Guild Wars 2

Get over yourself, d/d e.

Nobody in AD claims to be the best at anything. Unlike some others in this teir.

BTW, the NoQQ elem who beat you used to be someone we fought against when they were on Kaineng. Their group was better than OG. A guild group we fought against from NSP called PAXA. Yup, better than OG. Envy from FC, better than OG.

Keep on building that self-perpetuated myth that Maguuma has the most skilled players in GW2 though. The rest of us will sit and laugh at you and recognize that all servers have skilled players on them.

Oozo.7856:

Get over yourself, d/d e.

Nobody in AD claims to be the best at anything. Unlike some others in this teir.

I am pretty unstoppable at air drums. I often mimic aggressive beats with lots of double base. I almost always don’t never miss none of my cymbal hits. and I can do that fill that you play at the end of a bad joke in double time.

dumdumtish~

You guys need to loosen up.

Party over at DR’s north camp!

Oozo.7856:

Get over yourself, d/d e.

Nobody in AD claims to be the best at anything. Unlike some others in this teir.

BTW, the NoQQ elem who beat you used to be someone we fought against when they were on Kaineng. Their group was better than OG. A guild group we fought against from NSP called PAXA. Yup, better than OG. Envy from FC, better than OG.

Keep on building that self-perpetuated myth that Maguuma has the most skilled players in GW2 though. The rest of us will sit and laugh at you and recognize that all servers have skilled players on them.

Considering I’m not geared for 1v1 and never use my elite 1v1 either, even you guys in AD should be able to get a kill now on me now and then.

I’m still waiting to see those better guilds, though. I’ve never seen OG turn down a fight, even if they weren’t sure they’d win, unlike certain other guilds.

That’s 60 silver!

Hows that work? does the first ram just create a domino effect on the rest of the rams and knock people back into the door they are trying to get out? If you really think you have skill, use that domino chain of rams to nail some wood over that gate so we run into it as we come out the other side.

Perhaps if you are all a bit nicer, we can cut a hole about 1/3 the way up with a key hole saw and get another glorious line started from the base of the hole back.

Sumwun.3846:

That’s 60 silver!

Hows that work? does the first ram just create a domino effect on the rest of the rams and knock people back into the door they are trying to get out? If you really think you have skill, use that domino chain of rams to nail some wood over that gate so we run into it as we come out the other side.

Perhaps if you are all a bit nicer, we can cut a hole about 1/3 the way up with a key hole saw and get another glorious line started from the base of the hole back.

I love you, this thread wouldn’t nearly be as fun if someone didn’t take the bait! <3

The flame ram’s function is to make us not go insane waiting for reset. We were bored 11 days ago.

dreztina.4820:

I’m still waiting to see those better guilds, though. I’ve never seen OG turn down a fight, even if they weren’t sure they’d win, unlike certain other guilds.

I don’t know what you are implying, pal. But there isn’t a single or even a pair of old women I wont throw down against. One time Walking out of Sears, some old lady got lippy with me cause I was blocking her from being able to watch the TV through the window.

She was all like, “Move I can’t see Matlock”
and I was all like, “It’s a commercial anyway”
and she was like, “Don’t talk to your elders that way”
and I was like, “Shut up, hag. I’m an air drummer, probably the best on my server. and even all of T5”
she was like, “what?”
and I was like, “Enough with this, lady” /sock to the jaw

I heard the sliding door open behind me and the squeak of a walker wheel. I knew she had back up. I swung around and strafed left. Luckily, for her, she had he sister with her who was much more agile. The one in the walker moved like she was a keyboard turner lawl.

I kited her around, jumping over her elderly bingo partner while I fought her sister. Thats right, 3 old ladies. I got the nimble one down as the walker got Bingo lady up. I finished the nimble one and snared the walker lady by .. picking up her walker and throwing it out into the parking lot. bingo lady jumped on my back. I got real lucky cause when I went to swing to get her off, I crushed the walker lady in the face with my elbow and sent her down. without her walker she was a defenseless as a downed ranger, so I left her there to struggle while I barely finished off mrs. Bingo. It took so long, that I had to run. I ran pretty hard.

I’m ptolly gunna go back to Sears in a while and see if she’s still there.

I never flee .. for long,
or without a good excuse.
or because I am awesome.
I forget.

Pichichi.1975:

Sumwun.3846:

That’s 60 silver!

Hows that work? does the first ram just create a domino effect on the rest of the rams and knock people back into the door they are trying to get out? If you really think you have skill, use that domino chain of rams to nail some wood over that gate so we run into it as we come out the other side.

Perhaps if you are all a bit nicer, we can cut a hole about 1/3 the way up with a key hole saw and get another glorious line started from the base of the hole back.

I love you, this thread wouldn’t nearly be as fun if someone didn’t take the bait! <3

I love you too, Random citizen!

dreztina.4820:

Oozo.7856:

Get over yourself, d/d e.

Nobody in AD claims to be the best at anything. Unlike some others in this teir.

BTW, the NoQQ elem who beat you used to be someone we fought against when they were on Kaineng. Their group was better than OG. A guild group we fought against from NSP called PAXA. Yup, better than OG. Envy from FC, better than OG.

Keep on building that self-perpetuated myth that Maguuma has the most skilled players in GW2 though. The rest of us will sit and laugh at you and recognize that all servers have skilled players on them.

Considering I’m not geared for 1v1 and never use my elite 1v1 either, even you guys in AD should be able to get a kill now on me now and then.

I’m still waiting to see those better guilds, though. I’ve never seen OG turn down a fight, even if they weren’t sure they’d win, unlike certain other guilds.

You must not have been around the other night when your guildies refused to fight until your shatter mesmer got online.

Speaking of your little pink haired asura mesmer, is he the same guy that used to be in iRez? Had some decent fights with him in the EBay jumping puzzle a few weeks back.

Unless I missed something, dreztina was never in OG.

Attic.1562:

dreztina.4820:

Oozo.7856:

Get over yourself, d/d e.

Nobody in AD claims to be the best at anything. Unlike some others in this teir.

BTW, the NoQQ elem who beat you used to be someone we fought against when they were on Kaineng. Their group was better than OG. A guild group we fought against from NSP called PAXA. Yup, better than OG. Envy from FC, better than OG.

Keep on building that self-perpetuated myth that Maguuma has the most skilled players in GW2 though. The rest of us will sit and laugh at you and recognize that all servers have skilled players on them.

Considering I’m not geared for 1v1 and never use my elite 1v1 either, even you guys in AD should be able to get a kill now on me now and then.

I’m still waiting to see those better guilds, though. I’ve never seen OG turn down a fight, even if they weren’t sure they’d win, unlike certain other guilds.

You must not have been around the other night when your guildies refused to fight until your shatter mesmer got online.

Speaking of your little pink haired asura mesmer, is he the same guy that used to be in iRez? Had some decent fights with him in the EBay jumping puzzle a few weeks back.

That’s me, the FOTM mesmer with some spec I made up

I usually rep kitten or OG now. OG runs 5mans without me a lot (I’m not an original member), but I think they were missing a 5th for the fight so they asked me to join.

You are FOTM…

flavor of tsarazi’s month

saiyr.3071:

flavor of tsarazi’s mouth

Fixt.

Adaneshade.2409:

I’m going to call BS on this as well. This may be how your guild functions, but not the server as a whole. I know many players who exclusively WvW and none of them would take someone’s “order” to do “map duty” seriously. This is not military, nor will it ever be, since there is no way to enforce this hierarchy on the players or discipline them should they choose to not do as asked.

You would be surprised what people are suddenly willing to do when JerkJerk shows up on their doorstep. I’m not saying he’s ex-CIA because that would assume you’re allowed to leave the CIA.

eCheese.8240:

saiyr.3071:

flavor of tsarazi’s mouth

Fixt.

This month: garlic butter. Emphasis on the butt.

saiyr.3071:

Unless I missed something, dreztina was never in OG.

I wasn’t but I joined OG a few days ago. I’ve run with them for a while though.

Fine I’ll join OG, go ahead and send me an invite.

Do not send an OG invite to McNubs, that dude is always dead.

zastari.1730:

That’s me, the FOTM mesmer with some spec I made up

I usually rep kitten or OG now. OG runs 5mans without me a lot (I’m not an original member), but I think they were missing a 5th for the fight so they asked me to join.

I figured since you had the exact same model. You do pretty good. You’ve caught us off guard with your shatter bombs more than a few times in general open field fights. Certainly a lot better than I do with my mesmer these days. I want my old phantasm spec to go back to not sucking..

Plok.6145:

Can we please have a /urinate emote so I can bless the flame ram for Mag?

I’m pretty sure the following invocation would work, not that we’re likely to have a chance to try it out for a while …

/e enthusiastically urinates on Lord Flame Ram

Disclaimer: user assumes all risk, corporeal or spiritual, for invoking said emote

Other servers can’t see custom emotes, so it wouldn’t work. Though I always interpreted the “gestures” that replaces it to be flipping the bird so I guess it’s about the same.

Cactus.2710:

/e enthusiastically urinates on Lord Flame Ram

It is actually Great Lord Flame Ram but if you deliberately mispronounced His name in order to not sully it by coming from the mouth of an illiterate philistine, that is greatly appreciated.
All hail Great Lord Flame Ram!

Camo.7581:

Cactus.2710:

/e enthusiastically urinates on Lord Flame Ram

It is actually Great Lord Flame Ram but if you deliberately mispronounced His name in order to not sully it by coming from the mouth of an illiterate philistine, that is greatly appreciated.
All hail Great Lord Flame Ram!

Please do not blaspheme His name by placing it into text on such an ephemeral forum. Surely these words will be censored by the moderation and thus desecrate His holy name. Henceforth you shall write His name as Great Lord Flame R*m.

How did maguuma fall from T4?

Morningstar.6208:

How did maguuma fall from T4?

Do you mean a few weeks ago? Because the current ranking projections I see still shows Mag comfortably moving to Tier 4. It does, however, show DR dropping to Tier 6. Things are still VERY tight between us and BP.

Morningstar.6208:

How did maguuma fall from T4?

Strategic retreat to make our T4 enemies weaker.

Morningstar.6208:

How did maguuma fall from T4?

We’ve said it before, but t4 is where things get really rough.

After a long time (1 month?) of coming 2nd in yaks/mag/ebay, we finally pushed ebay to t5 and then won mag/db/yaks. The next week, ebay came with a vengeance for being sent down and made sure we got 3rd.

I know Ebay has lost some guilds (good ones) to mag, but I still think they’re pretty strong. They’ll be a real test for Kaineng.

I am asking a serious question to get a serious answer from a person who really knows what he is talking about. I am not trying to troll anybody.

Pinko.2076:

Morningstar.6208:

How did maguuma fall from T4?

We’ve said it before, but t4 is where things get really rough.

After a long time (1 month?) of coming 2nd in yaks/mag/ebay, we finally pushed ebay to t5 and then won mag/db/yaks. The next week, ebay came with a vengeance for being sent down and made sure we got 3rd.

I know Ebay has lost some guilds (good ones) to mag, but I still think they’re pretty strong. They’ll be a real test for Kaineng.

Thank you Pinko.

Morningstar.6208:

I am asking a serious question to get a serious answer from a person who really knows what he is talking about. I am not trying to troll anybody.

I WAS giving you a serious answer. Based on data supposedly posted less than an hour ago, the “Next Matchup” chart on http://mos.millenium.org/matchups#NA still shows Maguuma going to Tier 4. Where did you see that they weren’t?

And DR shows dropping to Tier 6.

dreztina.4820:

Oozo.7856:

Get over yourself, d/d e.

Nobody in AD claims to be the best at anything. Unlike some others in this teir.

BTW, the NoQQ elem who beat you used to be someone we fought against when they were on Kaineng. Their group was better than OG. A guild group we fought against from NSP called PAXA. Yup, better than OG. Envy from FC, better than OG.

Keep on building that self-perpetuated myth that Maguuma has the most skilled players in GW2 though. The rest of us will sit and laugh at you and recognize that all servers have skilled players on them.

Considering I’m not geared for 1v1 and never use my elite 1v1 either, even you guys in AD should be able to get a kill now on me now and then.

I’m still waiting to see those better guilds, though. I’ve never seen OG turn down a fight, even if they weren’t sure they’d win, unlike certain other guilds.

If you’re talking about AD, the only time we fall back is to string out the groups we are fighting to a more advantageous position for us. Not our fault you keep running at us like trained zerglings. Maybe if you thought more tactically and less “ZOMG IM SO GUUD AND GANGSTA” then you might do better in wvw.

Morningstar.6208:

I am asking a serious question to get a serious answer from a person who really knows what he is talking about. I am not trying to troll anybody.

If you were talking about something that happened weeks ago, why didn’t you say so?

The serious answer is really simple:

The rating system ate our homework.

The even more serious answer is: The rating system bumped us down because Ebay got two servers that didn’t give them a fight and allowed them to double or triple their “rating” to move back up into a higher superior position with half the work applied.

Dynnen.6405:

dreztina.4820:

Oozo.7856:

Get over yourself, d/d e.

Nobody in AD claims to be the best at anything. Unlike some others in this teir.

BTW, the NoQQ elem who beat you used to be someone we fought against when they were on Kaineng. Their group was better than OG. A guild group we fought against from NSP called PAXA. Yup, better than OG. Envy from FC, better than OG.

Keep on building that self-perpetuated myth that Maguuma has the most skilled players in GW2 though. The rest of us will sit and laugh at you and recognize that all servers have skilled players on them.

Considering I’m not geared for 1v1 and never use my elite 1v1 either, even you guys in AD should be able to get a kill now on me now and then.

I’m still waiting to see those better guilds, though. I’ve never seen OG turn down a fight, even if they weren’t sure they’d win, unlike certain other guilds.

If you’re talking about AD, the only time we fall back is to string out the groups we are fighting to a more advantageous position for us. Not our fault you keep running at us like trained zerglings. Maybe if you thought more tactically and less “ZOMG IM SO GUUD AND GANGSTA” then you might do better in wvw.

Speak for yourself. I’m usually hiding behind a tree.

Dynnen.6405:

“ZOMG IM SO GUUD AND GANGSTA”

Crap, you read my mind word for word. I guess I know why I’m so bad now.

Oozo.7856:

Speak for yourself. I’m usually hiding behind a tree.

I have wondered on more than one occasion, “How does he get such fantastic footage and live.”

Trees.
man.. I feel dumb

I always imagined he set up his spidey cam right next to his extremely loud keyboard :-)

ATTENTION! BOLIS PASS!

We have insider information that you do not want us to make public. Give us the Cox and we will no release it. You have 10 hours to comply.

Still having a party at north camp in DR. Come get you some!

Roughneck.2509:

I always imagined he set up his spidey cam right next to his extremely loud keyboard :-)

I always get a chuckle about the keyboard fixation. Most trash talk is like “we stomped u gud” or “l2p nub, pwned ur group”…unless it’s Oozo, in which case I guess for lack of something else to say, it’s always “OOZO, U R NOOB BECAUSE UR KEYBOARD IS TOO LOUD, SON”.

I use a mechanical keyboard, my wife must know by my furious key pounding how hard I just destroyed someone.

… or how mad I am I just died.

Dynnen.6405:

dreztina.4820:

Oozo.7856:

Get over yourself, d/d e.

Nobody in AD claims to be the best at anything. Unlike some others in this teir.

BTW, the NoQQ elem who beat you used to be someone we fought against when they were on Kaineng. Their group was better than OG. A guild group we fought against from NSP called PAXA. Yup, better than OG. Envy from FC, better than OG.

Keep on building that self-perpetuated myth that Maguuma has the most skilled players in GW2 though. The rest of us will sit and laugh at you and recognize that all servers have skilled players on them.

Considering I’m not geared for 1v1 and never use my elite 1v1 either, even you guys in AD should be able to get a kill now on me now and then.

I’m still waiting to see those better guilds, though. I’ve never seen OG turn down a fight, even if they weren’t sure they’d win, unlike certain other guilds.

If you’re talking about AD, the only time we fall back is to string out the groups we are fighting to a more advantageous position for us. Not our fault you keep running at us like trained zerglings. Maybe if you thought more tactically and less “ZOMG IM SO GUUD AND GANGSTA” then you might do better in wvw.

Ranger vs AD = Ranger win’s.

Kraigan.6057:

Roughneck.2509:

I always imagined he set up his spidey cam right next to his extremely loud keyboard :-)

I always get a chuckle about the keyboard fixation. Most trash talk is like “we stomped u gud” or “l2p nub, pwned ur group”…unless it’s Oozo, in which case I guess for lack of something else to say, it’s always “OOZO, U R NOOB BECAUSE UR KEYBOARD IS TOO LOUD, SON”.

People are just jealous they can’t afford such a sweet keyboard. Just sayin.

Kraigan.6057:

Roughneck.2509:

I always imagined he set up his spidey cam right next to his extremely loud keyboard :-)

I always get a chuckle about the keyboard fixation. Most trash talk is like “we stomped u gud” or “l2p nub, pwned ur group”…unless it’s Oozo, in which case I guess for lack of something else to say, it’s always “OOZO, U R NOOB BECAUSE UR KEYBOARD IS TOO LOUD, SON”.

That’s not true. I also get called bad for not looting all my loot bags.

Your next video should spend at least 5 minutes picking up loot bags if you don’t want to be considered amateur.

Sol.4310:

Dynnen.6405:

dreztina.4820:

Oozo.7856:

Get over yourself, d/d e.

Nobody in AD claims to be the best at anything. Unlike some others in this teir.

BTW, the NoQQ elem who beat you used to be someone we fought against when they were on Kaineng. Their group was better than OG. A guild group we fought against from NSP called PAXA. Yup, better than OG. Envy from FC, better than OG.

Keep on building that self-perpetuated myth that Maguuma has the most skilled players in GW2 though. The rest of us will sit and laugh at you and recognize that all servers have skilled players on them.

Considering I’m not geared for 1v1 and never use my elite 1v1 either, even you guys in AD should be able to get a kill now on me now and then.

I’m still waiting to see those better guilds, though. I’ve never seen OG turn down a fight, even if they weren’t sure they’d win, unlike certain other guilds.

If you’re talking about AD, the only time we fall back is to string out the groups we are fighting to a more advantageous position for us. Not our fault you keep running at us like trained zerglings. Maybe if you thought more tactically and less “ZOMG IM SO GUUD AND GANGSTA” then you might do better in wvw.

Ranger vs AD = Ranger win’s.

Screenshots from 5 different angles + fraps or it didn’t happen
– bunzie

GuardianOMS.8067:

Still having a party at north camp in DR. Come get you some!

Party over. What a bunch of killjoys.

Morningstar.6208:

I am asking a serious question to get a serious answer from a person who really knows what he is talking about. I am not trying to troll anybody.

Dragonbrand had lots of guild transfer over to them to cover NA primetime when they were in T5. Had it not been for that they wouldn’t have dominated T5 so much that they overtook two servers in T4 in score the following week. Maguuma dropped down one tier as a result since we came in third. Maguuma needed two weeks to match the domination that Dragonbrand put out on T5.