Guild Wars 2

In order to achieve our goal of becoming the most pungent guild in GW2, my guildmates and myself have vowed to not bathe for 3 months and work on a pig farm. We are doing this in preparation for the latest advancement in internet technology.

We might not be the best or most skillful players, but you will respect us.

And fear us.

This is ten percent sweat, twenty percent pig sh..
Fifteen percent concentrated power of stench
Five percent pleasure, fifty percent pain
And a hundred percent reason to remember the smell

It is, then, a good thing that I grew up next to a farm, and have a below average sense of smell to begin with.

Do your worst ;D

Was it a pig farm? If it wasn’t a pig farm then you will not be prepared.

Oozo.7856:

Was it a pig farm? If it wasn’t a pig farm then you will not be prepared.

I say a squad of infantry that crawled through a couple chicken houses would give you a a run for your money. All testosterone and fierceness mixed with some poultry funk would burn the hair from your nose.

Those guilds that rely on farming Dolyaks and supply camps for their achievements or those that escort the dolyaks. Think about what they are stepping in.

By the way I grew up on a farm and the worst thing you can smell on a farm is poultry. If I had to do it all again I would clean horse barns, cow barns, pig barns but I would refuse to clean the chicken coop!

I used to live not far from a pig farm when I was younger. Eventually it was discovered that there was chemical dumping happening there as well. – true story

I had some oj kush that was pungent, still have some actually. it was so funky I was afraid I wasn’t going to be able to use it. but I did. – also true

When I was in high school my friends and I had a contest to see how could go the longest without a shower and still score. – That was not me, it was Motley Crue.

I used to work with someone who had a fat fold on the back of their neck. When this person looked down you could see caked dirt and who knows what else was in there. This person also constantly smelled of half dry clothing that sat in the washer for a few days before getting tossed into the dryer. – also true.