Dear ArenaNet,
I want to extend my thanks for a brilliantly, unintentionally hilarious game of Keg Brawl. While fiercely battling the scoundrels on the blue team, the din of drunken, frozen battle slowly subsided, and gave way to the icy crashing of hundreds of wonderful kegs of ale. Both forces halted the melee, and were struck at the awesome sight of such untapped glory (sorry…), right before we were all struck by hundreds more kegs falling from the skies like a murmuration of arrows from their eponymous carts in the eternal Mist War.
Please see the attached for proof of the wonderfully good times. Hopefully next time we may enjoy a more traditional game with a mere few dozen kegs to share.
