Guild Wars 2

Was watching some Foxworthy ankitten ow feeling 90’s nostalgic. This will probably get my forum account banded, but here goes anyway…

You might be a warrior if any other skill besides ¹ is more choreographed than a Broadway musical.

Take it away…

The second one made me laugh. That was a good laugh for today =)

You might be a warrior if… your technical skill with an ax consists of 2 weeks at a logging camp.

You might be a warrior if…. You use a rifle and a bow with heavy armor

You might be a warrior if… You wear heavy amazing looking armor yet are the biggest glass cannon of the group

You might be a warrior if… You made a band and called Hambow

You might be a warrior if… you felt like you needed 32k health at level 2 in WvW (dear god why?)

You might be a warrior if…. You play GW2 (everyone has one right)

You might be a warrior if… you somehow got a Legendary GS (No one uses it on anything but warr right? never saw a mesmer with eternity just saying. )

You might be a warrior if… you like having abilities but sometimes just like using 1 to kill things.

You might be a warrior if you punch your keyboard and loot bags appear

Paavotar.3971:

You might be a warrior if you punch your keyboard and loot bags appear

Well’ it’s pve after all…

If you get told that your ability to run away is too OP by a Thief…you might be a Warrior.

If you look down at your keyboard and only the 1 key is smudged off

If you ever let yelled “Shake it off!” while sneezing….you might be a warrior.

edit: Was going to go with yelling “For Great Justice” in bed but wasn’t sure if was going to be appropriate.

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If you look down at your keyboard and only the 1 key is smudged off

Please the game does that for me.

Julie Yann.5379:

If you ever let yelled “Shake it off!” while sneezing….you might be a warrior.

edit: Was going to go with yelling “For Great Justice” in bed but wasn’t sure if was going to be appropriate.

It would have only been inappropriate if you said something about Final Thrust.

Also, what’s with all these “1” comments, most Warrior autoattacks are mediocre to bad. I feel like that would only apply so some Ranger bow builds where most of the DPS comes from the AA.

redslion.9675:

Paavotar.3971:

You might be a warrior if you punch your keyboard and loot bags appear

Well’ it’s pve after all…

Nah man, that’s how I play WvW as well.

Thief -> Hit keyboard -> loot bag
Ele -> Hit keyboard -> loot bag
Guardian -> Hit keyboard -> ?? -> Hit keyboard -> loot bag
Warrior -> Hit keyboard first -> loot bag
Mesmer -> Hit keyboard -> butterflies -> Hit keyboard -> butterflies -> Hit keyboard -> loot bag
Ranger -> loot bag
Necro -> Delicately activate Berserker Stance -> Hit keyboard -> loot bag
Engineer -> Hit keyboard -> 25 stacks of confusion -> Hit keyboard -> No confusion -> loot bag

Ok, I honestly cracked up on that “Ranger -> loot bag” one XD

You might be a warrior when you actually don’t remember the last time you used that healing skill…

Lankybird.8149:

You might be a warrior if…. You play GW2 (everyone has one right) .

No i don’t. I have 5 lvl 80 classes, but i don’t have warrior. I once had one level 80, but it bored me too much. I personally feel that warrior doesn’t have much immersion. Mainly it’s utility feels really basic and only focussed on damage.
But it’s my personal opinion, so don’t start raging

Look! It’s Usain Bolt… It’s the Flash… No! It might be a warrior!

Paavotar.3971:

redslion.9675:

Paavotar.3971:

You might be a warrior if you punch your keyboard and loot bags appear

Well’ it’s pve after all…

Nah man, that’s how I play WvW as well.

Thief -> Hit keyboard -> loot bag
Ele -> Hit keyboard -> loot bag
Guardian -> Hit keyboard -> ?? -> Hit keyboard -> loot bag
Warrior -> Hit keyboard first -> loot bag
Mesmer -> Hit keyboard -> butterflies -> Hit keyboard -> butterflies -> Hit keyboard -> loot bag
Ranger -> loot bag
Necro -> Delicately activate Berserker Stance -> Hit keyboard -> loot bag
Engineer -> Hit keyboard -> 25 stacks of confusion -> Hit keyboard -> No confusion -> loot bag

Ooooh, right, there are bags in WvWvW too.XD

Yeah, with knight/Valkyrie stats warrs must be pretty much unstoppable. In spvp I can get them as a med guard (don’t ask me how, but seems like a decent med guard has the upper hand in a 1v1 against a warrior), in WvWvW I don’t know.