Guild Wars 2

Dear Rangers,

Thank you for finding our misplaced Tome of Courage. Still have no idea how we dropped it. Please mail it back at your earliest convenience (postage included). We miss it.

Thank you, Guardians

PS Those wyverns look awesome! But watch for falling poop…

Finders keepers.

noo, give it back or we will… wait, no one fears the dragonhunter… let me alone im crying now

… please just go

I’ll trade it you for… literally anything… anything but this

Well, maybe we can get it back in a year or two. Thanks for nothing ANet. :>

Dear Guardians,

We regret to inform you that as of the time of receiving your letter our dogs have unfortunately already errr… eaten… your tome. As such we are unable to facilitate its return. Please don’t ask for its return again as we consider this matter now closed.

Further we appreciate that you have found our old discard… errr… lost longbows. Feel free to keep them as an apology for the ummm… eaten… tomes. No need to continue to attempt their return as we have already replaced said longbows with newer models.

With the best of regards,

rangers.

Mr Pin.6728:

Dear Guardians,

We regret to inform you that as of the time of receiving your letter our dogs have unfortunately already errr… eaten… your tome. As such we are unable to facilitate its return. Please don’t ask for its return again as we consider this matter now closed.

Further we appreciate that you have found our old discard… errr… lost longbows. Feel free to keep them as an apology for the ummm… eaten… tomes. No need to continue to attempt their return as we have already replaced said longbows with newer models.

With the best of regards,

rangers.

You win the internet for the day. Genius!