Guild Wars 2

Is this where I put my formal application in? I think it is, so here goes.

I think I could really be of use if someone would take me under their wing. I know I still have a lot to learn, but I think I could really do some good as a Ranger’s Pet. I’ve gotten pretty good at chasing the heels of opponents over the years, and I’m pretty good at listening as I’m used to people telling me when and where to swing my Hammer. I’ve helped heaps of people get kills! I’m usually ignored by others as they go for the real threat, so I think I’d make a perfect candidate! Though honestly I would love to be able to limp back to my owner rather than eat a flag.
My previous work experience? Oh this one time I knocked this Asura down! Well not ‘down’ down, he got back up again, but he was lying on the ground for a good two seconds! Wow I’m really not selling myself too well here. Look I know I probably don’t hit as hard as ‘Hawky’ or can take as many hits as ‘Grylls’, but if you adopt a Warrior you’re making Tyria a better place. There are still thousands of warriors out there who are looking for a good home, for someone to look after us…
So anyway I’ll just leave my application here, give you some time to think about it.

Support the Adopt-A-Warrior foundation, helping us to find a place in PvP.

Dolan.3071:

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I think your cv could use a more eloborate work experience section and how about a motivational section and a skills section?

Greetings sir Warrior

Sir Ranger

Cute application. I’ll put you on the waiting list.

Oh and RP posts usually fall flat outside of RP sections.

Sorry bud but there are currently no openings in ranger pets that you have the right qualifications for. Wolfy already does all the specs you listed much better, he even has two 2 second cc’s available.

I hear there are quite a few positions for Engi turrets, there’s a real shortage atm. I know its probably a bit below your qualifications but I’m sure you’d make an excellent turret.

You can always ask necromancers, they seem discontent with their ‘pets’

Woah Guys! Don’t be too quick to dismiss his application! Just think of all the blast finishers he brings to you.. something we as Rangers are very short of! I’m sure Dolan would work well spreading poison and weakness with the help of Eensy!

Not sure I like Dolan for a pet name though! Would you be ok with my changing your name to something else? Say… “RUFFian”?

I would happily take a well-trained Warrior as a pet, but I’m afraid I only accept wartrained pets, and it seems your previous owner brought you up in the frilly world of contained matches, also known as spvp. That simply will not do. PvP pets always shrink back at the sound of cannon fire or freeze up at the sight of arrows raining down around them.

So if you manage to pick up some war training, oh, and move to Tarnished Coast—maybe then I will adopt you

Always wanted to see what dog or cat tasted like so I wonder what warrior tastes like?

I eat warriors up all the time. They taste like Guardian but not as tough.

i am willing to adopt you but i am more of a PvE player =p

Hmm, are you “The Hound” by any chance?

If so, I might pick you up. Which server?