Guild Wars 2

Hello there!

Pony Pony Run Run coming right back at you! Tired of being called cheeser for running ONE point in SA? Of being called noob for having more than one dodge? Well let’s give all those haters a true reason to despise your existence beyond imagination.

This is all about becoming Cheese Gods using the most cheesiest of the cheesiest moves and gear we can actually get.

Let’s take a look at the build first:

http://gw2skills.net/editor/?vYAQRAqY4al0Mp7plPxpJ8PNRw9woOtpePK7YBgWBaC-zUCB4iDimkGi6Ag+AkCBOTtIasl1FRjVJjIqWpEjUAwMHA-w

Gear:

• Dire for extreme cheese.

Runes:

• Perplexity for 3xtr3m3 ch33s3

Traits:

Deadly arts: 10

• Mug: It’s not that cheesy but best in slot i’d say

Shadow arts: 30 (Again you want all the cheese posible)

• Shadow’s embrace for OP cond removal

• Infusion of shadow cus we need a lot of initiative to turn into cheese

And the God-cheese tier trait Shadow rejuvenation for insta full heal when stealthed.

Trickery: 30

• Long Reach for surprise buttcheese

• Bountifull thief because stability denial is a-we-some

• And for the last trait we take the god cheese trait incoming 15 april… Bewildering Ambush. Some of you may say >But pony we already have Sleigh of Hand and perplexity runes no need for Bewildering Ambukitteno that i say THAT’S NOT NEARLY ENOUGH CHEESE, WE NEED BOTH.

How does this even work you may ask? We’ll let me enlighten you with cheese wisdom.

You start D/P spam Headshot like a bauss then when the interrupt proc switch to P/D steal+ cnd, pop your basilisk Venom and spam 1 like the cheese god you are. The opponent should have 13 stacks of confusion and Three hundred million other condition now you just have to approach their confused corpse and laugh. They will be so kitten they will report you, most likely but i say #worth.

So that’s all for today!

P.S: Don’t ever play this please.

LOL that’s my WvW roaming build actually. I do fairly well and I often manage to keep at bay 2 or 3 people. Idk, maybe all the people I’ve met are bad tho.
Ah but I mix some carrion pieces in there because I like to add that extra power to Sneak attack

It’s not that the build is bad, the build actually really powerfull but at the price of becoming the cheese master, which tbh you’ll be anyway because you are playing a thief.

I don’t see how Infusion of Shadow’s is necessary when you already have 15 Initiative to work with. I mean you only use 3 skills, only two of which actually cost Initiative.

You could replace it with Shadow Protector for added Regeneration when stealthed. That way you won’t ever die…..ever.

Dee Jay.2460:

I don’t see how Infusion of Shadow’s is necessary when you already have 15 Initiative to work with. I mean you only use 3 skills, only two of which actually cost Initiative.

You could replace it with Shadow Protector for added Regeneration when stealthed. That way you won’t ever die…..ever.

The cheese is strong with you. And yes that’s an option but BP+HS for survival is high ini demanding if you are outnumbered that is

Good start and middle part, you messed up at the end though. How are your 13 stacks of confusion supposed to do damaged to a perma-dazed/stunned target? Be more consistent on the next one please, the goal must be to make it look as if it would work.

Amuseing none the less

Oh, wait now I get it they will die from 3 stacks of torment.

Bazzoong.7145:

Good start and middle part, you messed up at the end though. How are your 13 stacks of confusion supposed to do damaged to a perma-dazed/stunned target? Be more consistent on the next one please, the goal must be to make it look as if it would work.

Amuseing none the less

Oh, wait now I get it they will die from 3 stacks of torment.

Oh wait, the basilisk venom was a typo. i totally meant Skale venom! Save basilisk venom to land a full chain of Sneak attack + shadow strike!

And what do you mean dazed 24/7? you just use Headshot to proc interrupt then switch to P/D, plus those confusion stakcs will be there for a good 10 seconds!

Also i think you are overlooking Sneak attack, AA and the posion from mug!

i run this build, accept with runes of the nightmare, withdraw, blinding powder, and scorpion wire… my traits in shadow arts are different too, i use the lower cooldown, instead of the initiative gain.. i also use throw feathers instead of long reach. all in all the build works fantastically. i just went a SLIGHTLY less cheesy route. to be honest i just enjoy the build….

This build is OP
The Cheese Gods will bow for you