Guild Wars 2

…back and forth when they run. They look like a metronome (that’s an upside-down pendulum for those of you who don’t know). I’m surprised that they don’t fall over.

Waaaaaaay back in the early betas they were fine. Then around BWE2 or 3 they developed a HUGE side-to-side swing. Could’ve easily been mistaken for a windshield wiper.

Well they have tweaked her from time to time, and she’s better. But she still rocks unnaturally, and has occasionally looked kind of twitchy. The other humanoid females – the Sylvari and the Norn – are just fine.

Please fix my female human. It’s been a long time, and she’s beginning to get an unfair reputation as a swinger.