Guild Wars 2

Cos having to get naked every time I die in order to get the 4 and 6 set bonuses to proc again is seriously annoying.

Unless of course you’re spying on me and selling pictures of my naked Charr kitten to lunatics, in which case I applaud your initiative and would like a cut of the profits. It’s my CGI-kitten you’re selling, so it’s only fair.

Shabumply.

For serious gents, either cut me into the profits from your Charrnography or fix tha bug.

Gracias.

I’m genuinely worried.

The UK, my country of residence, is acquiescing to our Glorious Leader David Cameron and banning all pr0n. I’m worried that my repeated stripshows at spawn points to fix the RoV bug might one day fall foul of these laws; our Glorious Leader David Cameron will surely not look kindly on this manufacture of charrnography, and I don’t want a prison record.

Please, for the sake of my family and pets, fix this bug. I know it might lose you the custom of your furry clients, but my future is at stake.

Thank you.

OK, I think something got lost in translation here. I know I speak (or type) what we denizens of Ingerland call “The English of the Queen”, but I want to make this perfectly clear – I did not want you to change the mistform of RoV to suddenly take condition damage while in mist form.

NO. BAD ARENANET.

It’s a little frustrating at this point. You’re heedless of my requests to share revenue from enforced stripping at spawn points, you’re refusing to acknowledge my legal position regards pr0n in the UK and now you’re disregarding my plea and instead breaking the one aspect of this rune set which wasn’t broken.

Someone hurt you, didn’t they Arenanet? I can tell. You’re hurting… someone hurt you bad. I’m not that person though! I’m a nice person, who’d like to get rich/not get arrested for being complicit in furry charrnography/would like a functional rune set for my character.

Please. Do the right thing.

IT’s getting fixed on 6/8/2013, right guise? Is it?

It will be sad, but I am sure ArenaNet will fix this before fixing my “Infiltrator’s Strike” skill. Yes it will be fixed before an actual skill bug.

I… I love you, SupahSpankeh

OH MY GAWD

OK so I took a break cos frankly your (ANet’s) vouyeristic tendencies made me proper uncomfortable. Thankfully our Prime Minister hasn’t made furry Charr kitten illegal yet, but just to reduce the inconvenience I quit using Rune of the Vampire. In fact, I moved over to Rune of the Scavenger.

THIS HAS GONE BEYOND A SIMPLE JOKE AND IS NOW NAKED (pun intended) HARASSMENT.

You knew I’d go for that rune, which is why you gave it the stripper bug. I don’t know how you knew, but you knew. And now you’ve got a nice full folder of my hairy Charr kitten to sell to the highest bidder.

You’re evil. You’re clever, but you’re evil.

End the charrsploitation!