Guild Wars 2

You find yourself wearing hoodies more
You get extremely defensive over others opinions on you
You look at leather coats when you need a new one
You find only dark colors in your closet
You never look at people’s backs the same way….

When you don’t even realize you press 5 when you down someone.

When they ban me from dodgeball, for evading too much

- When you find yourself staring to much at knives in shopping malls.
- When your reflexes are above the average of a human being.
- When your situational awareness and prediction in traffic and other stuff are overperforming.
- When you wake up and think about what build you should bring to work and have a hard time figuring which will be most useful.

When you check to see if your work clothes are Berserker most of the time.

-When you eat your steak using 2 knives instead of knife-fork

This will likely be me one day.

When you start fantasizing about stealth

- When you dodge roll forward to run faster when jogging in a park
- When you’re holding a pen back-handed to write your signature

Lux.7169:

When you don’t even realize you press 5 when you down someone.

Holy cow I thought I was the only one! “I don’t remember pressing black powder…”

You instinctively run away from anyone in your workplace with the title “Engineer.”

When you stare people in the eyes as they walk past you.

When you see fog and get an urge to jump through it.

When you damage your ankle from evading contact with everything you see.
When you do a backward roll to fix it.

When you only go out when it’s dark.
When you hear a car driving past you and your initial thought is: it’s a cop.

When you can’t reach your full speed with people watching you.

When you realise you’re outnumbered and catch yourself reaching for your short bow.

When you encounter something you didn’t expect, and your first thought is: should have taken my other build.

When you get moaned at no matter how well you do something.

When you realise you’re at a disadvantage and start bunny-hopping backward.

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...You know you haven’t played thief enough when you trip over and wish you had hard to catch.

When you only have 1 knife in your Hand and looking for the weapons swap button for the shortbow.

You keep wasting serums when playing your engineer b/c you are trying to initiate with hotkey for Mug.

- When you’re wondering why F1 is not teleporting you

When you have to fight the urge to attack someone walking their dog

-when withdrawl sends you off a cliff
-when last refuge reveals your true self

- When you run away when you see twins and triplets.

When you look down on a P/P thief in a CoF run.

When you expect black powder from another thief in dungeon runs against facing trash mobs but more often they not they end up disappointing you by spamming pistol whip.

When you instinctively throw black powder everytime you fall over 5 feet.

You’ve played thief too much when you have nightmares about a 2k Backstab.

When you see a dust cloud, you jump through it, and then assume that nobody can see you.

RedSpectrum.1975:

Lux.7169:

When you don’t even realize you press 5 when you down someone.

Holy cow I thought I was the only one! “I don’t remember pressing black powder…”

This happened to me when I started using S/D, but then I realized it didn’t matter.

You hear about a thief in real life and instead of looking down on them you instead think they’re a pretty cool person

You know you played thief too much when you look on the mesmer forum, see they have this same post about mesmers, and decide to ‘steal’ the idea and put it in the thief forums.

Hype.8032:

You know you played thief too much when you look on the mesmer forum, see they have this same post about mesmers, and decide to unscrupulously borrow the idea and put it in the thief forums.

Ftfy. We take offense to such strong wording.

Hype.8032:

You know you played thief too much when you look on the mesmer forum, see they have this same post about mesmers, and decide to ‘steal’ the idea and put it in the thief forums.

Are you accusing me of being a thief?

When you honestly think it is your skill carrying you on the class.

When you can no longer play a Rogue in other MMOs because the perma-stealth/sneak mechanics seem too easy and old hatish...

you find yourself throwing Black Pepper in your nans face?

you are bored, if you must play with the a normal CD-system.