THE PHANTOM CATMASTER
“It was a dreadful night. The rain poured down hard around us and the Doylak trudged through the mud at a slow pace. The guard tower was in sight and the gate was only a short walk from where we stood. My Aspenwood comrades were telling tales about their epic killshots and highest critting backstabs as they walked along side the shaggy beast. Our elementalist casually cast swirling winds to ward the rain as he sipped from his golden flask.
I saw it, from the corner of my eye. It was but a blur, a black shape sweeping along the outlying mists. A pistol dagger thief perhaps? Maybe a backstabber? A mesmer in veil? Whatever it was it surely wasn’t stupid enough to attack this Doylak head on with four seasoned guards escorting it? I took confidence in the fact that my team ran only the most broken cookie cutter builds. We had a bunker ele with two daggers, who would dare challenge us?
Then it happened. Our Doylak, the prized beast that would carry our team to pointopia and grant us the power to erect powerful reinforced gates… just dropped dead in front of all four of us.
WHAT THE KITTEN! Our commander shouted! His head swiveled around in a panic, like a glass cannon staff ele who was standing in spawned lava adds of the Champion Grawl Shaman.
But there was nothing. We scouted the entire area, searching through the ruddy swamp, our weapons burning with might stacks and fully charged sigils of bloodlust. But there was nothing there…
We hid our faces in shame as we returned to the camp. To this day, I still don’t know what the hell happened that night."
-Unamed Fort Aspenwood Defender
FOWARD LOVERS OF CATS!
Welcome, lovers of cats and worshipers of the fluffy paw. I see that the truth has guided you here. While many others turn away, beaten and dejected by the horrible things people say about our “underpowered” ranger class, you have shown great faith and promise coming this far.
It is now time to invite you into our epic circle. Soon you too shall learn the secrets of the Phantom Catmaster. Soon you too will see that glass cannon player manning the balista, only to watch him fall to an invisible and deadly foe. Soon your enemies will know fear! Soon their hearts will quiver and their defensive cooldowns will burn every time a pet suddenly disappears in front of them! Is it still there? Did the ranger swap pets? Or is it here… lurking in plain sight… waiting for the moment to drag me INTO THE DEEP!
(edited by lordhelmos.7623)