Guild Wars 2

“I hate this pet” is mine, and I do hate my pets.

My shark is named Roy Scheider

My jungle stalker is named Trichy Business. Not sure if its funny or not.

All pets rotate between these 3 names:

UrMom
Rich Gold Vein
Riojiin (Named after my character Riojin)

Just to mess with ppl in WvW

I named my bear pet Teddy Ruxpin

how do I get my pets to “Save” their name, everytime I switch they use the name of the last one. :/

Unfortunately. that’s normal. When I changed from Forest Spider to Jaguar, I had to change the pet name from Incy Wincy to Ex Jay Six. Changed it back, had to change the name too.

I love this thread.

My murellow = Eric Northman cuz he’s pale and naked
Any cat = Sparky
Snow Owl = Whooters
Anything else = Squee McGigglecutty

My Arctodus: Swag Paws
My Whiptail Devourer: Double Penetration

I sometimes call my sylvan hound “Salad Shield”

Arctic Wolf and Snow Owl: Itchy and Scratchy

Funny one I saw on someone else “Master is not a bot” on a brown bear.

My mildly chuckle inducing:
Murellow: Edward R Murellow (You have to be old to get that one)
Armor Fish: Gepanzertenfische

Another ranger guildie:
Klondike Bear (as in what would you do for a . . .)

Jaguar – Ermahgerd Jerwyre

Real men wear pink is my pink moa. He’s so manly
And my arctic wolf is Not a [FOX], though I wish it was.
My drakes are all called fluffdaddy, because I think that deep down drakes secretly want to be fluffy.
My jellyfish is nomnomnomcookiez as it just eats away at things underwater.

My Moa’s named “Rescued From Popeye.”
My Drake’s “Almost Became A Bag.”
My spider’s “Mr Parker Owes Me.”

Ravnodaus.5130:

Fern Hound – Gully
Jungle Stalker – I Might
Lynx – Might Not
Jaguar – Four Ofour (In homage to my Thief, of the same name)
Drake – Chubs
Raven – Blue (Ranger’s named Raven Blue…)
Carrion Devourer – Chick Magnet
Moas – Harmony
Bears – Default
Jellyfish – Juvenile Cake
Shark – Theme Song

I have a cat named Chubs! Cool!

My Bear: Honey Boo Boo

Someone here was thinking like I do. I have a character or pet in every game I play named Moogly, a spin off of Mogley, and it’s usually a bear or a toon that has something to do with animals (druid on WoW etc).

I’m use “Grumpy Cat” for my Lynx, that beast real grumpy and deadly.

TJV.6239:

I like to call my sylvan hound Salad Fingers.

Aware

Troponin.4081:

TJV.6239:

I like to call my sylvan hound Salad Fingers.

Aware

I’ve been waiting for someone like you to show up!.

I switch between Salad Fingers and Salad Shield depending on whether I am just using it to tie up mobs, or if I am using it to do something important.

“bad kitty dont bite” and “your my scratch post”

For those Malazan Book of the Fallen readers, I named my favorite reptiles Anomander Drake.

My;

Pig – Bieber (Cuter, stronger than the real thing)
Siamoth – Buck Tooth Barry
Brown Bear – Yogi Bear
Polar Bear – Manny
Shark – Bruce (From Finding Nemo, wanted to be more original than Jaws ;P)
Fern Hound – Celeblossom (It’s an elf name but w/e it suits it)

Using the following names for various pets;

Shark – Murphy Maneater (after a real life catfish).
Moa – Atilla the Hen.
Any cat – Fergus, Hamish, Finbarr (After real world cats I’ve owned).
Pig, Boar, Warthog – Chip (short for chippolata).

none of mine are particularily funny =[
jaguar – nightstalker (my ranger is called nightwither)
raven – nevermore (Edgar Allan Poe – the raven)
devourer – nightshade
spider – twinkletoes

bear named stoppable force
spider named eww
shark named i bite ur face