Guild Wars 2

Keep your head up.

Pretty inaccurate tho….. did Anet pay them to make this?

Cynz.9437:

Pretty inaccurate tho….. did Anet pay them to make this?

+1

Might not be an accurate representation of the class in its current state, but ignoring that, wasn’t too bad of a vid.

That video was awesome. Great song/production value!

I must admit it lightened my mood.

And the lyrics are rather catchy… Great work.

Now, If only A-net had half the passion of you guys…

Get more people on the profession so we can better influence anet’s decisions through statistics?

Yeah the goal was to lighten up the mood. Every Thief knows the accuracy on the content is questionable, but I was still pumped at the fact that they dedicated a vid to us. Despite the low blows we have been getting.

GG to them.

I feel like this is going to just assure people that Thief isn’t hurting, and that we’re all ‘just whiners’ or some other such nonsense.
I want to be hype about it, but all I can feel is dread.
It’s sad when Thief has been burned so many times that my first reaction to seeing us mentioned is “Oh god, how are they going to hurt us now?”

yolo swaggins.2570:

Get more people on the profession so we can better influence anet’s descisions through statistics?

Is that moot ? I’m dying

Well, this is why the thief population will never drop so low that they will notice… New players full of hope + cheery attractions.

yolo swaggins.2570:

Get more people on the profession so we can better influence anet’s descisions through statistics?

Wasn’t the goal to drop the thief population so low that they would actually notice it?

Slowmelt.8547:

I feel like this is going to just assure people that Thief isn’t hurting, and that we’re all ‘just whiners’ or some other such nonsense.
…

Yup. Exactly this.

Cynz.9437:

Pretty inaccurate tho….. did Anet pay them to make this?

That’s a possibility, especially at a time like this. Just to negate w/e we’re saying and make the thief community look like pointless whiners when in “reality” everything is so cheery that you should buy the expansion to play DrD!

Don’t get me wrong, they make good videos, just this one is unnecessary especially at a time like this.

Zero Day.2594:

yolo swaggins.2570:

Get more people on the profession so we can better influence anet’s descisions through statistics?

Wasn’t the goal to drop the thief population so low that they would actually notice it?

We get people on the profession and then convince everyone to reroll. Then we ask anet for 26k backstabs because numbers.

yolo swaggins.2570:

Zero Day.2594:

yolo swaggins.2570:

Get more people on the profession so we can better influence anet’s descisions through statistics?

Wasn’t the goal to drop the thief population so low that they would actually notice it?

We get people on the profession and then convince everyone to reroll. Then we ask anet for 26k backstabs because numbers.

Good luck with that. RP-ers and casually PvE-ers won’t budge. If anything that will just help show that thief is “fine” (see all these people playing and not complaining!)

https://www.reddit.com/r/Guildwars2/comments/3mk8cj/we_made_a_song_about_thieves/

Well, GG. People are already hyped up by the cheery video!

Thief is fine people! We’re just whiny kittenes.

Zero Day.2594:

yolo swaggins.2570:

Zero Day.2594:

yolo swaggins.2570:

Get more people on the profession so we can better influence anet’s descisions through statistics?

Wasn’t the goal to drop the thief population so low that they would actually notice it?

We get people on the profession and then convince everyone to reroll. Then we ask anet for 26k backstabs because numbers.

Good luck with that. RP-ers and casually PvE-ers won’t budge. If anything that will just help show that thief is “fine” (see all these people playing and not complaining!)

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https://www.reddit.com/r/Guildwars2/comments/3mk8cj/we_made_a_song_about_thieves/

Well, GG. People are already hyped up by the cheery video!

Thief is fine people! We’re just whiny kittenes.

People in the kittening GW2 subreddit… I don’t even know why I bother reading anything Thief related in there. One massive circle jrek of moronic players who’ve never played thief, crying OP.

“A thief crit me for 15k waaaaaaaaaah, OP NERF NOW ANET WTFBBQ.”

We can get one shotted by 75% of all builds and two shotted by the other 25%, but that’s fair cause we can one shot too… Sometimes… For the cost of all our utilities and healing skill… That’s fair, right guys? Thief’s OP guys, duh. Get with the program. /s

sigh

Our buffs and nerfs are dictated by other professions and people who’ve never played a thief. How kittening ludicrous is that.

D/D Cele Ele is OP as kitten but I don’t see an outcry for their nerf.

https://forum-en.gw2archive.eu/forum/game/pvp/Stealth-is-not-a-viable-argument

Still the best, since in ESL there’s at least 1 thief.

Everything was so spot on!
Well, except for that one line in the beginning.
Wait…never mind.

kaikalii.4198:

Everything was so spot on!
Well, except for that one line in the beginning.
Wait…never mind.

Doesn’t work for me.
I opted for this:

Noob question, what’s with 5111111, 511122?
Dagger/Dagger rotation? You need to press “1” twice to use double strike?, or am i just reading into it too deeply?

EazyPanda.6419:

Noob question, what’s with 5111111, 511122?
Dagger/Dagger rotation? You need to press “1” twice to use double strike?, or am i just reading into it too deeply?

51 is the D/D “combo”, yes, also 111 after that and 222 to finish off. The 111 is because you’re revealed during that time mostly and it does “decent” damage – reality looks different though, would be more like 5 kitten, 5 kitten, Shadow refuge