Guild Wars 2

Duke Nukem.6783:

so sick of “go stealth then use finish move”

so sick of “stealth then run and nobody can catch me”

so sick of “evade evade EVADE”

just nerf it anet. and hurry up the theif has been around long enough….

Hello

Lucky Shot.7650:

Weird because I’m so sick of warrior chain ccs, soaking up damage and regenerating, of guardian blocking all day long, making my damage look insignificant with protection and still hitting me for 3k on autos, of engineer running spamming conditions blowing up half the world meanwhile, mesmer phantasms beating me up and clones stacking bleeding while the owner sits in stealth laughing, necros sitting behind a second health bar while I burn and bleed to death and their little zerg of freaks is biting off my heel…

Hush you permastealthingpermaevadingtankyashell20kbackstabbingsworddagger cheesecake.

Feel free to contribute to the nerf wish list (in my signature), that should aid the Devs in what need’s nerfing on the thief.

They say that among all the illusterious practitioneers of the craft the name of Slith stands supreme. I dare to disgree. I say that Slith lived in easier times and that the manner of his death has given him a mystical aura that was not matched by his skill.
The pinacle of the craft is represented by none other than Nuth. Of all the many arguments supporting that I will mention only one. Even in this modern day and age of competition and reason Nuth does not have to advertise the services he offers…

Bazzoong.7145:

They say that among all the illusterious practitioneers of the craft the name of Slith stands supreme. I dare to disgree. I say that Slith lived in easier times and that the manner of his death has given him a mystical aura that was not matched by his skill.
The pinacle of the craft is represented by none other than Nuth. Of all the many arguments supporting that I will mention only one. Even in this modern day and age of competition and reason Nuth does not have to advertise the services he offers…

I’m sick of Burnfall getting alt accounts.

Viking Jorun.5413:

I’m sick of Burnfall getting alt accounts.

^this^ ……………

noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

I wouldn’t be shocked if burnfall started responding to his atl accounts, to throw us off track. You sir, have a 30 in trickery.

Me say remove all professions from the game, they’re op. We can play as ranger pets.

Aen Gelinor.4062:

Me say remove all professions from the game, they’re op. We can play as ranger pets.

Leave the warrior. Warrior is balanced. (I think they’ve said it’s in a good place)

Zero Day.2594:

Aen Gelinor.4062:

Me say remove all professions from the game, they’re op. We can play as ranger pets.

Leave the warrior. Warrior is balanced. (I think they’ve said it’s in a good place)

So that means they plan on buffing all other classes to be on par with warrior, right?

Viking Jorun.5413:

Zero Day.2594:

Aen Gelinor.4062:

Me say remove all professions from the game, they’re op. We can play as ranger pets.

Leave the warrior. Warrior is balanced. (I think they’ve said it’s in a good place)

So that means they plan on buffing all other classes to be on par with warrior, right?

Noooo…. that’s a bit too hard. It’s easier to nerf everything so that people are more inclined to play the warrior class. And once everyone’s playing a warrior, the game will be balanced. I think they’re making good progress on the thief class.

(All about the big picture…)

There is one class that they’ve made better progress with in that regard than the Thief, and that would be the Ranger, which they nerf even though it’s weak as hell…

Lose to a good thief, cries they are OP.

I’m sick of;

• Warriors chaining CC.
• Mesmers spamming clones.
• Necros burning me down with condition spam
• Engineers AoE massacre with grenades.
• Rangers using spirits.
• Elementalists killing siege on walls with Meteors.
• Guardians healing their allies.

It’s just not fair. Nerf everything.
Why can’t we all do 1 damage and heal 5 every 15 seconds!!!!111one!one!!one!111one!!one!

Zach.3264:

It’s just not fair. Nerf everything.
Why can’t we all do 1 damage and heal 5 every 15 seconds!!!!111one!one!!one!111one!!one!

No, that solution would be bad for the game.

Instead, they should nerf every class and every spec I don’t use to the point that I will be able to beat them by just autoattacking. That way we could have a nice, balanced and fun game.

Lucky Shot.7650:

Zach.3264:

It’s just not fair. Nerf everything.
Why can’t we all do 1 damage and heal 5 every 15 seconds!!!!111one!one!!one!111one!!one!

No, that solution would be bad for the game.

Instead, they should nerf every class and every spec I don’t use to the point that I will be able to beat them by just autoattacking. That way we could have a nice, balanced and fun game.

Nonono. Give everyone spaghetti noodles as weapons, and 1 hp, first one to hit the other person with the noodle wins.

Sennis.9604:

Lucky Shot.7650:

Zach.3264:

It’s just not fair. Nerf everything.
Why can’t we all do 1 damage and heal 5 every 15 seconds!!!!111one!one!!one!111one!!one!

No, that solution would be bad for the game.

Instead, they should nerf every class and every spec I don’t use to the point that I will be able to beat them by just autoattacking. That way we could have a nice, balanced and fun game.

Nonono. Give everyone spaghetti noodles as weapons, and 1 hp, first one to hit the other person with the noodle wins.

Nice idea, but only if the classes I have trouble with will get noodles as weapons and I still get to use pointy things.

Zach.3264:

Why can’t we all do 1 damage and heal 5 every 15 seconds!!!!111one!one!!one!111one!!one!

Yes, lets them do this, but this wouldn’t stop these “Thief is OP” Threads.

Black Teagan.9215:

Zach.3264:

Why can’t we all do 1 damage and heal 5 every 15 seconds!!!!111one!one!!one!111one!!one!

Yes, lets them do this, but this wouldn’t stop these “Thief is OP” Threads.

Thief teleport chains skill 1! 1 shots me! Evade OP!

I believe, that the patches will eventually lead this game into another game such as
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Conway's_Game_of_Life

Yup… pretty balanced, never ending too.

Zero Day.2594:

Viking Jorun.5413:

Zero Day.2594:

Aen Gelinor.4062:

Me say remove all professions from the game, they’re op. We can play as ranger pets.

Leave the warrior. Warrior is balanced. (I think they’ve said it’s in a good place)

So that means they plan on buffing all other classes to be on par with warrior, right?

Noooo…. that’s a bit too hard. It’s easier to nerf everything so that people are more inclined to play the warrior class. And once everyone’s playing a warrior, the game will be balanced. I think they’re making good progress on the thief class.

(All about the big picture…)

This is what we call in fighting games as “Losing at the character select screen”. We picked thief. We already lost. :<

Viking Jorun.5413:

I’m sick of Burnfall getting alt accounts.

hahahahahahah you made my day!

If you still don’t believe Warrior and Thief are broken as all kitten by now, nothing can help you.

Sennis.9604:

Lucky Shot.7650:

Zach.3264:

It’s just not fair. Nerf everything.
Why can’t we all do 1 damage and heal 5 every 15 seconds!!!!111one!one!!one!111one!!one!

No, that solution would be bad for the game.

Instead, they should nerf every class and every spec I don’t use to the point that I will be able to beat them by just autoattacking. That way we could have a nice, balanced and fun game.

Nonono. Give everyone spaghetti noodles as weapons, and 1 hp, first one to hit the other person with the noodle wins.

My god Johnson, we should hire this here fella!

What about quitting the game all together?
When no one else is left, the game will be balanced after all

So yer interested in our thief nerfs? plz pick a table and tell uz whuat u’d liek from our delightful menu and we’ll have et delivered hto and fresh to ur tables.

Irrelevant troll thread

#closethread

Zero Day.2594:

Aen Gelinor.4062:

Me say remove all professions from the game, they’re op. We can play as ranger pets.

Leave the warrior. Warrior is balanced. (I think they’ve said it’s in a good place)

warrior condi removal….. PASSIVE and best in game (top 2 unarguable)
warrior hp….top tier in game
warrior toughness….. top tier in game
warrior armor…..top tier in game
warrior offense….top tier in game….
warrior healing…..PASSIVE and best in game (top 2 unarguable)

all the above in the same build too. but not OP? name me on other class that is even close.

Doggie.3184:

So yer interested in our thief nerfs? plz pick a table and tell uz whuat u’d liek from our delightful menu and we’ll have et delivered hto and fresh to ur tables.

Possibly one of the best pictures relevant to the game, and no one has commented on it.

Jonathan.1948:

Doggie.3184:

So yer interested in our thief nerfs? plz pick a table and tell uz whuat u’d liek from our delightful menu and we’ll have et delivered hto and fresh to ur tables.

Possibly one of the best pictures relevant to the game, and no one has commented on it.

I have.

Doggie.3184:

So yer interested in our thief nerfs? plz pick a table and tell uz whuat u’d liek from our delightful menu and we’ll have et delivered hto and fresh to ur tables.

this pic will win awards!!! ;D

it reflects only the truth – the whole truth, nothing else^^

I wonder what the logo of such a resturaunt would be…

It strikes me as a spin off of white castle

Doggie.3184:

So yer interested in our thief nerfs? plz pick a table and tell uz whuat u’d liek from our delightful menu and we’ll have et delivered hto and fresh to ur tables.

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I’m just going to list the common builds an average thief will have trouble with:
•Condi tank warrior
•Super damage zerker ranger
•Condi necro
•PU mesmer
•Possibly a Condi engi…
•Super tank of invincibility guardian
•Basically anything that stacks too many conditions…
•Burst builds that hit you first…

That’s 8 examples that took 1 minute to type, idlf I actually thought, I could think of others. Now remember! This is scaled to an average thief player, not one who is skilled. A skilled thief can only be countered by a skilled player.

oscuro.9720:

A skilled thief can only be countered by a skilled player.

Wait a minute… are you implying that the way to beat a good player is to be better?

Holy cow, that’s unbelievable and totally revolutionary!

A skilled thief can not be killed.

DeceiverX.8361:

oscuro.9720:

A skilled thief can only be countered by a skilled player.

Wait a minute… are you implying that the way to beat a good player is to be better?

Holy cow, that’s unbelievable and totally revolutionary!

I know, but GOD FORBID people have to learn how to play!
Alas, people will never take responsibility for themselves. But in all seriousness, a thief is counter able. We we squishy and rely on not being hit. Use that.