Guild Wars 2

Crime doesnt pay

(reference to the nerfs thieves have gotten in the past)

Thief joke :P

Good one.

I give it a 7/10 and an agreeing nod. You lose three points because of the explanation :P

How about: the class stole my heart before devs stabbed me in the back

Thief devs are always in the forum, but they abuse perma-stealth

lLobo.7960:

Thief devs are always in the forum, but they abuse perma-stealth

Beware or you get bursted down by an invisible moderator…

Sarrow.2785:

Good one.

I give it a 7/10 and an agreeing nod. You lose three points because of the explanation :P

How about: the class stole my heart before devs stabbed me in the back

Nice one

lLobo.7960:

Thief devs are always in the forum, but they abuse perma-stealth

That made me choke XD
I always wondered why we never see devs who play thieves speak their mind, but yeah perma stealth :P

Rizzy.8293:

lLobo.7960:

Thief devs are always in the forum, but they abuse perma-stealth

That made me choke XD
I always wondered why we never see devs who play thieves speak their mind, but yeah perma stealth :P

hmm Rizzy from Ravencrest?

Leeto.1570:

Rizzy.8293:

lLobo.7960:

Thief devs are always in the forum, but they abuse perma-stealth

That made me choke XD
I always wondered why we never see devs who play thieves speak their mind, but yeah perma stealth :P

hmm Rizzy from Ravencrest?

By the six no.
I dont play wow past Vanilla.

Rizzy.8293:

Leeto.1570:

Rizzy.8293:

lLobo.7960:

Thief devs are always in the forum, but they abuse perma-stealth

That made me choke XD
I always wondered why we never see devs who play thieves speak their mind, but yeah perma stealth :P

hmm Rizzy from Ravencrest?

By the six no.
I dont play wow past Vanilla.

hah still funny that i meet thief with same name that rogue had on my server

Leeto.1570:

Rizzy.8293:

Leeto.1570:

Rizzy.8293:

lLobo.7960:

Thief devs are always in the forum, but they abuse perma-stealth

That made me choke XD
I always wondered why we never see devs who play thieves speak their mind, but yeah perma stealth :P

hmm Rizzy from Ravencrest?

By the six no.
I dont play wow past Vanilla.

hah still funny that i meet thief with same name that rogue had on my server

My thief has a cooler name.
Riz Vicious

hey do you guys mind if I steal these jokes?

HeNnAz.8913:

hey do you guys mind if I steal these jokes?

signature: Guardian and Elementalist…
And I was wondering, why he bothered asking…

naphack.9346:

HeNnAz.8913:

hey do you guys mind if I steal these jokes?

signature: Guardian and Elementalist…
And I was wondering, why he bothered asking…

He teleported all the way from the other subforums to steal something that wont disapear from here and will be useless in his hands… I say its well balanced…

go ahead man…

And I was going to say this topic is Pure Gold, but in the end it lacks fast AoE, so it only gets bronze, maybe silver…

Well, if he asks, it’s not stealing anymore, right?
So he is not a true thief of heart and should go back to being the honest guardian who never finds his mace after an encounter with a thief…
(you can steal the same mace over and over again, do they have a stash somewhere?)

EDIT: whoops wrong thread.

So a thief walks into a bar…

“Mate, what’s got you down?” says the bartender, because he’s noticed that the thief is looking very sad.
“I dunno,” sighs the thief. “I just get the feeling that no one really likes me.”
“Why not ask that norn guardian over there in the corner,” says the barman.

So the thief goes up to the norn guardian. “Why doesn’t anyone like me?” he asks.
“Maybe it’s because you don’t have good support abilities,” the guardian bellows over his pitcher of ale. “I give lots of helpful support and everyone likes me. Why not ask that mesmer over there?”

So the thief wipes the flecks of ale from his face and approaches the mesmer. “Why doesn’t anyone like me?” he asks.
“I’m sitting right here,” the mesmer croons, beckoning him with a slender finger. “You were speaking to a clone. Maybe no one likes you because you can’t portal people about. I portal people everywhere and they all like me. Why not bother that warrior over there.”

So the thief goes up to the warrior. “Why doesn’t anyone like me,” he asks.
“Hmm,” growls the warrior. Maybe it’s because you don’t charge headfirst into the enemy. I always lead the charge into battle and everyone likes me. Go ask that dev over there before I crush you with my superior damage."

The thief gives one final sigh and approaches the dev.
“Why doesn’t anyone like me?” he asks.
The dev puts down his coffee, slides his plate of cookies to the side and looks the thief square in the eye.

“Dude.” He says. “You’re a thief.”

Sarrow.2785:

So a thief walks into a bar…

“Mate, what’s got you down?” says the bartender, because he’s noticed that the thief is looking very sad.
“I dunno,” sighs the thief. “I just get the feeling that no one really likes me.”
“Why not ask that norn guardian over there in the corner,” says the barman.

So the thief goes up to the norn guardian. “Why doesn’t anyone like me?” he asks.
“Maybe it’s because you don’t have good support abilities,” the guardian bellows over his pitcher of ale. “I give lots of helpful support and everyone likes me. Why not ask that mesmer over there?”

So the thief wipes the flecks of ale from his face and approaches the mesmer. “Why doesn’t anyone like me?” he asks.
“I’m sitting right here,” the mesmer croons, beckoning him with a slender finger. “You were speaking to a clone. Maybe no one likes you because you can’t portal people about. I portal people everywhere and they all like me. Why not bother that warrior over there.”

So the thief goes up to the warrior. “Why doesn’t anyone like me,” he asks.
“Hmm,” growls the warrior. Maybe it’s because you don’t charge headfirst into the enemy. I always lead the charge into battle and everyone likes me. Go ask that dev over there before I crush you with my superior damage."

The thief gives one final sigh and approaches the dev.
“Why doesn’t anyone like me?” he asks.
The dev puts down his coffee, slides his plate of cookies to the side and looks the thief square in the eye.

“Dude.” He says. “You’re a thief.”

THATS NOT A JOKE!
Thats sad

No, its a joke cuz he walks into a bar at the beginning :P

I guess he didnt asked the ele becouse the ele was on the VIP section…

lLobo.7960:

I guess he didnt asked the ele becouse the ele was on the VIP section…

LOOOL

Sarrow.2785:

The dev puts down his coffee, slides his plate of cookies to the side and looks the thief square in the eye.

So the butter used to make these cookies, were they mixed with a questionably illegal plant known to induce sedation and a feeling of euphoria?

Because looking at some of the Anet balancing one can argue that the devs were in fact, high.

that plant you mentioned, does it also induces/intensifies paranoia as well?

(just to be sure we’re talking about the same plant)

(sigh) I HAVE to say it since no one else has.

… do it from behind.

This is my favorite forums thread in the history of forums and threads.

Rusc.4978:

This is my favorite forums thread in the history of forums and threads.

It really is.

It would if they gave us what we needed.
I’m still waiting on my Van so I can crash it into store windows and steal TVs.
That and brass knuckles I can use to beat up NPCs and steal their money. (and skill/weapon buffs of course)

A thief walks into a bar… and instantly enters downed state and is subsequently kicked from his team for being a totally useless Zerker thief that spends his time face down.

Dasorine.1964:

A thief walks into a bar… and instantly enters downed state and is subsequently kicked from his team for being a totally useless Zerker thief that spends his time face down.

Don’t forget the part where he uses his downed skills and they do absolutely nothing to save him.

A thief enters a bar…
he quickly spots an engineer and pretends to go to the bathroom, as he passes by the engineer, he #F1 and steals from him hoping to get some awesome gadget full of BOOM that could be very useful in certain situations BUT…

He ends up with a hand full of sticky, smelly, disgusting and useless gunk… “Why the hell would an Engineer carry this stuff in their pocket” the thief thought…

The Engineer rolled on the floor laughing…

I guess that the Developer Steal is better than the thief steal…

Sarrow.2785:

No, its a joke cuz he walks into a bar at the beginning :P

I see what you did thar, sneaky

The Thief and his son lying on the grass one night admiring the cloudless sky.

The son asked, “Dad, ever wonder what those sparkly dots up there?”
“Son, I don’t wonder I know,” said the Thief with a mug face, “those are daddy’s missing daggers.”

You stole a potion!

[potion]
heals 30 hit points.

kitten.

Why does a thief drags himself across the road?

… cuz he cant walk due the the constant beatings from the nerf bat!

Sarrow.2785:

So a thief walks into a bar…

“Mate, what’s got you down?” says the bartender, because he’s noticed that the thief is looking very sad.
“I dunno,” sighs the thief. “I just get the feeling that no one really likes me.”
“Why not ask that norn guardian over there in the corner,” says the barman.

So the thief goes up to the norn guardian. “Why doesn’t anyone like me?” he asks.
“Maybe it’s because you don’t have good support abilities,” the guardian bellows over his pitcher of ale. “I give lots of helpful support and everyone likes me. Why not ask that mesmer over there?”

So the thief wipes the flecks of ale from his face and approaches the mesmer. “Why doesn’t anyone like me?” he asks.
“I’m sitting right here,” the mesmer croons, beckoning him with a slender finger. “You were speaking to a clone. Maybe no one likes you because you can’t portal people about. I portal people everywhere and they all like me. Why not bother that warrior over there.”

So the thief goes up to the warrior. “Why doesn’t anyone like me,” he asks.
“Hmm,” growls the warrior. Maybe it’s because you don’t charge headfirst into the enemy. I always lead the charge into battle and everyone likes me. Go ask that dev over there before I crush you with my superior damage."

The thief gives one final sigh and approaches the dev.
“Why doesn’t anyone like me?” he asks.
The dev puts down his coffee, slides his plate of cookies to the side and looks the thief square in the eye.

“Dude.” He says. “You’re a thief.”

XD there is no ranger! I love jokes within jokes