Pets are idiots, lol :)

Pets are idiots, lol :)

in Ranger

Posted by: Manekk.6981

Manekk.6981

Ok so we’ve all had that moment where you go “WTF is that idiot doing?” in regards to our beloved companions, my thought with this thread is to share some of our moments like those with a smile and a laugh so they atleast bring some of that joy to us rangers aswell and not just our opponents.

I’ll pick an example that happened to me only as late as today in spvp:

I was fighting a warrior who I down and circle around to cleverly hide behind my pet for the stomp (or so I thought) while ignoring his “Rune Rock Dog” hitting me in the back, but lo and behold my Jaguar had other plans just as I’m about to execute the stomp he darts behind me and then further behind the Rock Dog to kill it despite me specifically sending him on the warrior with F1, I get knocked down and can’t perform the stomp in time before his revenge thingy (whatever they call it) he still died soon after when I kited him around abit so no biggie but it was still a clear “WTF! moron cat NO SOUP FOR YOU!”

I’m sure many of you have better ones, let’s hear them

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Pets are idiots, lol :)

in Ranger

Posted by: Beardmonger.4692

Beardmonger.4692

I was fighting a mesmer the other day. My jaguar was chasing him up a short incline. Well of course my jag couldn’t follow him, so he went the long way around to chase him (that’s not the idiot part). When he got to him and started attacking, the mesmer then jumped down to my ground level taking only slight fall damage.

But not my pet.

My jaguar VIOLENTLY spazzes down the side of the short cliff face, takes what looks like a dozen fall damage hits in quick succession, hits the ground level then screams and dies.

Both myself and the mesmer just stopped and watched it. He laughed. I sighed.