Guild Wars 2

hello

the hacker:

its abilities would all be aoe based and would change various settings in your opponents option menu, varying from resolution to sound etc… example: your opponent is playing on potato and with a kittenty resolution, -> your pet would have a chance at increasing their resolution, causing massive fps drops for them.

Or another example! Someone brings their laptop to a uni lecture and decides to play gw 2 (why man) using the amazing uni wifi. Obviously they would disable the sound! But then you intervene with your brand new fresh hacker pet and enable ingame sounds! suddenly, a loud warhorn fart sound resonates through the lecture hall and they are forced to shamefully walk out. During this time you will have performed a variety of interesting physical procedures on their dead body.

The f2 ability would be a projectile that bans your target for 12-36 hours (careful reflects?)! I think it would be balanced because the ability wouldn’t do damage (maybe needs a buff?).

Also instead of having pet AI, your hacker pet would be controlled by Roy himself !(long may he live). he would use his control tower to control all ranger hacker pets at once, creating a network of rangers around the world. This would also aid him in his mission to become emperor of earth and the sun (and the moon).

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Pet name: The Ranger Subforum Denizen

Abilities:
- all ranger skills take 1s more to activate as the pet asks you if you really want to use this “basically useless skill”.
- ranger gets fury on swapping to weapon X, aggravated by the pet telling him “You know, class Y has a better skillset for X, you should reroll”.
- ranger healing skill is disabled, replaced by a pet voiceover: “what’s the point? better let them kill you and log a useful class.”
- on entering a dungeon, the pet proposes a vote to kick the ranger.
- when an ANet tagged character is in range, ranger and pet gain stealth and chat functionalities are disabled.
- when ordering the pet, 50% chance of the pet refusing the order, being too busy complaining on the forum.

Kodama.6453:

Aaaaaaand another of those unconstructive joke topics.

Close pls.

This was indeed very important…. /rollseyes

cafard.8953:

Pet name: The Ranger Subforum Denizen

Abilities:
- all ranger skills take 1s more to activate as the pet asks you if you really want to use this “basically useless skill”.
- ranger gets fury on swapping to weapon X, aggravated by the pet telling him “You know, class Y has a better skillset for X, you should reroll”.
- ranger healing skill is disabled, replaced by a pet voiceover: “what’s the point? better let them kill you and log a useful class.”
- on entering a dungeon, the pet proposes a vote to kick the ranger.
- when an ANet tagged character is in range, ranger and pet gain stealth and chat functionalities are disabled.
- when ordering the pet, 50% chance of the pet refusing the order, being too busy complaining on the forum.

Brilliant. This just made my day.

I lost it at , “- when an ANet tagged character is in range, ranger and pet gain stealth and chat functionalities are disabled.”
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