Guild Wars 2

I was afk in the mists at 23.40 when I saw something falling from the sky.

http://imgur.com/5CVG7W9

He gave no loot

note: look at the beauty of my textures

Oh so he hax. No wonder when I went to his server to stalk him I could never find him. No sympathy for the cheaters!

Asurans always testing out their new super jump skills. Will they ever realize that there are limits to these things?

He joined A-net, Learned the true, truth of all truths about GW2…

and he couldn’t handle it.

In other news, ANet has just released more information on the upcoming patch notes!

? o.O

ronpierce.2760:

? o.O

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In other news, ANet has just released more information on the upcoming patch notes!

In other news, all recordings of Space Jam have been removed or deleted worldwide.

Lux.7169:

Asurans always testing out their new super jump skills. Will they ever realize that there are limits to these things?

Has science gone too far?

lololol can’t wait till grouch see’s this :P

Venus In Furs.9756:

Lux.7169:

Asurans always testing out their new super jump skills. Will they ever realize that there are limits to these things?

Has science gone too far?

He was testing his new aircraft design. Unfortunately, before jumping off, he forgot to turn it on.

It seems to me he has failed on jumping puzzle in ANET devs heaven…..or he is fallen dev who will raise hell forces in the next living world story.

new game mode: heart of the mists parkour

Requiem.8769:

In other news, ANet has just released more information on the upcoming patch notes!

Haha! the news about engi nerfs must have been too hard to live with.

RIP grouch

dead asura… is good asura

Justin and Grouch did test the New Skyhammer^^

edit: Skyhammer would be soooo coool would everyone knocked down land in the mists^^

Champion Genius indeed….

Venus In Furs.9756:

Has science gone too far?

That’s. Not. POSSIBLE!!

Turn in your ears. You’re one of the bookahs, now.

I moment of silence for the new anti gravity tonic going wrong….

A “BAMPH!” gone horribly wrong…

(Question for the devs: Does “BAMPH!” still exist in GW2?)

Hugh Norfolk.2798:

Interesting . . . No wonder Grouch hasn’t shown up to work today. . . He is sleeping in the mists.

LOLLL This made my day!

…unless you’re serious <_<

jkjk

Hmm I know that guy, is HoTM server based or is it more like an overflow?

Tyler Chapman.1832:

Poor guy took not knowing the forest keep jump spot a little personal

TWO red posts about this now. Will it be fixed?

What fix? Grouch or the spot?

ArenaNet what is done to prevent this from happening to the majority of the playerbase?
I expect a patch next week.

or

No wonder pvp updates are slow

Trouble is you can never really commit suicide in GW2 because sooner or later some random player will come over and ress you. See what you did by creating an MMORPG where people actually want to run into other players Anet? xD

He’s not dead. He’s defeated.

Remember that resurrections can’t happen as easily now that Grenth is AWOL. You’ll need some complicated ritual like when Baelfire attempted to resurrect himself.

Only NPCs can die now. Players only get downed and defeated. And “defeated” will never be death, no matter how close to death it is. When an NPC dies, you know it because you can’t revive them, and their model despawns.

So think of that as him being knocked out cold, or in coma, or even as close as possible to death, without being dead.
If you look closely at a defeated character with “animations” set to max, you’ll sometimes see they are actually breathing.

That makes me think about all the creatures that attack you; I guess when you’re defeated they all just run off and have a quiet laugh about it xD