Guild Wars 2

(tune of Battle Hymn of the Republic)

You’re going home to Yak’s Bend in a EB bodybag…
You’re going home to Yak’s Bend in a EB bodybag…
You’re going home to Yak’s Bend in a EB bodybag…
Ehmry MARCHES ON!!!

Glory, glory to Ehmry
Glory, glory to Ehmry,
Glory, glory to Ehmry,
And BEEP THE YAK SCUM!

Song / Chant
THis ones for you Ehmry Bay we all love you more than you will every know,
We will fight for you because there is no place we rather be than on Ehmry Bay
La La – LaLaLa – La – La – LaLaLa

lol I got trolled hard by Anet with that past should have seen it coming. kitten and the kitten should be replaced in my chant chant chant post

Archer.1658:

No impressive roamers yet from either servers..but I guess that’s reset night for ya.

As of 6/15/2013 7:30-8:30 pm CST

Killed:

2 Mesmers
1 Warrior
1 Guardian

All from (GF) on YBBL part of the same hit squad roaming aound.

Only one that was GOOD at dueling was a Dual Dagger Thief (Hit like a truck) and we never killed each other.

Sorry Taubii, just had to put this out there. Promise this will be the end of it

IDK that we to big on roamers mostly 5+ groups of people when ever you tend to run into anyone on EB

I don’t often post in here because most of these threads are pointless kitten stroking but I want to put a shout out to FTF/FTFs.

Was just dealing with you guys on YBBL for the last couple of hours and I have to say, you are the single most tactically proficient guild I’ve seen in the last 5 months. You’ve got excellent tactics and execution and I think the only reason we held onto our wp’s is through sheer determination, fast adaptation and a good helping of luck thrown in.

I really look forward to seeing more of you and hope you keep coming to YBBL during the EST-PST prime time.

Fluffy McSnugglekin
Commander [WAR]

My humble apologies to the three Yaks at about 8:30 am (cst) this morning just west of our south camp. I know I scared you. Have no fears though, I was only at play. My daily defender was done already, so I was just seeing how many times I could drop you guys down one at a time (the ranger I believe had one more drop before insta-kill if my count was accurate, if the “death penalty” rules still apply in WvW). Great pull together as a team there at the end though, after about four minutes or so of great 1v3 action you finally got me. =D

why you EBayers gotta do me like that on South of SM just now.. wasnt very nice of you to sammich me and my 3 guys with me.. that was a large zerg to bring to us

Splifferton.9874:

why you EBayers gotta do me like that on South of SM just now.. wasnt very nice of you to sammich me and my 3 guys with me.. that was a large zerg to bring to us

Should’ve… fortified your defenses?

>.>

<.<

Yeeeeeeah…

Solo roam a lot myself. So I’m pretty used to getting zerged. Makes it more satisfying though even when beset upon by three or more times your number, you STILL manage to kill one or two of them. Dunno about you but if I were that zerg, that would make me feel bad, lol.

Shadowskill.9852:

Archer.1658:

No impressive roamers yet from either servers..but I guess that’s reset night for ya.

As of 6/15/2013 7:30-8:30 pm CST

Killed:

2 Mesmers
1 Warrior
1 Guardian

All from (GF) on YBBL part of the same hit squad roaming aound.

Only one that was GOOD at dueling was a Dual Dagger Thief (Hit like a truck) and we never killed each other.

Sorry Taubii, just had to put this out there. Promise this will be the end of it

Forget it, you bore me. I’ll just have to find you in the open field.

Archer.1658:

Shadowskill.9852:

Archer.1658:

No impressive roamers yet from either servers..but I guess that’s reset night for ya.

As of 6/15/2013 7:30-8:30 pm CST

Killed:

2 Mesmers
1 Warrior
1 Guardian

All from (GF) on YBBL part of the same hit squad roaming aound.

Only one that was GOOD at dueling was a Dual Dagger Thief (Hit like a truck) and we never killed each other.

Sorry Taubii, just had to put this out there. Promise this will be the end of it

Forget it, you bore me. I’ll just have to find you in the open field.

Is this some kinda joke?
edit: video removed …..Different mesmer

Shadowskill.9852:

Archer.1658:

Shadowskill.9852:

Archer.1658:

No impressive roamers yet from either servers..but I guess that’s reset night for ya.

As of 6/15/2013 7:30-8:30 pm CST

Killed:

2 Mesmers
1 Warrior
1 Guardian

All from (GF) on YBBL part of the same hit squad roaming aound.

Only one that was GOOD at dueling was a Dual Dagger Thief (Hit like a truck) and we never killed each other.

Sorry Taubii, just had to put this out there. Promise this will be the end of it

Forget it, you bore me. I’ll just have to find you in the open field.

Is this some kinda joke?

http://youtu.be/aOCdshWLI6A

Oh so you are on then, then please indulge me in a duel. Waiting @ windmill in YB, please show up or I will assume you are forfeiting.

What a joke, guy doesn’t even show up.

edit: he came and got smashed.

Archer.1658:

What a joke, guy doesn’t even show up.

edit: he came and got smashed.

Got smashed? It was a good duel and you got me yes……but smashed? No

I give you props though. Your by far the best mesmer I’ve dueled. Learned alot from it.

Hope we can do it again.

Shadowskill.9852:

Archer.1658:

What a joke, guy doesn’t even show up.

edit: he came and got smashed.

Got smashed? It was a good duel and you got me yes……but smashed? No

I give you props though. Your by far the best mesmer I’ve dueled. Learned alot from it.

Hope we can do it again.

So you talked and failed to back it up.

Good to know

Jinks.2057:

Shadowskill.9852:

Archer.1658:

What a joke, guy doesn’t even show up.

edit: he came and got smashed.

Got smashed? It was a good duel and you got me yes……but smashed? No

I give you props though. Your by far the best mesmer I’ve dueled. Learned alot from it.

Hope we can do it again.

So you talked and failed to back it up.

Good to know

Wait…..who talked what? He challenged me and I excepted. Thtas it.

And for the record, the guy beat me regardless. Just dont think i got smashed.

Now against that S/D Thief from the same guild. There I got smashed…….hard

Jinks.2057:

Shadowskill.9852:

Archer.1658:

What a joke, guy doesn’t even show up.

edit: he came and got smashed.

Got smashed? It was a good duel and you got me yes……but smashed? No

I give you props though. Your by far the best mesmer I’ve dueled. Learned alot from it.

Hope we can do it again.

So you talked and failed to back it up.

Good to know

At ease folks, at ease… >.>

The fellow was true to his word in showing up, admitted defeat afterward, and in doing so even went so far as to compliment our Cookie in the process.

Hatchet = buried.

If by buried, you mean in someone’s skull, then maybe.

Faux Sheaux.6179:

If by buried, you mean in someone’s skull, then maybe.

You people = hopeless…

XD

Shadowskill.9852:

Jinks.2057:

Shadowskill.9852:

Archer.1658:

What a joke, guy doesn’t even show up.

edit: he came and got smashed.

Got smashed? It was a good duel and you got me yes……but smashed? No

I give you props though. Your by far the best mesmer I’ve dueled. Learned alot from it.

Hope we can do it again.

So you talked and failed to back it up.

Good to know

Wait…..who talked what? He challenged me and I excepted. Thtas it.

And for the record, the guy beat me regardless. Just dont think i got smashed.

Now against that S/D Thief from the same guild. There I got smashed…….hard

So you got crushed by cookies and xeviel…..also couldnt kill xan

Need to l2p

CHIPS.6018:

alcopaul.2156:

Ajax Blue in deeper E-bayer territories.

I still can’t believe that guy actually returned to Kaineng.

WM, RISE, Meow, XF, CO and RE have bailed and in return we get back the greatest player in the game, the prodigal son of Kaineng, the loyal defender of the dispossessed and demoralized. Prolly he read your thread linked in your signature, CHIPS and actually moved by it. In low and sad times like this, when all your army have switched side, all you need is a companion, someone to stand by, fight or even talk to. and that dude fills that shoe. He’s got the kindness to put a tag on and solo cap the towers and camps. I actually tried to follow him along with some others and he shooed us away, telling us to spread and man different towers to defend and not follow him like as if we’re little ducklings because he’s not our mother duck.

kittenz got real in K-town yo.

Lololol.

Kaineng guild United Korea, you guys belong on EBay… Just saying. :P

Khayoss.2019:

Kaineng guild United Korea, you guys belong on EBay… Just saying. :P

No absolutely kittening not.

Ebay ain’t no bandwagon server…keep your PvD arses off my server

Jinks.2057:

Khayoss.2019:

Kaineng guild United Korea, you guys belong on EBay… Just saying. :P

No absolutely kittening not.

Ebay ain’t no bandwagon server…keep your PvD arses off my server

this guy is funny.. runs around like the mouth of ebay.. doesn’t have a sig.. no name/guild tag.. who are you?? you flame people who admit to losing a duel.. you act like the spokesman of an entire server.. id bet they don’t even like you..

Ebay has some great players, only let down by a few forum warriors. Luckily Menorah shows that not everyone’s like that. Please don’t rise to the bait.

Lulz… You Kaineng guys are a silly lot…

Khayoss.2019:

Kaineng guild United Korea, you guys belong on EBay… Just saying. :P

Say Whaaa?
But we like [HIS]/[KOR]. They’re nice people who kick lotsa bum bums

Jinks.2057:

Shadowskill.9852:

Jinks.2057:

Shadowskill.9852:

Archer.1658:

What a joke, guy doesn’t even show up.

edit: he came and got smashed.

Got smashed? It was a good duel and you got me yes……but smashed? No

I give you props though. Your by far the best mesmer I’ve dueled. Learned alot from it.

Hope we can do it again.

So you talked and failed to back it up.

Good to know

Wait…..who talked what? He challenged me and I excepted. Thtas it.

And for the record, the guy beat me regardless. Just dont think i got smashed.

Now against that S/D Thief from the same guild. There I got smashed…….hard

So you got crushed by cookies and xeviel…..also couldnt kill xan

Need to l2p

Who currs gw2 isnt even setup for true balanced 1v1 anyway. its just fun, nothing else.

CrassBippy.4619:

Jinks.2057:

Shadowskill.9852:

Jinks.2057:

Shadowskill.9852:

Archer.1658:

What a joke, guy doesn’t even show up.

edit: he came and got smashed.

Got smashed? It was a good duel and you got me yes……but smashed? No

I give you props though. Your by far the best mesmer I’ve dueled. Learned alot from it.

Hope we can do it again.

So you talked and failed to back it up.

Good to know

Wait…..who talked what? He challenged me and I excepted. Thtas it.

And for the record, the guy beat me regardless. Just dont think i got smashed.

Now against that S/D Thief from the same guild. There I got smashed…….hard

So you got crushed by cookies and xeviel…..also couldnt kill xan

Need to l2p

Who currs gw2 isnt even setup for true balanced 1v1 anyway. its just fun, nothing else.

I agree with this 100%.. so far I have loved this matchup just as much as I loved the CD matchup’s the last 2 weeks.. good fights lots of people to kill.. Ebay has been a bunch of really great people so far.. just a few bad eggs.. but what server doesn’t have those…

That’s a given. No need for redundancy :P

Kaineng do not have the lead after the weekend. And based on past history, Kaineng always loses points during the weekdays. So I think it is safe to say that we are eventually tier 5 bound (rank 13 or below, since EB is rank 12).

Enjoy our last week at tier 3 folks.

Looking to start a fight club behind south camp in Kaineng borderlands. Ebay has people who want to duel if anyone from Kaineng/Yaks are interested.

alcopaul.2156:

CHIPS.6018:

alcopaul.2156:

Ajax Blue in deeper E-bayer territories.

I still can’t believe that guy actually returned to Kaineng.

WM, RISE, Meow, XF, CO and RE

Lose? You never really had them seeing you guys were a bandwagon server.

Love this thread. Although it should be called Kain/Yaks/Cookies.
I’ve dueled Cookies plus many other GFs. But she isn’t immortal. She started a brawl because our ranger beat her 6 times in a row at fight club.

AlfieStowers.4219:

Love this thread. Although it should be called Kain/Yaks/Cookies.
I’ve dueled Cookies plus many other GFs. But she isn’t immortal. She started a brawl because our ranger beat her 6 times in a row at fight club.

Sorry to disappoint but I was running a team spec, then I switched to my “roamer” and destroyed everyone there. Only person worthy of dueling on maguuma is tzasari, he’s really good.

Explains why I rolled you. But you beat me too so meh. but You were a sore and couldn’t handle defeat to our ranger either by trying to fight him everytime he downed you. Nice team spec btw… Shatter build. Again.. Lol dw we wiped you the second fight club when I was repping OG and numbers were more even that time.

AlfieStowers.4219:

Explains why I rolled you. But you beat me too so meh. but You were a sore and couldn’t handle defeat to our ranger either by trying to fight him everytime he downed you. Nice team spec btw… Shatter build. Again.. Lol dw we wiped you the second fight club when I was repping OG and numbers were more even that time.

Rolled me? You’re playing BM regen build and I bet you think you’re “pro”. I honestly couldn’t careless, I was trying to win on my team spec (built for ripping boons off, yes a version of shatter though). Oh you mean when you zerged 5 of us, dam you got me! Good game Maguuma, still mad when you got facerolled. Go back to losing your matchup please.

Im just gonna leave this here:

Is late Sunday and Ebay is some how still in the lead.

My my my how hath the zerg servers fallen…

ps. Good to see Ebayers destroying the “pro” ppl with ease

I’m gonna pop some Yaks
Only got 20 golems in my pocket
I’m huntin’
Lookin for some Kaineng
This is kittening awesome

CrassBippy.4619:

anyone know who this guy is? teleport hacking around EB this morning. need a name so I can submit it to anet

Yeah, unfortunately only seen that guild a handful times of times ever. =/

Archer.1658:

Faux Sheaux.6179:

Evilzara.6378:

Faux Sheaux.6179:

Good luck (not sarcasm). I’ve only seen the tag a few times ever.

That’s like the 5th time you changed your signature this matchup.

I can’t figure out what I want and don’t want on it.

I can

Menorah[GH] – PvE Carebear/Forum Carebear extraordinaire.

I like the fact that he actually did it, lol. What a good sport.

What can we say, Cookie? It takes several of us just to balance out your epic “rustling” around here. You’re just that good.

I have infiltrated the holy ground that is the Yaks VOIP and I come to you Ehmry with their strategy for success. You best be prepared as all foes will surely crumble under its brilliance. Starting Monday, Yaks Bend will come out to WvW with….moar people.

Gorefiend.9675:

I have infiltrated the holy ground that is the Yaks VOIP and I come to you Ehmry with their strategy for success. You best be prepared as all foes will surely crumble under its brilliance. Starting Monday, Yaks Bend will come out to WvW with….moar people.

Oh kitten! Can we counter that? That’s like…Tier 1 tactics.

Alibis.4079:

Gorefiend.9675:

I have infiltrated the holy ground that is the Yaks VOIP and I come to you Ehmry with their strategy for success. You best be prepared as all foes will surely crumble under its brilliance. Starting Monday, Yaks Bend will come out to WvW with….moar people.

Oh kitten! Can we counter that? That’s like…Tier 1 tactics.

Wrong that’s T1-3 tactics!!!

If this fails expect recruitment threads

Yaks always have less people during the weekdays, far more than a typical server split, about as sure as the sun coming up for our history.

Surprised the PVE content hasn’t hit harder actually.

Aww man, great fights tonight. Against Kaineng zergs led by CNB, we held hills for like 8 hours (you guys lost a kitten load of trebs lol). And then great fights in our ybbl garrison. Was a close one!

Closest matchup we’ve had in months

Faux Sheaux.6179:

Closest matchup we’ve had in months

The last couple of weeks have been the same for us. A lot of fun (despite losing).

YB, Ebay, Kain, CD, and Mags (probably strongest of the 5) are all quite balanced, and make for great matchups. I haven’t seen the servers in the next tier down in forever, so not sure about them.

Pity those getting bumped up. A nice reward for winning the tier… and/or RNG, however it works these days.

BP puts up the best fight of the servers below us, but it’s still a blowout. They’re losing a large guild though, so not sure how that’ll effect them.

Nah, you want a good fight, you’ll want to hope for those you listed. Not sure how SoS fits into the equation, but it looks like the other wildcard server SBI is down and out.

Congrats ebay, you guys are doing great. Curious, is War Machine still in Kaineng?

Now, I’m just one of the plebs that follows the blue dorito, but I was hoping for some clarification on the grand strategy for this week. Are we sticking with the ‘Kain & Yaks bash each other while ignoring the third servers borderland’ approach? The only reason I’m asking is that it didn’t seem to be all that effective in our two previous matches against CD.