How to play Thief: A Soliloquy

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Posted by: Azure The Heartless.3261

Azure The Heartless.3261

Realize that now fury and swiftness is not on demand unless you are Daredevil.
Reach deep within yourself and find the coalescing mass of disappointment, resentment and anger that is now your opinion about thief.
Firmly grasp it.
Firmly grasp it.
Relinquish hopes about sustain.
You are now the berserker.
Slot berserker amulet.
Firmly slot it.
Who needs Trickery Line anyway.
Now the game is Fleet Shadow and Acrobatics.
Should have been baseline but whatever.
Guess who’s back, it’s Shadow Refuge.
Rolling around at the speed of Initiative.
Slot Agility Sigil for emergency backflips .
But remember you firmly slotted berserker amulet.
There is no need for condi cleanse.
Goodbye, Shadow’s Embrace
You’re going to reduce Shadow Refuge Cooldown instead.
Infiltration Runes.
Giggle madly as you do this or it won’t work.
You aren’t even running Deadly Arts what is wrong with you
It doesn’t matter
You like the pain.
You now have 11k HP.
You are the thief.
Remove shortbow.
Firmly remove it. Stealth is now your mobility.
Pistol! Pistol! You have delicious boundleap stealth and sick #3 spam.
Slot staff. You are now the Daredevil but [censored] Unhindered.
You have selected (Don’t Stop) As your grandmaster in Acrobatics.
Impact Sigils on Staff. Intelligence on Staff.
Because you are the smartest.
Go to PvP.
It’s a Revenant! Look at how much tank he has.
Engage him because your mind is too blinded by overbearing nerd rage
You win.

What.

Fight another one.

Unload.
Bound leap.
You are INCREDIBLY FAST for three seconds

You win.

WHAT.

Fight a Burn Guard.
He’s too busy panicking to burn you.

You win.

Fight a Dragonhun-

Win.

Fight a Zerkwar.
Reflect Volley with your 30 second steal-obtained axe.
He can’t believe it’s not basi. Neither can you.

Go to bed, this is a dream.
Thief is not good at berserker.

Resident Disgruntled, Coffee-drinking Charr.
Zarin Mistcloak(THF) Valkyrie Mistblade(WAR) Kossori Mistwalker(REV) Durendal Mistward(GRD)
I used to think (build op, pls nerf) like you, but then I took a nerf to the knee.

(edited by Azure The Heartless.3261)

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Posted by: kaikalii.4198

kaikalii.4198

So, is this a build suggestion out just some ramblings?

Kaliiii (Thief) – SoS

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Azure The Heartless.3261

So, is this a build suggestion out just some ramblings?

I don’t

I don’t know.

Resident Disgruntled, Coffee-drinking Charr.
Zarin Mistcloak(THF) Valkyrie Mistblade(WAR) Kossori Mistwalker(REV) Durendal Mistward(GRD)
I used to think (build op, pls nerf) like you, but then I took a nerf to the knee.

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Posted by: Fat Disgrace.4275

Fat Disgrace.4275

He is still sore.

Fat Disgrace (banned) Man Flu Survivor – war/The Cabbage -Thief (gunners hold / [TaG])

gw1 – healing signet/frenzy/charge

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Azure The Heartless.3261

He is still sore.

Exactly.

Being sore at thief nerfs is a buff.

B>Unhappy Camper Title

Resident Disgruntled, Coffee-drinking Charr.
Zarin Mistcloak(THF) Valkyrie Mistblade(WAR) Kossori Mistwalker(REV) Durendal Mistward(GRD)
I used to think (build op, pls nerf) like you, but then I took a nerf to the knee.

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Posted by: Jana.6831

Jana.6831

Being sore at thief nerfs is a buff.

B>Unhappy Camper Title

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Fat Disgrace.4275

He is still sore.

Exactly.

Being sore at thief nerfs is a buff.

B>Unhappy Camper Title

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Posted by: Doggie.3184

Doggie.3184

He is still sore.

Exactly.

Being sore at thief nerfs is a buff.

B>Unhappy Camper Title

RIP Chaos Armor.

| Fort Aspenwood (NA): Sylvari Daredevil Thief Main: All Classes 80. |
Please Remove/Fix Thief Trait: “Last Refuge.”
“Hard to Catch” is a Horrible and Useless Trait. Fixed 6/23/15. Praise Dwayna.

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Posted by: Azure The Heartless.3261

Azure The Heartless.3261

Recruiting every thief in the game to wear this.

Resident Disgruntled, Coffee-drinking Charr.
Zarin Mistcloak(THF) Valkyrie Mistblade(WAR) Kossori Mistwalker(REV) Durendal Mistward(GRD)
I used to think (build op, pls nerf) like you, but then I took a nerf to the knee.

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Posted by: TwiceDead.1963

TwiceDead.1963

I… I… I…
I shall submit to these teachings and take them to PvP.

I also feel like I will sorely regret this decision.

(edited by TwiceDead.1963)

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Posted by: Azure The Heartless.3261

Azure The Heartless.3261

I… I… I…
I shall submit to these teachings and take them to PvP.

I also feel like I will sorely regret this decision.

No! Don’t do it! We got Thrill of the Crime back!

WAIT!

Resident Disgruntled, Coffee-drinking Charr.
Zarin Mistcloak(THF) Valkyrie Mistblade(WAR) Kossori Mistwalker(REV) Durendal Mistward(GRD)
I used to think (build op, pls nerf) like you, but then I took a nerf to the knee.

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Posted by: Seiroxena.6350

Seiroxena.6350

You sir are a genious

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Posted by: Lettuce.2945

Lettuce.2945

Realize that now fury and swiftness is not on demand unless you are Daredevil.
Reach deep within yourself and find the coalescing mass of disappointment, resentment and anger that is now your opinion about thief.
Firmly grasp it.
Firmly grasp it.
Relinquish hopes about sustain.
You are now the berserker.
Slot berserker amulet.
Firmly slot it.
Who needs Trickery Line anyway.
Now the game is Fleet Shadow and Acrobatics.
Should have been baseline but whatever.
Guess who’s back, it’s Shadow Refuge.
Rolling around at the speed of Initiative.
Slot Agility Sigil for emergency backflips .
But remember you firmly slotted berserker amulet.
There is no need for condi cleanse.
Goodbye, Shadow’s Embrace
You’re going to reduce Shadow Refuge Cooldown instead.
Infiltration Runes.
Giggle madly as you do this or it won’t work.
You aren’t even running Deadly Arts what is wrong with you
It doesn’t matter
You like the pain.
You now have 11k HP.
You are the thief.
Remove shortbow.
Firmly remove it. Stealth is now your mobility.
Pistol! Pistol! You have delicious boundleap stealth and sick #3 spam.
Slot staff. You are now the Daredevil but [censored] Unhindered.
You have selected (Don’t Stop) As your grandmaster in Acrobatics.
Impact Sigils on Staff. Intelligence on Staff.
Because you are the smartest.
Go to PvP.
It’s a Revenant! Look at how much tank he has.
Engage him because your mind is too blinded by overbearing nerd rage
You win.

What.

Fight another one.

Unload.
Bound leap.
You are INCREDIBLY FAST for three seconds

You win.

WHAT.

Fight a Burn Guard.
He’s too busy panicking to burn you.

You win.

Fight a Dragonhun-

Win.

Fight a Zerkwar.
Reflect Volley with your 30 second steal-obtained axe.
He can’t believe it’s not basi. Neither can you.

Go to bed, this is a dream.
Thief is not good at berserker.

No offense but I’ve seen your thief and you need a LOT of mechanical work. You play pp thief with thieves guild and the trap that spawns an AI thief as well. Naturally you will lose to anyone decent and get shredded by great players. This is really one of those l2p times.

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Posted by: Azure The Heartless.3261

Azure The Heartless.3261

No offense but I’ve seen your thief and you need a LOT of mechanical work. You play pp thief with thieves guild and the trap that spawns an AI thief as well. Naturally you will lose to anyone decent and get shredded by great players. This is really one of those l2p times.

Oh no!

Someone saw me in a duel room once and decided to call me out for absolutely no reason!
Whatever shall I do?
I know! I’ll be mad and turn this joke thread serious to defend my honor and extremely effective p/p build!

Tl;Dr Kek, drawing conclusions over duel rooms.

Tl;Dr(2) Didn’t you also lose to it? / [insert shameless mandatory provocation here]

Tl;Dr (3) I posted that exact build here, allow me to link you to its glory

https://forum-en.gw2archive.eu/forum/professions/thief/Feedback-Odd-build-King-of-Thieves/first#post5543602

((Brb, trying P/P Even harder.))

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Resident Disgruntled, Coffee-drinking Charr.
Zarin Mistcloak(THF) Valkyrie Mistblade(WAR) Kossori Mistwalker(REV) Durendal Mistward(GRD)
I used to think (build op, pls nerf) like you, but then I took a nerf to the knee.

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Posted by: Lettuce.2945

Lettuce.2945

No offense but I’ve seen your thief and you need a LOT of mechanical work. You play pp thief with thieves guild and the trap that spawns an AI thief as well. Naturally you will lose to anyone decent and get shredded by great players. This is really one of those l2p times.

Oh no!

Someone saw me in a duel room once and decided to call me out for absolutely no reason!
Whatever shall I do?
I know! I’ll be mad and turn this joke thread serious to defend my honor and extremely effective p/p build!

Tl;Dr Kek, drawing conclusions over duel rooms.

Tl;Dr(2) Didn’t you also lose to it? / [insert shameless mandatory provocation here]

Tl;Dr (3) I posted that exact build here, allow me to link you to its glory

https://forum-en.gw2archive.eu/forum/professions/thief/Feedback-Odd-build-King-of-Thieves/first#post5543602

((Brb, trying P/P Even harder.))

I’ve actually never lost to your build. It’s weak. You actually raged at me. Perhaps you should check my ign before talking.

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Posted by: Jana.6831

Jana.6831

I’ve actually never lost to your build. It’s weak. You actually raged at me. Perhaps you should check my ign before talking.

Try to be a bit nicer, ok?
Most of my friends are former main thieves and all of them say that thief isn’t viable anymore. It’s great if you’re that skilled that you can pull it off, but 99,9999999999999% of players can’t anymore.

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Posted by: TwiceDead.1963

TwiceDead.1963

No offense but I’ve seen your thief and you need a LOT of mechanical work. You play pp thief with thieves guild and the trap that spawns an AI thief as well. Naturally you will lose to anyone decent and get shredded by great players. This is really one of those l2p times.

Oh no!

Someone saw me in a duel room once and decided to call me out for absolutely no reason!
Whatever shall I do?
I know! I’ll be mad and turn this joke thread serious to defend my honor and extremely effective p/p build!

Tl;Dr Kek, drawing conclusions over duel rooms.

Tl;Dr(2) Didn’t you also lose to it? / [insert shameless mandatory provocation here]

Tl;Dr (3) I posted that exact build here, allow me to link you to its glory

https://forum-en.gw2archive.eu/forum/professions/thief/Feedback-Odd-build-King-of-Thieves/first#post5543602

((Brb, trying P/P Even harder.))

I’ve actually never lost to your build. It’s weak. You actually raged at me. Perhaps you should check my ign before talking.

Oh yeah?! Well I’ve actually never lost to YOUR build! You didn’t rage at me because you didn’t even know who I was! So HAH! There! OWNED! L2P Nubscrubdub…BUB!

In all seriousness though, boasting is easy, backing it up would be nice, and honestly I am genuinely interested in your build and how you play if you’re finding yourself at the peak of success so often.

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Posted by: Azure The Heartless.3261

Azure The Heartless.3261

I’ve actually never lost to your build. It’s weak. You actually raged at me. Perhaps you should check my ign before talking.

Raging is not in my nature.
I have better things to do than be actually mad over a video game.
(just wanted to put that out there~)
So. um. If you wanna somehow be confrontational, you do that.
[Also drawback of trying new things is sometimes they’re weak, but it’s still GLORIOUS]

Resident Disgruntled, Coffee-drinking Charr.
Zarin Mistcloak(THF) Valkyrie Mistblade(WAR) Kossori Mistwalker(REV) Durendal Mistward(GRD)
I used to think (build op, pls nerf) like you, but then I took a nerf to the knee.

(edited by Azure The Heartless.3261)