Guild Wars 2

Dear Arenanet,
This is a formal request that you please “nerf” facial hair. I have grown tired of shaving day in and day out, it’s just to hard! Rather than me change anything about myself or learn a new way to deal with it I would prefer that you just nerf it altogether. Thank you in advance for dealing with this matter for me.

P.S. if you do manage to accomplish this feat I am going to complain about how you didn’t do it right, it wasn’t enough and THEN I’ll tell you how you should have done it. Also I will immediately find other things to complain about as well.

10/10 would read again!

but on a serious note i to have gotten sick of all the complaining about the thief, yes some things could do with tweaking.
but come on let the devs do there thing and if you have a prob tell them not blab about it on the forums

The Anatinae is a subfamily of the family Anatidae (swans, geese and ducks). Its surviving members are the dabbling ducks, which feed mainly at the surface rather than by diving. The other members of the Anatinae are the extinct moa-nalo, a young but highly apomorphic lineage derived from the dabbling ducks.
There has been much debate about the dabbling ducks’ systematical status and what ducks belong to the Anatinae. As understood here, the subfamily contains only the dabbling ducks and their close relatives, the extinct moa-nalos. Alternatively,1 the Anatinae are considered to include most “ducks” and the dabbling ducks form a tribe Anatini within these. The classification as presented here more appropriately reflects the remaining uncertainty about the interrelationships of the major lineages of Anatidae (waterfowl).

I know this is a troll, but… I wish they would indeed nerf facial hair. If your character has facial hair, it can clip through medium armor masks.

LOL this thread is win!

I believe that facial hair is in need of a balance, not a nerf. I sport a mustache and the constant grooming needed to maintain the bar handles is rather tedious; I might make a mistake or some of the hair may fall out by combing/waxing it. As such I would rather have them slow down the rate of facial hair growth instead of eliminating it completely.