One cannot fathom the immensity of the rage I have aggregated for this loathsome, abominable piece of cattle dropping that is Adnul Itongut, the wretched NPC.
I used to love—LOVE—Belcher’s Bluff, until I ran into this misfortune.
How is something considered a game (or even a mini-game) when every participant abides by different rules?
He belches when he pleases.
He uses his god-forsaken buff when he pleases (Critique), although now there’s a 1-move buffer between casts.
He drinks water when he pleases.
I want to be able to do whatever the hell I please, too; otherwise it’s not a game. Give us more freedom or slap some manners into this rude pig.
/rant
Humbly,
me
EDIT: Kitten for swear words, nice touch.