”

Makes me giggle every time.

I miss BWE2 Ranger. Don’t make rangers gods again, but a little of that love would be niiiiiice.

“This rose has thorns, and here they are!” Pew pew, short bow autoattack is fun!*

*Jon Peters says otherwise.

/sarcasm

Sic Em!

Wait what? The targets moving and you cannot hit them? Awww thats ok lil puddy cat, come back to papa before you…..noooooooooooooo they killed Kenny! You b* kitten !

This scenario seem familliar to anyone here?

“Not my pet!”
lol okay, you can take your pet’s place as the corpse on the battlefield then. That’s what I thought.

deepwinter.9015:

“This rose has thorns, and here they are!” Pew pew, short bow autoattack is fun!*

*Jon Peters says otherwise.

/sarcasm

Awwww thank you! Finally I’ve understood this quote cause I’m not english and it’s a bit difficult to me to understand what’s not written. I was sure on “here they are” but the first part wasn’t clear… Such a nice quote! :D I love my ranger even more now :P