Guild Wars 2

Horrible rkitten matchup system that doesn’t work…. lets fix it and make it the same!

Well, just one more week hopefully then we all go our separate ways.

Someone got a % that we get this matchup again next week?

How about actually fixing the matchup system A-net instead of claiming to having fixed it?

I was really looking forward to finding roamers on different servers to fight

at this point I’d replace one of the T1 servers and get my teeth stomped in just for something different
really kittening annoying

From what I’ve seen, most of our players are taking the night off because they’re that kitten ed that we’re still fighting you guys. Can’t really blame them. And judging from how I’m only seeing BURN and WAR from BP…well, I think the same is happening to you guys.

My heart goes out to Ehmry Bay. Run some fractals.

Pinko.2076:

My heart goes out to Ehmry Bay. Run some fractals.

I’ve never ran a single dungeon in this game let alone a fractal…..I’m not about to start now.

Thx though.

Pinko.2076:

My heart goes out to Ehmry Bay. Run some fractals.

Just did. I wouldn’t worry about mesmers hiding in your keeps this week.

EDIT: oh wait you’re from mag. BP/AR shouldn’t have to worry then.

Fox.3562:

Pinko.2076:

My heart goes out to Ehmry Bay. Run some fractals.

Just did. I wouldn’t worry about mesmers hiding in your keeps this week.

There’s ebay in maguuma keeps? You guys have some neat tricks.

Pinko.2076:

Fox.3562:

Pinko.2076:

My heart goes out to Ehmry Bay. Run some fractals.

Just did. I wouldn’t worry about mesmers hiding in your keeps this week.

There’s ebay in maguuma keeps? You guys have some neat tricks.

In all honesty it should be DB/Mag/Ebay this week

God that woulda been fun…..I’da trolled ur guild even harder and longer this week

Jinks.2057:

Pinko.2076:

Fox.3562:

Pinko.2076:

My heart goes out to Ehmry Bay. Run some fractals.

Just did. I wouldn’t worry about mesmers hiding in your keeps this week.

There’s ebay in maguuma keeps? You guys have some neat tricks.

In all honesty it should be DB/Mag/Ebay this week

God that woulda been fun…..I’da trolled ur guild even harder and longer this week

I don’t think anyone would complain if SBI and Ebay switched spots..

-Walks in the door-

Ohai everyone! So excited to be here! I’m going to so enjoy getting to… know… everyone…

Zara, Kalkz, Dovgan, Walabone… Kodiak… O.o

-Briefly steps back outside to make sure the address is correct-

Well kitten… Another heartfelt goodbye wasted.

KStudios.2850:

-Walks in the door-

Ohai everyone! So excited to be here! I’m going to so enjoy getting to… know… everyone…

Zara, Kalkz, Dovgan, Walabone… Kodiak… O.o

-Briefly steps back outside to make sure the address is correct-

Well kitten… Another heartfelt goodbye wasted.

Give us a couple of days to accept this matchup, then we’ll go back to week 13 of the SAME THING! Oh we’re green, thanks Anet..

Jinks.2057:

UPDATE title…….same matchup ROFLMAO

forgot to say: I TOLD YOU SO

For the record… I initially agreed with Jinks. However, I think I did it on tkittenay forums.
Admittedly, I was lulled into to thinking that a 94% chance of a different matchup was a good bet.

Kitten it…

So guys, fight clubs all week? Forget the capping… We’ve all been there done that and bought the tshirt.

Your protest wont reach, unless all of us agreed not playing for the whole week and let anet realize they got only 2 hands numbered login. Dare for the challenge? I bet you wont

We are all good friends!

Hey guys, don’t be too upset about the match. Our tier and T1 are the only ones that didn’t change this week… So the system did work! We just got really unlucky. Everyone else got some really cool matches. Its only a matter of time until we get a taste of that sweet action. At least we get different colors? We can get some different strats in EBG.

Pinko.2076:

Fox.3562:

Pinko.2076:

My heart goes out to Ehmry Bay. Run some fractals.

Just did. I wouldn’t worry about mesmers hiding in your keeps this week.

There’s ebay in maguuma keeps? You guys have some neat tricks.

Potato bots

sign this kitten here: https://forum-en.gw2archive.eu/forum/pvp/wuvwuv/T5-Petition-Sign-to-Let-em-know/first#post2133124

LMAO @ Power Rangers pictures.

Fun fight club with AR tonight. Draxxus, Mufasa, Anvil Plants (your kitten mesmer build man) and others all put up solid, entertaining fights. Looking forward to running into all of you in the field.

Jinks.2057:

I was really looking forward to finding roamers on different servers to fight

at this point I’d replace one of the T1 servers and get my teeth stomped in just for something different
really kittening annoying

Take the week off. most of ALS took the past two weeks off, its refreshed us.. Ebay musta had a crappy random roll.

Khayoss.2019:

So guys, fight clubs all week? Forget the capping… We’ve all been there done that and bought the tshirt.

T-shirt? We bought stock in the local tourist traps lol!

I’m game… Fight clubs and if we want karma just cycle the sentries and quaggans all week.

I was wondering what Anvil was talking about in gchat i should have joined but /shrug Garrison defense/upgrade duty beckoned. I might see you all at another one during the week

Anet vs T5 went about as follows:

That’s right, we just pwned a glass coffee table with our groin! XD

I was so worried Ehrmy and Anvil were leaving. I’m so excited this stable and familiar gaming style will remain exactly the same how we like it. Us dying, and dying. and dying. and dying.

You guys should let [Jynx] roll over you sometime, to make us feel better. If any of you drop a precursor i’ll split it with you 65/35%…

Lol, did Jink’s thread just get deleted? That’s pathetic. I was in the middle of posting then the tread no longer existed.

I was in the midst of providing Anet with some super awesome code that would fix their ranking system, and although I don’t want to type it all out again since it’s sooooo complex, I feel bad for Ebay, so I’ll try to help.

How to do rankings properly (some pseudo code!)

if server_rank == 1
server_tier += 1
server_rank = 3
elsif server rank == 3
server_tier -= 1
server_rank = 1
else
server_rank = 2
server_tier

I’ll be expecting my check in the mail, Anet, thank you.

Why can’t I quit you Ehmry?

Lol! To the Anvil guy who just had the pleasure of freely killing me at the quaggan node. That badge or two is on me. I DC’ed right in the middle of our fight (right after a 20 minute A-kitten session for food-prep in which my net was perfectly fine I might add)… I must’ve sat there like a moron lol, cause once I reloaded the game I logged in dead.

Edit: Why is “away from keyboard” blotted out? Anet, it’s not another certain three letter word that starts with A. Rofl!

Aeros.2046:

Why can’t I quit you Ehmry?

Because Anet doesn’t allow it.

Warmaster Gibbon.4765:

I was so worried Ehrmy and Anvil were leaving. I’m so excited this stable and familiar gaming style will remain exactly the same how we like it. Us dying, and dying. and dying. and dying.

You guys should let [Jynx] roll over you sometime, to make us feel better. If any of you drop a precursor i’ll split it with you 65/35%…

Nah… Some of us addicts would be here even if we ended up in T8.

Walabone.6713:

Lol, did Jink’s thread just get deleted? That’s pathetic. I was in the middle of posting then the tread no longer existed.

Knew it would be. Petitions of any kind, good or bad, are against policy. The part that tickles me is the fact that my inbox is infraction-free. Lol!

Walabone.6713:

Lol, did Jink’s thread just get deleted? That’s pathetic. I was in the middle of posting then the tread no longer existed.

I was in the midst of providing Anet with some super awesome code that would fix their ranking system, and although I don’t want to type it all out again since it’s sooooo complex, I feel bad for Ebay, so I’ll try to help.

How to do rankings properly (some pseudo code!)

if server_rank == 1
server_tier += 1
server_rank = 3
elsif server rank == 3
server_tier -= 1
server_rank = 1
else
server_rank = 2
server_tier

I’ll be expecting my check in the mail, Anet, thank you.

Well apparently unbeknownst to me or https://forum-en.gw2archive.eu/forum/rules the code of conduct petitions are not allowed.

ps. Whoever that AR [MAN] thief was……LOL keep cherry picking buddy it’s not going to work

Jinks.2057:

Walabone.6713:

Lol, did Jink’s thread just get deleted? That’s pathetic. I was in the middle of posting then the tread no longer existed.

I was in the midst of providing Anet with some super awesome code that would fix their ranking system, and although I don’t want to type it all out again since it’s sooooo complex, I feel bad for Ebay, so I’ll try to help.

How to do rankings properly (some pseudo code!)

if server_rank == 1
server_tier += 1
server_rank = 3
elsif server rank == 3
server_tier -= 1
server_rank = 1
else
server_rank = 2
server_tier

I’ll be expecting my check in the mail, Anet, thank you.

Well apparently unbeknownst to me or https://forum-en.gw2archive.eu/forum/rules the code of conduct petitions are not allowed.

ps. Whoever that AR [MAN] thief was……LOL keep cherry picking buddy it’s not going to work

Letting arschlochs make your matchups RNG based should be against the ToS too, if broken you get fired.

AR guy trying to cap sentry at BP borderlands; should’ve stood your ground. I was content to watch you cap and move on to the next sentry until you fled the scene. I am not so scary. =D

Thanks for the sentry though. Was the last one I needed for land claim daily.

Also, I love the Outmanned buff. Was acting cheerleader for Borliss’s recap of Greenlake earlier. Not a copper spent on repairs lol. Note to self; BP hates cheerleaders.

Warmaster Gibbon.4765:

I was so worried Ehrmy and Anvil were leaving. I’m so excited this stable and familiar gaming style will remain exactly the same how we like it. Us dying, and dying. and dying. and dying.

You guys should let [Jynx] roll over you sometime, to make us feel better. If any of you drop a precursor i’ll split it with you 65/35%…

Don’t worry buddy I’m here for you. Let’s go jump off of Rata Sum some more until next reset.

-General Michael

Welp after taking reset night off it seems some Ebay commanders are getting back into it…….

Jinks.2057:

Welp after taking reset night off it seems some Ebay commanders are getting back into it…….

Addicts gotta get their fix man!

Just popping in to the thread to congratulate T5 on having a score that looks like an SR-71 Blackbird

Mif.3471:

Just popping in to the thread to congratulate T5 on having a score that looks like an SR-71 Blackbird

LOL Mif

but you miss the point, AR + BP + EB are trying to show this to Anet:

Is any guild, or anyone, interested in doing a little 1v1 with my guildies? i want some of them to get better in general, and they are interested as well, they need some experience. PM “Game Slayer”. I am borlis pass so this is to ebay or anvil- ty!

Mif.3471:

Just popping in to the thread to congratulate T5 on having a score that looks like an SR-71 Blackbird

Lol this made my day !

The Game Slayer.7632:

Is any guild, or anyone, interested in doing a little 1v1 with my guildies? i want some of them to get better in general, and they are interested as well, they need some experience. PM “Game Slayer”. I am borlis pass so this is to ebay or anvil- ty!

It is my holiday next week though I will be busy at the start I may be free by the end so I could maybe help with this, of course timezone and such stuff come into it and I am a thief.

I’ll whisper you when I can, though I assume you are going by Dueling rules, 1v1 by the Windmill no spiking? Because if I have to or you have to walk back from spawn every fight I don’t feel it’s going to be time effective.

Sigmar.2185:

Mif.3471:

Just popping in to the thread to congratulate T5 on having a score that looks like an SR-71 Blackbird

LOL Mif

but you miss the point, AR + BP + EB are trying to show this to Anet:

I support this post.

Oh look, the same server that has pretty much won all but once in the past 13 weeks; is winning.

How surprising.

Mif.3471:

Just popping in to the thread to congratulate T5 on having a score that looks like an SR-71 Blackbird

+1

Syktek.7912:

Oh look, the same server that has pretty much won all but once in the past 13 weeks; is winning.

How surprising.

Numbers prevail in all things. When Borlis hits peak hours we are pretty much even. But as time marches on we inevitably get overrun in the end. It also does not help that AR never puts up much of a consistent fight so Ehmry can unleash all their numbers on us.

To be honest, this entire match up has been all about EB vs BP. That one week when AR tried to work with BP to take down EB was the only time things actually got competitive.

Lol what? Eb vs bp? Often enough we are b sandwiched by both

Well, the only reason we were in your borderlands earlier was because it was an annex of Ehmry Bay.