Guild Wars 2

Look, if Thieves had, one shot, or one opportunity
To buff everything they ever wanted. In one moment,
Would A-net do it, or just ignore it?
Yo,

Palms are sweaty, knees weak, thieves are petty.
A-net please buff thieves already, thief spagetthi,
Thieves suck, but on reddit the class seems fine to Teddy,
And devs keeps on forgetting what thieves wrote down,
The community goes so loud,
Thieves keep going south, but the fixes won’t come out,
Thieves cloaking how, everybody got reveal now,
The raids are out, time’s up, over blaow!
Snap back to reality. Oh, there goes Thief viability,
Oh, there goes our elite mastery, we smoked,
Thieves so mad, but we won’t give up that easy, no,
Thieves won’t have it, we know our players have hope,
It don’t matter, thieves cope,
We know that but thieves are a joke,
When Thieves goes back to knowledge tomes, that’s when it’s,
Back to the Revenant again, yo,
This whole tragedy,
Thieves better capture this moment and hope devs don’t pass it.

i feel kind of bad for eminem that this is what his grammy winning song has been reduced to. i remember seeing 8 mile in the theatre.. little sad. idk. just let em have that one. let him have it back.

This might be the best thing I’ve seen all day.

Another accurate thread.
Got my Revenant all geared out, maxed his inv space and all my special items I always carried on Thief moved to him. Trying to stick to playing him all the time even though every moment on him crushes my soul. I still know it’s the right thing to do, even if it hurts.

LOL! Omg, good stuff! Eminem and thievery TOGETHER....what else could a boy ask for?

Doggie.3184:

Another accurate thread.
Got my Revenant all geared out, maxed his inv space and all my special items I always carried on Thief moved to him. Trying to stick to playing him all the time even though every moment on him crushes my soul. I still know it’s the right thing to do, even if it hurts.

brings tears to my eyes…