Guild Wars 2

http://youtu.be/Jqody9o-b40

Our brave yet few TC – SEA/OCX players.

Did I not just say that IRON is SoRs 24/7 forum PvF coverage guild. they are just about the ONLY guild on the entire server that even says anything on the forums, and its always bragging, being upset at something BG said (yeah, you’re not the one trolling guys), or chest thumping the whole week long.

Feydra.6318:

Two really fun battles today, first was the loooong, battle for SoRs fully upgraded Bay in TCbl, it started out as a three way, and then some of us started going, mhe we cant take that from SoR, so lets avoid BG, maybe they can take it and then it will be paper lol, so in all the insane battles that rages back and fourth, i think there was some kind of we dont shoot you BGs if you dont shoot us, inside Bay as long as it gets burned down lol, sorry SoR, i hope you understand, great defence from you guys nd you still held it when i logged !

in any case thanks for fun fights and lots of lag !

I think we noticed the erm… “short term alliance” of TC and BG in Bay. That was a fun few hours. Bay was Swiss cheese, enemies on all sides, flanks/counters/siege/death/destruction everywhere you looked. Whoever was spamming the cows at our waypoint in bay as people came back with supply from camp was seriously annoying

Massive props to Hel and FEAR for the defence, if it wasn’t for the lag (even skill 1 working was a lottery in the final showdown) it would have been even more fun.

Nickthemoonwolf.1485:

Did I not just say that IRON is SoRs 24/7 forum PvF coverage guild. they are just about the ONLY guild on the entire server that even says anything on the forums, and its always bragging, being upset at something BG said (yeah, you’re not the one trolling guys), or chest thumping the whole week long.

Oh I got one! IRON gets steam rolled as much as an IRONING Board. ooooooh Snap
does a little dance

I’m on fire babbyyyyyyy : ]

Nikola.3841:

Starscream.7803:

Nikola.3841:

Shifty.4985:

Nikola.3841:

Starscream.7803:

Loving the BG tactics at the moment. Hitting a keep, but as soon as our force starts to move towards you, you all jump out and run away even though we are half a map away. You spy is doing your proud, but I cant wait for you guys to complain about PvD when its all you have the balls to do.

Its called “sending thief to scout”, you should try it sometimes. I know that you guys are afraid to move a step away from your blob, but I’m sure you could ask some thief from other guilds on your server

LOL give your thief some maths lessons then because why run when we are 1/2 the size?

and dude, you never seen my fat norn scouting you? :o
its like a troll to you guys when anything but a thief scouts

Since you do nothing but map blob, by definition we can have equal numbers as you at best

If you guys would actually man up and stick around for a fight, you would see you have greater numbers, but if doors are all you are capable of beating, i can see why you would run (not including the chest beating ofc just because you got a good PPT). Cant wait for ZD’s to get going, they dont run away from fights.

EDIT: Oh wait, Nikola do you really think your current PPT is down to your ability to hit doors and run before we can get to you, and has nothing to do with the lack of players we have at the moment? That is so cute………………..

Such lame excuse, all the while your server mates cry about long queue

Please show me where my server mates are crying about the que? Lame excuses seem to be department my friend.

Greek.4396:

Nickthemoonwolf.1485:

Did I not just say that IRON is SoRs 24/7 forum PvF coverage guild. they are just about the ONLY guild on the entire server that even says anything on the forums, and its always bragging, being upset at something BG said (yeah, you’re not the one trolling guys), or chest thumping the whole week long.

Oh I got one! IRON steam rolles so much BG is just a IRONING Board. ooooooh Snap
does a little dance

I’m on fire babbyyyyyyy : ]

Fixed for you. I cant reply to you Nickthemoonwolf as you are not a BG player.

Ok I have a serious question. Starscream, are you at work now? That would be the only explanation for why you have to troll the forums for enjoyment in stead of actually playing the game.

Hmmmm. Interesting looking score since last night. We’ll see what BG can pull off with their horde of new Russians. I’ve got a bowl of popcorn ready.

(miss you guys)

Tortitudo Probo.2598:

IRON doing their forum thing again? These topics never change…

Myself and Star dont make up for IRON, but yes were always on the Forums

zhonnika.1784:

Hmmmm. Interesting looking score since last night. We’ll see what BG can pull off with their horde of new Russians. I’ve got a bowl of popcorn ready.

(miss you guys)

ZD’s are a incredible guild and will have a massive impact on BG.

Shifty.4985:

Tortitudo Probo.2598:

IRON doing their forum thing again? These topics never change…

Myself and Star dont make up for IRON, but yes were always on the Forums

Its kind of like the video that was linked a while back Shifty, 5 tags = the whole guild in WvW, so me and you = the whole guild on the forums.

one thing iron never does is complain about queues. We have our resident public relations troll starscream that winds you little kiddies up so much that you all want to kill us in game which means more fights for us . One day some of you might get it .

celeron.3469:

spanky.4630:

one thing iron never does is complain about queues. We have our resident public relations troll starscream that winds you little kiddies up so much that you all want to kill us in game which means more fights for us . One day some of you might get it .

You guys got pretty wound up about oPP. Maybe one day you will get it as well.

The oPP thing started over one of your guys being on our server and in WvW. I asked why he was here, got a troll reply so trolled in kind. Would make a comment about one day you will get it, but its been used twice already.

/bow to ZDs an amazing guild!

Our nightmare gone … good luck to your opponents.

Starscream.7803:

Star is not the whole of IRON, and yeah i seen some one say 10 guys, so thought a 10 v 10 would be nice. Recall your spies from SoR and maybe you can get more people on at one time?

That would be a crippling blow to our spy network. Who would BG rely on in such trying times, then?

Jay. Tree HQ has been compromised. Moving to the Bat-Cave and re-linking with the Eye in the Sky. Tweet Tweet and Captain Teabag are preparing the explosives. Be careful, A healy guard stationed on the keep wall for the last 48 hours just tried to kill me with a catapult.

This message will self destruct in 4.75 seconds.

Sovereign.1093:

http://youtu.be/Jqody9o-b40

Our brave yet few TC – SEA/OCX players.

Awe Sov – love this video. Keep up the fight

That 6000 points make up last night.
Keep going BG!!!

celeron.3469:

Starscream.7803:

Star is not the whole of IRON, and yeah i seen some one say 10 guys, so thought a 10 v 10 would be nice. Recall your spies from SoR and maybe you can get more people on at one time?

That would be a crippling blow to our spy network. Who would BG rely on in such trying times, then?

I think ZDs we help ease any trying times you have, wait till you see them in action.

Cliques.3947:

Jay. Tree HQ has been compromised. Moving to the Bat-Cave and re-linking with the Eye in the Sky. Tweet Tweet and Captain Teabag are preparing the explosives. Be careful, A healy guard stationed on the keep wall for the last 48 hours just tried to kill me with a catapult.

This message will self destruct in 4.75 seconds.

Affirmative. We have reports of small man SoR sentries between point C and D, estimated size 25-30. Be advised.

celeron.3469:

spanky.4630:

one thing iron never does is complain about queues. We have our resident public relations troll starscream that winds you little kiddies up so much that you all want to kill us in game which means more fights for us . One day some of you might get it .

You guys got pretty wound up about oPP. Maybe one day you will get it as well.

my post was aimed at wvw guilds not a 3 man group personally I never heard of you guys .

spanky.4630:

my post was aimed at wvw guilds not a 3 man group personally I never heard of you guys .

oPP OCD squad reports that there is a space between the end of your sentence and the period. This causes the rare occurrence that the period is on the line after the sentence. They request that you remove the space. If you do not comply then they will be forced to take action.

Personal note: Please comply.

Message received Jay. Re-routing dispatch runner Moon Unit. We can’t let the super secret Glibbus spec documents fall into Zergling hands!

Burn this note when done reading.

celeron.3469:

Personal note: Please comply.

The Cake Has Been Baked. I repeat.. The Cake Has Been Baked.
The Man Has Smiled. I repeat.. The Man Has Smiled.

Charlie 1 reports immediate engagement with contacts. They appear to be mindless PvPPTers. Be advised containment has been breached. Levels of fail reaching critical mass. Reports show they do not even fight other players unless they are in zerg form. Individually they are slow, and somewhat stupid – but together, they form some kind of super blob. Though at an individual level they are weak, together they continue to remain weak – there’s just so many of them! Reports just in! Bravo 7 (a 2 man squad) just trapped about seventeen of them in a tower. They are all spamming /laugh for some reason. We’re hoping to catch one alive so we may better understand their alien psychology.

Ethurian.3751:

Reports just in! Bravo 7 (a 2 man squad) just trapped about seventeen of them in a tower. They are all spamming /laugh for some reason. We’re hoping to catch one alive so we may better understand their alien psychology.

This part made me chuckle.

Ethurian.3751:

celeron.3469:

Personal note: Please comply.

The Cake Has Been Baked. I repeat.. The Cake Has Been Baked.
The Man Has Smiled. I repeat.. The Man Has Smiled.

Charlie 1 reports immediate engagement with contacts. They appear to be mindless PvPPTers. Be advised containment has been breached. Levels of fail reaching critical mass. Reports show they do not even fight other players unless they are in zerg form. Individually they are slow, and somewhat stupid – but together, they form some kind of super blob. Though at an individual level they are weak, together they continue to remain weak – there’s just so many of them! Reports just in! Bravo 7 (a 2 man squad) just trapped about seventeen of them in a tower. They are all spamming /laugh for some reason. We’re hoping to catch one alive so we may better understand their alien psychology.

I think this is a SoR report of BG players. Your spy network got our documents ><

The smiling man has sliced the cake… I repeat, the smiling man has sliced the cake.

Reports are rolling in. They have given up and Captain Teabag is in the middle of his usual victory celebrations. Tweet Tweet saved Tree HQ and captured the wall hugging healy guard. So far test by The Doc have yielded little results. He says the brain is quite small. We may need another prisoner.

Keep this one for your records.

Starscream.7803:

I think this is a SoR report of BG players. Your spy network got our documents ><

Sorry Sir but I don’t have permission to give out the names of the individuals our network has observed. Maybe you’ll be able to check Wikileaks in a few years. It’ll be under the IRON section. OH SSSH—— OH DARN, YOU SNEAKY Decepticon! You got me to tell!!! ERrrrrr! You!!!!!!! I’m telling Megätron on you!

The 2v1 against the weakest server on EB just now was soooo cruel. It may win games, but I don’t condone it. Credits to TC for at least holding Overlook.

Ethurian.3751:

Starscream.7803:

I think this is a SoR report of BG players. Your spy network got our documents ><

Sorry Sir but I don’t have permission to give out the names of the individuals our network has observed. Maybe you’ll be able to check Wikileaks in a few years. It’ll be under the IRON section. OH SSSH—— OH DARN, YOU SNEAKY Decepticon! You got me to tell!!! ERrrrrr! You!!!!!!! I’m telling Megätron on you!

Nice that we are important enough to have our own section. After reading this post i suggested doing the same for oPP, but as spanky already said, no one knew who they was so we decided to concentrate on the guilds who matter as per usual.

having to result to making jokes about a persons name? scraping the bottom of the barrel a bit. Then again you are joining in with the oPP troll so you are used to that. Waiting for the oPP guys to post something relevant, i may be here a while.

Final reports in. Gonna log this as a complete victory. Called in all agents for the day. Sir Eth I will meet you at the guild bar in a bit for Cigars and 30 year old scotch.

/explosion

Starscream.7803:

scraping the bottom of the barrel a bit.

It was deemed as a necessary evil considering we were dealing with the originality level of an eight to ten year old. Enjoy your PvPPT, here’s an apple juice box.

MrBowzer.2380:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fw6g-Pb6TYU

Posting it AGAIN? Clearly from the comment section you have a problem with criticism. And SoR and TC would never team up. Never officially at least. Lots of bad blood from the early days of T2, you know.

Smokee.1754:

Reading about 3+ hour queues on JQ, makes me happy that BG didnt stack before the league, leaving us 4 out of 5 timezones without a queue on atleast one map, even with all the pve achievement hunters.

Now enjoy your 3 weeks of nothing to fight JQ :-)

Thanks for the fights this week SoR. Cant wait for a lagfree fight against you next week.

Ps. Please recruit more EU guilds JQ :-(

Just thought I’d drop this here after ZDs was brought to BG.

Ethurian.3751:

Starscream.7803:

scraping the bottom of the barrel a bit.

It was deemed as a necessary evil considering we were dealing with the originality level of an eight to ten year old. Enjoy your PvPPT, here’s an apple juice box.

Thats a funny way to refer to your oPP mates, but have to say i agree with your assesment. I see you are one of those players who worries about PPT as well? wierd you are jumping in with the roamer crowd.

spanky.4630:

my post was aimed at wvw guilds not a 3 man group personally I never heard of you guys .

It’s all good, we’ve never heard of you either

Jeydra.4386:

The 2v1 against the weakest server on EB just now was soooo cruel. It may win games, but I don’t condone it. Credits to TC for at least holding Overlook.

Its been happening on all maps all week. SoR is just playing normally being the big dog, and BG is just playing the bully. Instead of attacking the tougher target when there is a CLEAR opportunity to hit their holdings, they hit something else TC owns. Its been going on in TCBL all week. SoR hits garrison, and BG takes the time to attack a north tower instead of hitting briar or bay.

I guess people go to T1 for the competitive and fun fights, and not easy wins right…. right? I’ll give it until tomorrow for BG to give up trying for first and just focusing on holding TCBL. They’ve done it in the last 3-4 matchups we’ve had with them, why should this be any different.

Starscream.7803:

wierd you are jumping in with the roamer crowd.

It sure is weird right? That every single retort you make is a “Na-Uh You Are!” Again I stand firmly by my previous posting regarding originality-level age-ranges. Especially when dealing with someone as intellectually stimulating as drying paint.

You’ll eventually find yourself alone – your blob too far away from you, your guild mates too busy killing an NPC to assist you, as the darkness surrounds you. That is when we shall come. We’re the ghosts in the attic. The whisper in the cellar. We’re waiting for you, and your PVE skills. You’ll make excuses of course – my build, my gear, but it won’t matter – your juicy bag of loot containing the game’s estimation of your worth, twenty seven copper and a white level eighty axe, will be ours.

Nuked.2360:

Smokee.1754:

Reading about 3+ hour queues on JQ, makes me happy that BG didnt stack before the league, leaving us 4 out of 5 timezones without a queue on atleast one map, even with all the pve achievement hunters.

Now enjoy your 3 weeks of nothing to fight JQ :-)

Thanks for the fights this week SoR. Cant wait for a lagfree fight against you next week.

Ps. Please recruit more EU guilds JQ :-(

Just thought I’d drop this here after ZDs was brought to BG.

LOL I cracked up at that.

Also sup BG and SoR. PRAISE JEDSUS!

Nuked.2360:

Smokee.1754:

Reading about 3+ hour queues on JQ, makes me happy that BG didnt stack before the league, leaving us 4 out of 5 timezones without a queue on atleast one map, even with all the pve achievement hunters.

Now enjoy your 3 weeks of nothing to fight JQ :-)

Thanks for the fights this week SoR. Cant wait for a lagfree fight against you next week.

Ps. Please recruit more EU guilds JQ :-(

Just thought I’d drop this here after ZDs was brought to BG.

Boooy did you choose the wrong guy to quote , LOL! (Why is in bold above)

Lord Eth. I will need your pro sniper skillz soon. You’ll be escorting some agents to a far ocean to contact The lost Pirate Commander of the Tarnished Coast. We’ll need his ships for a crushing double team on the flanks of the Rallians later in the week!

Ethurian.3751:

Starscream.7803:

wierd you are jumping in with the roamer crowd.

It sure is weird right? That every single retort you make is a “Na-Uh You Are!” Again I stand firmly by my previous posting regarding originality-level age-ranges. Especially when dealing with someone as intellectually stimulating as drying paint.

You’ll eventually find yourself alone – your blob too far away from you, your guild mates too busy killing an NPC to assist you, as the darkness surrounds you. That is when we shall come. We’re the ghosts in the attic. The whisper in the cellar. We’re waiting for you, and your PVE skills. You’ll make excuses of course – my build, my gear, but it won’t matter – your juicy bag of loot containing the game’s estimation of your worth, twenty seven copper and a white level eighty axe, will be ours.

Well you set the standard with the name reference, and now a typo? You are hardly in a position to comment on originality and age.

I already stated I have been ganked by oPP earlier in the thread (try to keep up) and I never QQ about it. I also went over the roaming vs zerg discussion in a non trolling way with a member of oPP. Loving the role play, it makes me wonder if you are on TC?

Lets finish off with the loot bag comment, yeah if i get caught alone I will be a loot bag for you. thats fine with me as I get loads with my guild. So keep chasing that one bag while I farm loads in the big boy fights.

Nickthemoonwolf.1485:

Jeydra.4386:

The 2v1 against the weakest server on EB just now was soooo cruel. It may win games, but I don’t condone it. Credits to TC for at least holding Overlook.

Its been happening on all maps all week. SoR is just playing normally being the big dog, and BG is just playing the bully. Instead of attacking the tougher target when there is a CLEAR opportunity to hit their holdings, they hit something else TC owns. Its been going on in TCBL all week. SoR hits garrison, and BG takes the time to attack a north tower instead of hitting briar or bay.

I guess people go to T1 for the competitive and fun fights, and not easy wins right…. right? I’ll give it until tomorrow for BG to give up trying for first and just focusing on holding TCBL. They’ve done it in the last 3-4 matchups we’ve had with them, why should this be any different.

Admittedly there are two grand strategies to apply: either hit the strongest competitor, or prey on the weakest server. But the latter strategy is very cruel. Yes it adds to PPT, but it’s still heartless. When I mentioned in map chat about how cruel we were being, my teammates were like “don’t pity TC, they deserve it”. What did you guys do to BG anyway?

Nuked.2360:

Just thought I’d drop this here after ZDs was brought to BG.

I doubt Smokee knew about it to be honest. I know it totally caught me by surprise.

Liquid.9672:

Nuked.2360:

Just thought I’d drop this here after ZDs was brought to BG.

I doubt Smokee know about it to be honest. I know it totally caught me by surprise.

Smokee probably hates it, he enjoys the eu coverage just EU on JQ is slacking

Liquid.9672:

Nuked.2360:

Just thought I’d drop this here after ZDs was brought to BG.

I doubt Smokee know about it to be honest. I know it totally caught me by surprise.

I dont think ZD’s would have been bought in all fairness, they kind of do what they like.

@ ZD’s thank you for the fight in bay. That is how WvW fights should be.

Starscream.7803:

Lets finish off with the loot bag comment, yeah if i get caught alone I will be a loot bag for you. thats fine with me as I get loads with my guild. So keep chasing that one bag while I farm loads in the big boy fights.

I didn’t realize getting carried was something to brag about. Is this common within IRON?

Jeydra.4386:

Nickthemoonwolf.1485:

Jeydra.4386:

The 2v1 against the weakest server on EB just now was soooo cruel. It may win games, but I don’t condone it. Credits to TC for at least holding Overlook.

Its been happening on all maps all week. SoR is just playing normally being the big dog, and BG is just playing the bully. Instead of attacking the tougher target when there is a CLEAR opportunity to hit their holdings, they hit something else TC owns. Its been going on in TCBL all week. SoR hits garrison, and BG takes the time to attack a north tower instead of hitting briar or bay.

I guess people go to T1 for the competitive and fun fights, and not easy wins right…. right? I’ll give it until tomorrow for BG to give up trying for first and just focusing on holding TCBL. They’ve done it in the last 3-4 matchups we’ve had with them, why should this be any different.

Admittedly there are two grand strategies to apply: either hit the strongest competitor, or prey on the weakest server. But the latter strategy is very cruel. Yes it adds to PPT, but it’s still heartless. When I mentioned in map chat about how cruel we were being, my teammates were like “don’t pity TC, they deserve it”. What did you guys do to BG anyway?

We play on oprotunity to take stuff. Its about the most we can do in a matchup like this, because we really cant force our way through map blobs. My guess is they were upset about us taking a tower or something.

celeron.3469:

Starscream.7803:

Lets finish off with the loot bag comment, yeah if i get caught alone I will be a loot bag for you. thats fine with me as I get loads with my guild. So keep chasing that one bag while I farm loads in the big boy fights.

I didn’t realize getting carried was something to brag about. Is this common within IRON?

yes. /lol15stuffwhatever