Guild Wars 2

Retired player
Came back to check out GW2 again.
Log in with Ranger.
Soulbeast they said, it will be fun they said
No fun
Clunky clunky all the time
Other classes OP
One shot you

GG

Retired player
Probably does not know much about the game
Creates a forum post
Being non constructive
Every line of your “post” decreased my IQ as my brain processed it
Please stay away from this game
It’s not for you
You are not helping
I agree with “clunky”

GG

You no judge whos good and whos bad
Most of the initial players stayed away
Active playerbase dropped
Trying being good at GW2
Noone cares
People play WoW
People watching LoL
Still was a fun game
Don’t know what went wrong

Dagger is not well,
attacks are slow and clunky…
It does conditions.

There are five new pets,
one is a peaceful rock deer,
Charge makes people dead.

I merge with my pet,
there is no swap in Beastmode,
I have a fartcloud….

(Bongos play)

I made a Soulbeast
I put on a greatsword
I crit a skrub for 50,000
Soulbeast is a condi elite

This thread is funny.
Stupid formatting.
Pretending to be poem.
But it’s clearly not.
Pre-schooler writes better.

Learn to write haikus
You used way to many lines
They are not that hard

Ranger main.
Excited to try out soulbeast.
Wow huge burst.
We damage class now!

10 mins later.
Gets tedious.
No pet swap while melded?
Too many invisible cooldowns.
Constant weapon/pet/meld swapping.
Non-stop pressing keys to keep up.
Not enough DPS for effort involved.
Can’t see how people enjoy this.

See support stances.
Half duration?
360 radius?
Losing 10% damage and condi duration?
Not worth using.

Try dagger.
Slow.
Low damage.
Weak for melee weapon.

Just wanted a nice DPS specialization for Ranger.
Ended up with Ranger: keyboard musician, third-rate DPS edition.

Myxam.2790:

I made a Soulbeast
I put on a greatsword
I crit a skrub for 50,000
Soulbeast is a condi elite

Grade: A+

I really don’t know
whether to be proud or mad
at all of you now

Maul and Sic ’Em can save the spec.
Nerfs on the horizon.
Refund.

Tested the soulbeast
hit stuff with greatsword.
Golem died.

Tried to workout rotation
clunky as kitten.
Camping beastform best
but boring.

Played holosmith
LOL
New engineer main.

played ranger in Beta
So happy with ranger
ranger nerfed

played ranger even though it was weak
it got nerfed

anet made mistakes and ranger got strong
it got nerfed

HoT came
ranger got nerfed

PoF is coming, ranger is decent
notice the pattern?

Kaiyanwan.8521:

Tested the soulbeast
hit stuff with greatsword.
Golem died.

Tried to workout rotation
clunky as kitten.
Camping beastform best
but boring.

Played holosmith
LOL
New engineer main.

Holo was absolutely the most fun I had on any new spec and the dps is amazing

Soulbeast greatsword 1shots everyone .-. and pet crits 15k~