Guild Wars 2

Might be off-topic but, here’s an update.

I know you are just trying to boast about KN owning most of the map, but there is no longer a need for updates when we have http://mos.millenium.org/na

Also, there is currently a siege cap bug that renders players incapable of placing siege to defend towers/keeps. So, you know….

Not trying to boast, doing it.
Having ten minutes of glory until it flips to another servers favor.
I apparently haven’t been in WvW today so knew nothing about trying to drop a ballista on our Keep in EB… thanks for the heads up, at least “everyone” is effected equally by this bug?

The only KN updates have always been during oceanic prime, when they are able to get above 440ppt, so I assume it’s always just a gloat.

Everyone is not affected equally. Defenders are basically kitten on because they cannot place siege to defend anything. As you can see in the photo below, KN is able to put up four ACs and three rams, and Maguuma is unable to drop anything.

Edit: I forgot to press highlight target so I guess you can’t see KN siege but you get the point.

Yeh, we all got the bad end of the stick in some way with this glitch.
When a map colours up solid in your servers favour WvW can become boring and I am just hoping an new shift hops in on the other teams side as soon as possible to bolster numbers.
I play through different timezones randomly 24hrs a day during the week and enjoy this match-up as there is usually something to do.

*Though we have a third-party site for scores I posted to get discussion, light-hearted trashing and to move off less productive gossip. Certainly it was to brag but a lvl15 alt ain’t gonna be pivotal in the score.

You have to try either a littler harder or use a little more spicy bait. Everyone is already aware of the population difference and the bug so they are less likely to fall for such an obvious line.

Ah-ha, something to think on.
I should have posted it as .gif and said it was a 24 time-lapse prediction of the scores: and something about someone’s momma.

Nah, try something like “Maguuma talks about how good there are but they can’t even hold their own BL” or “lol D|ERP wiped so many times at (insert location here)”

So there’s no point in talking about wiping Yak’s?
Oh well, i suppose it’s happened so often it’s considered bullying to bring it up any more.

What’s a Yak’s?

Yak’s are a rare species of WvWer that comes out late at night when it’s safe to roll dollies and sentries.
They originate from “the Bend”, an underground warren with tunnels leading up to safe zones on each WvW map that can be retreated to in times of danger.
Though normally not threatening a few alpha hit squads do emerge and play bloody havoc on roamers and small teams trying to head to the latest Kain vs Mag battle.

GuardianOMS.8067:

Nah, try something like “Maguuma talks about how good there are but they can’t even hold their own BL” or “lol D|ERP wiped so many times at (insert location here)”

Please do not reveal Maguuma’s superior tactics.

Sorry.

**taking notes
too late

sheeesh, get a room you two

…

totally not jealous

No worries, Squirty, I have room in my heart for you.

now score
http://mos.millenium.org/na/matchups/map/713

Nice, alt+tab out to check forum after getting spiked, pop back into game to see three loot bags, daily completed and level up.
Anet is never going to get me to do a dungeon at this rate.

p.s. i’ve organized a room at SMC, just tell the gate-guards i sent you…squirty can come too.

oooooooooh kinky

Well at least KN won’t freefall after exodus part 2 so hard with the matchup changes. Right? … right? o_o plzholdme

Come to SMC Shaka, we’ll all hold you in a cross server farewell.
Bring oil.

Good luck to [RE] have had great battles in EB

Shaka post your in-game pic so we know who to hug when we see you.
Are you a cuddly charr?

neomccoy.2657:

Thanks PYRO for the GvG. We both learned a lot from fighting each other, I wish we can do it more. /salute #respect

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xuzq5Yrlb_c

Learned how to run forward and spam skills?

golf clap

katniss.6735:

Shaka post your in-game pic so we know who to hug when we see you.
Are you a cuddly charr?

My engi is. But I am usually running around as a spiky human in Orr armor. Like below. Only not crudely drawn.

CrassBippy.4619:

neomccoy.2657:

Thanks PYRO for the GvG. We both learned a lot from fighting each other, I wish we can do it more. /salute #respect

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xuzq5Yrlb_c

Learned how to run forward and spam skills?

golf clap

Sorry. Next time we will move forward and not use any skills and just watch each other.

Anyway, if people think gvg is all about spamming skills you are wrong. Just like in sports, we have “plays” or formation that our leader will call. We will dump our skills when its called and best of all coordination, sticking together, watching each others health bar and clutch ressing the downed allies.

Last night we learned that we can improve more on healing and more stability needed because PYRO is really good with crowd controls. If we get a rematch I’m sure they will be 100x better and can wipe us.

Don’t take the bait :T

GuardianOMS.8067:

Don’t take the bait :T

Ok =3 my bad xD

neomccoy.2657:

GuardianOMS.8067:

Don’t take the bait :T

Ok =3 my bad xD

Hold on, let me rev up this exaggerated eye roll. Itll take a day or so, ill get back to you

CrassBippy.4619:

neomccoy.2657:

GuardianOMS.8067:

Don’t take the bait :T

Ok =3 my bad xD

Hold on, let me rev up this exaggerated eye roll. Itll take a day or so, ill get back to you

Don’t hurt yourself. If you go blind from rolling your eyes too hard, who’s going troll this threa— Wait, there’s a queue for that.

Good Job RE, I’m glad that both of our guilds are being very cordial. Our first loss in awhile, I showed up a bit late so I wasn’t in the fight. Still, very good video.

Yeah, holy guardians.

Farout.8207:

Respawn.6802:

Yak’s are a rare species of WvWer that have real jobs and come out after taking care of their grown up responsibilities to roll dollies and sentries.
They do not reside in their parent’s basement but originate from “the Real World”, a place where video games take second place to real life pursuits such as career, family, friends and the upkeep of their homes and other worldly possessions.
Though normally not fast enough to catch us as we are running away a few alpha hit squads do catch their prey and play bloody havoc on roamers and small teams trying to head to the latest Kain vs Mag zergfest/karma train.

Fixed it for you…

At some point you’ll have to stop using this broken excuse and realize that your server isn’t as amazing as you thought it was.

Boonprot.6274:

Farout.8207:

Respawn.6802:

Yak’s are a rare species of WvWer that have real jobs and come out after taking care of their grown up responsibilities to roll dollies and sentries.
They do not reside in their parent’s basement but originate from “the Real World”, a place where video games take second place to real life pursuits such as career, family, friends and the upkeep of their homes and other worldly possessions.
Though normally not fast enough to catch us as we are running away a few alpha hit squads do catch their prey and play bloody havoc on roamers and small teams trying to head to the latest Kain vs Mag zergfest/karma train.

Fixed it for you…

At some point you’ll have to stop using this broken excuse and realize that your server isn’t as amazing as you thought it was.

Wait, what? I thought he was being sarcastic?

Boonprot.6274:

Farout.8207:

Respawn.6802:

Yak’s are a rare species of WvWer that have real jobs and come out after taking care of their grown up responsibilities to roll dollies and sentries.
They do not reside in their parent’s basement but originate from “the Real World”, a place where video games take second place to real life pursuits such as career, family, friends and the upkeep of their homes and other worldly possessions.
Though normally not fast enough to catch us as we are running away a few alpha hit squads do catch their prey and play bloody havoc on roamers and small teams trying to head to the latest Kain vs Mag zergfest/karma train.

Fixed it for you…

At some point you’ll have to stop using this broken excuse and realize that your server isn’t as amazing as you thought it was.

But it’s true. And most of yaks are PvErs as well, so the Southsun stuff isn’t helping. And honestly karma training with 60 people against paper keeps isn’t exactly noteworthy. Of course when defenders show up, Mags hop away to take more undefended targets.

Of course they hop away, do you know what a karma train is/means?

Respawn.6802:

Come to SMC Shaka, we’ll all hold you in a cross server farewell.
Bring oil.

Pfft, LMAO, bahahahaha. This has become the weirdest match-up thread I’ve seen for Kaineng. You guys are the best.

GuardianOMS.8067:

Of course they hop away, do you know what a karma train is/means?

Yes I do, but I was rather pointing out the fact that your server also isn’t as amazing as you think it is.

But I don’t think my server is amazing? A karma train is a karma train is a karma train, no matter the server. So pointing it out means nothing. You’re not likely to find most of the forum warriors from Mag in a karma train unless it’s to clean up our BL, because we all find PvD boring. Many of us have pointed out our dislike for it because it teaches bad habits and is only beneficial to fair weathers.

We at least haven’t made laughably inaccurate excuses for losing, such as assuming the other server is made of pre-teens.

You is not you. I was talking to Boonprot, originally.

Ofcourse, after getting kicked from D|ERP, I wouldn’t expect you to find Mags amazing

You are very wise, so I shall apply your advice to you.

GuardianOMS.8067:

When will people realize Bunzy is a troll that just likes to start massive flame wars and just ignore him? I mean, it’s okay for Jaeger to keep talking to him in-game, because they always have the best talks. But everyone else really needs to stop being drawn in by everything he says. Unless you want to get the thread closed.

Good Day.

Then you should probably not say you when talking to someone when you mean someone else?

And I wasn’t kicked from D|ERP?

So you’re just to going to ignore Bunzy? Seems kind of irrelevant but okay.

Caephire.5238:

Respawn.6802:

Come to SMC Shaka, we’ll all hold you in a cross server farewell.
Bring oil.

Pfft, LMAO, bahahahaha. This has become the weirdest match-up thread I’ve seen for Kaineng. You guys are the best.

I don’t know if I’m being asked to bring oil so they can set me on fire or give me a massage. It’s a toss up I’ll have to bet on.

SHAKA ZULU.3128:

Caephire.5238:

Respawn.6802:

Come to SMC Shaka, we’ll all hold you in a cross server farewell.
Bring oil.

Pfft, LMAO, bahahahaha. This has become the weirdest match-up thread I’ve seen for Kaineng. You guys are the best.

I don’t know if I’m being asked to bring oil so they can set me on fire or give me a massage. It’s a toss up I’ll have to bet on.

Are they really mutually exclusive? O_____O

saiyr.3071:

Are they really mutually exclusive? O_____O

Depending on that particular order of operations I may not have skin to massage. So… yes. ._.

This topic is no longer appropriate, please cease and desist all fun-having.

Boonprot.6274:

At some point you’ll have to stop using this broken excuse and realize that your server isn’t as amazing as you thought it was.

I was just having a little fun with you guys. But that is pretty much my point. In the grand scheme of things this is just the virtual world that I waste time in, I am far from amazed…

But what if I don’t know how to flame bait? o3o

You can speak to Sensei Bunzy-sama about that. He knows all.

Do I pray to him? HOW DO I REACH HIM? Sacrifice? I think sacrifice. I sacrifice Foxy.

Whoa whoa whoa! No one mentioned a sacrifice!

But three would be nice.

No, Saiyr cannot be included. He’s already sold his soul.

But KN has but only dozens to give now. 1.5 sacrifices, Foxy and CNB commander Sano becuase he’s the smallest human I’ve ever seen.