Guild Wars 2

Hello,

With this report I would like to inform the Lions’ Arch council that during the (storyline) mission “Retribution” the almighty Norn Tournament Winner Fibharr Ygosson reported for duty after having consumed too many beers. As such, this selfish act has reduced his physique status from veteran to non-veteran.

As a consequence, it affected the global performance of the team: during every small skirmish with undead, he was always the first that fell down after being spit upon by the undead. This in contrast to his protective companions (well-seasoned veterans), who are very much resistant to this undead flumen and can even survive a few well-struck strikes.

Therefore, it is my wish that the Council investigates this issue further and sees to it that this never occurs!

Best,

— Warmaster Threepsie

— Or —
Fibharr Ygosson is a non-veteran during the story mission “Retribution” and dies a lot, whereas his companions are all veterans!