Guild Wars 2

A DH rages at you and gets his team to report you for hacking…

Yes this actually happened. He was not happy with me I guess and decided to rage whisper me afterwards and tell me how bad I am for 2v1’ing people all match and running away from 1v1’s against a dh after decapping their home. I got a good laugh out of it and I thought I’d share it with you guys as a holiday gift to the thief community so you guys can enjoy it too.

When you aren’t capping far out of the gate.

When you decap far so often, they permanantly have 2 players camping it whole game to try and kill you.

when you 5v1 mid long enough for your team to cap sides….wait…

when you decap point right in front of unaware enemy and he tells you not to talk about it~

(oh snap i just did xD)

When the thief on the other team wants to know your build…and its the same build he’s playing

Ushhhhh Thief will get nerf again next patch ;-)

/wisper: send me your build !

derokk.7154:

Ushhhhh Thief will get nerf again next patch ;-)

/wisper: send me your build !

/whisper: Its D/P SB, just like yours

In WvW:

When you just survived two enemy guild zergs, killed the squad driver, revived your commander, and made it out alive only to Withdraw off a cliff when you meant to laugh in chat.

When a zerg chases you around a map… and you let them so you can turn and burn the couple idiots that chase a bit too long.

When you get raged at by 1 player on your team to decap while you are currently on the point decapping it….

kash.9213:

In WvW:

When you just survived two enemy guild zergs, killed the squad driver, revived your commander, and made it out alive only to Withdraw off a cliff when you meant to laugh in chat.

AHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! To have totally done this!

When while home and far are defended, you neutralize mid solo without attacking while a DH and Berserker are trying to kill you while defending it, to then congratulate you on the outplay after moving away.

Pretty much all of these have happened. I’m so glad I’m not the only one to have fallen off a cliff on accident.

kash.9213:

In WvW:

When you just survived two enemy guild zergs, killed the squad driver, revived your commander, and made it out alive only to Withdraw off a cliff when you meant to laugh in chat.

A weekly occurrence for me.

BlaqueFyre.5678:

When you get raged at by 1 player on your team to decap while you are currently on the point decapping it….

Do you ever get tempted to just yell “No!” in chat real quick to make their head explode?

kash.9213:

BlaqueFyre.5678:

When you get raged at by 1 player on your team to decap while you are currently on the point decapping it….

Do you ever get tempted to just yell “No!” in chat real quick to make their head explode?

I have responded with why don’t you Decap Far I am on Mid fighting….

BlaqueFyre.5678:

kash.9213:

BlaqueFyre.5678:

When you get raged at by 1 player on your team to decap while you are currently on the point decapping it….

Do you ever get tempted to just yell “No!” in chat real quick to make their head explode?

I have responded with why don’t you Decap Far I am on Mid fighting….

Most common comebacks to “Decap far kitten it!”

“Sorry, Busy capping mid.”

“Naw, it’s your turn.”

“sorry, was decaping your mom.”

“only if you promiss to cap mid”

“that was not in my contract!”

“No Speekee de ingles”

“#crymore”

“No!” Kills lord, Wins match

“Stop dying kitten it!”

When you reroll rather than explaining to your team how 2 thieves are a somehow viable contribution to the team.

When you are the only thief in the team and they ask you to reroll saying “you will get kitten d by the enemy’s three DHs”. You refuse, proceed to beat anyone in your way during the match, and listen to your teammates apologize after the match for asking you to reroll.

When 4 ppl on your team afk because you are using SR instead of metabattle build.

You also play Thief right when players chase you off point forever just to kill you.

emkelly.2371:

BlaqueFyre.5678:

kash.9213:

BlaqueFyre.5678:

When you get raged at by 1 player on your team to decap while you are currently on the point decapping it….

Do you ever get tempted to just yell “No!” in chat real quick to make their head explode?

I have responded with why don’t you Decap Far I am on Mid fighting….

Most common comebacks to “Decap far kitten it!”

“Sorry, Busy capping mid.”

“Naw, it’s your turn.”

“sorry, was decaping your mom.”

“only if you promiss to cap mid”

“that was not in my contract!”

“No Speekee de ingles”

“#crymore”

“No!” Kills lord, Wins match

“Stop dying kitten it!”

Best comeback is “What is far”

When In WvW.

2 of your team up in a tower trying to flip it when you intercept a group of 5 enemy running to save it. You badger one at the tail and down him so the other 4 turn to rez and spend the next 10 minutes chasing you around the map. Your teamates flip the tower as then enemy group finally gets to jump on your body.

When people scream and cry for nerfs despite Thief being the most consistently squishy, invariable, and neglected class for years at a time.