Guild Wars 2

aww poor little walking loot upset lol.

you guys have so little skill. it actually makes sense to me why you just forum war.

Downskee.2650:

Bald Pink Female Sylvari
pls watch

Jeez, what is it with purplish sylvari engineers with a pink glow?

hahaha El, you run build i wanted to make for a while now

what weapons do you run? d/d?

edit: ah nvm you run p/p build; i want to make one for d/d with perplexity runes but 6th bonus would be hard to utilize with it

So..

Thanks for the ‘fights’ [BAGS]

Loken.9724:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1D8H1WM70XA

So..

Thanks for the ‘fights’ [BAGS]

that’s not a lot of BAGs there but nice xD

Loken.9724:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1D8H1WM70XA

So..

Thanks for the ‘fights’ [BAGS]

If you count that first fight as a win when our thief clearly stopped attacking, then your a kittening idiot.

LoL

ah, excuse 8.

Please find more.

I’d have more footage, however your players refused to fight anymore after losing to the necro. I get it. I really do.

You are used to being able to bully kids around down here. You are used to people fearing your little guild tag. I know, i’m sorry we have to come here and do this to you. Everyone gets a wake-up call at some point I guess. Don’t worry child. [SIC] is done for the week in WvW anyways.

You are free now. You don’t have to keep respawning and running back to quickly give us bags for half an hour (thanks btw)

NSP, you got some solid roamers.

TE you guys are tough.

KT sad we didn’t get to see you again this week was a ton of fun clashing on reset non-stop

Loken.9724:

LoL

ah, excuse 8.

Please find more.

Excuse 8? Look at the video yourself.
Your just like the rest of IoJ, talk kitten but then wont GvG us. Your guild fits in perfectly.

As predictable as this thread has been so far, it’s so much better than the circlejerk thread we had last week.

everyone shut up and watch the fireworks video again.

Banzie.5248:

Who else can’t wait for the SBI vs. Mag match up? WHOS FORUM WARRIORS ARE BETTER!

What are you talking about.

SBI’s trolls are barely average. A kittened off Bird song could do better.

See how loken easily hurted their feelings.

#SadPandas

Downskee.2650:

Bald Pink Female Sylvari
pls watch

BEST ENGI IN DA WORLD

TeamBattleAxe.3901:

Flerch.4817:

Tonight, in another episode of XOXO PVDoor (someone should probably buy me a commander tag, I’m really good at it):

ty for the excellent tips on proper treb placement. I can help my team take our towers back from DH now.

In return, please accept this thief instructional video on unarmed combat and use it to guide XOXO to many victories!

http://youtu.be/1z-d9vGO52E

-El Taquito Bandito, Best Fireworks Thief NA

Hmm, “Exploding with joy thief build” seems accurate for a build name :P. Stop hijacking our threads and come to SBI already bb. You know you wants to ;o

Loken.9724:

I’d have more footage, however your players refused to fight anymore after losing to the necro. I get it. I really do.

You are used to being able to bully kids around down here. You are used to people fearing your little guild tag. I know, i’m sorry we have to come here and do this to you. Everyone gets a wake-up call at some point I guess. Don’t worry child. [SIC] is done for the week in WvW anyways.

You are free now. You don’t have to keep respawning and running back to quickly give us bags for half an hour (thanks btw)

NSP, you got some solid roamers.

TE you guys are tough.

KT sad we didn’t get to see you again this week was a ton of fun clashing on reset non-stop

Hey brother, you are and always have been garbage and this guild is no less garbage than the others. You refuse to 10v10 due to an enormous lack of skill and instead post a video of a thief v ele 1v1. You are scared and deflect every meaningful challenge. Keep being a coward, it’s expected at this point.

helo does anyone want to do 5v5?

this is my composition

Downskee.2650:

this is my composition

thx good fights

hi this is my new friend

Rob.7624:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

OH MY GAWD YOU HAVE THIS GUY ON YOUR SERVER?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

OH MY I HAVENT LAUGHED THIS HARD SINCE RONNY RAYGUN

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THATS GOOD STUFF RIGHT THERE!!!

first 1v20 ive encountered, I nearly broke a sweat but I didnt because xoxo are baddies

Never even heard of [Kiwi] before, but please l2p.
Running from one of our uplvld at spawn is too funny.

This thread was pretty friendly until the end. SMASH ALL THE THINGS!

Downskee.2650:

first 1v20 ive encountered, I nearly broke a sweat but I didnt because xoxo are baddies

lol throw rock.

And ty Taquito for the entertainment!

grab, only post once, the errors are normal, have to renavigate to the matchup page to show after one post

Last one for the week! Don’t miss out!

I played this song a few times this morning while abusing some baddie Sbi zergs.

Quite a gOod clip!

OBS® song of the day!

Downskee.2650:

first 1v20 ive encountered, I nearly broke a sweat but I didnt because xoxo are baddies

I like the name of the jpg.

Downskee.2650:

first 1v20 ive encountered, I nearly broke a sweat but I didnt because xoxo are baddies

I feel like I’m playing “Where’s Waldo” looking for the real corps here. Every single one looks like it was cut/pasted in with MS Paint. And where is the XOXO tag?

Op: I’ll look and see if I can find you a good copy of Photoshop or something better.

BlazeQ.1095:

Op: I’ll look and see if I can find you a good copy of Photoshop or something better.

im not allowed to run any programs others than ms paint when creating my abstract art. my anti virus bans me from my computer if i do

Cynz.9437:

hahaha El, you run build i wanted to make for a while now

what weapons do you run? d/d?

edit: ah nvm you run p/p build; i want to make one for d/d with perplexity runes but 6th bonus would be hard to utilize with it

Weapons? None at the moment. I’m using perplexity runes, so weapons are not needed. But normally I run a P/P power build.

Lol all this kitten talk between [SIC] and [DDLG]/[Bags] they offered you a 15v15 which you tucked tail and ran from the fact that you couldn’t pick up 5 more decent players out of those 2 guilds speaks for itself keep talking trash and not be able to back it up at least I guess it makes for a better match up thread. I’m sure that if [SIC] offered the a 15 vs as many as they could bring they would have brought the whole team.

HippoLogic.2519:

Lol all this kitten talk between [SIC] and [DDLG]/[Bags] they offered you a 15v15 which you tucked tail and ran from the fact that you couldn’t pick up 5 more decent players out of those 2 guilds speaks for itself keep talking trash and not be able to back it up at least I guess it makes for a better match up thread. I’m sure that if [SIC] offered the a 15 vs as many as they could bring they would have brought the whole team.

True, but at the same time, what’s wrong with dropping 5 people for the 10v10?

GavinGoodrich.1382:

HippoLogic.2519:

Lol all this kitten talk between [SIC] and [DDLG]/[Bags] they offered you a 15v15 which you tucked tail and ran from the fact that you couldn’t pick up 5 more decent players out of those 2 guilds speaks for itself keep talking trash and not be able to back it up at least I guess it makes for a better match up thread. I’m sure that if [SIC] offered the a 15 vs as many as they could bring they would have brought the whole team.

True, but at the same time, what’s wrong with dropping 5 people for the 10v10?

10v10 is an anomaly of group fights. You can get away with a lot of gimmicks that you couldn’t get away with in a 15v15 or 20v20. Almost none of the major gvg guilds from the euro scene do 10v10.

Orly? like what kinda gimmicks u mean?

I just want to see this fight, can we hurry it up? I have to know who wins.

DDLG/BAGS, if it will help I will start a prize pot for this fight if it happens as a 15v15. I’ll throw in 30 gold… I Just want to see this happen T_T.

bokkieskitten.8023:

I just want to see this fight, can we hurry it up? I have to know who wins.

I saw this movie, Bird Song crashes the party at the end with 40+ golems and kills everyone in the end.

BlazeQ.1095:

bokkieskitten.8023:

I just want to see this fight, can we hurry it up? I have to know who wins.

I saw this movie, Bird Song crashes the party at the end with 40+ golems and kills everyone in the end.

Oh man, this sounds like am amazing movie!

“In a match up, doomed to be unbalanced. Two guilds fight for the right to be called ‘epic’. But little do they know… the haunting melody of….Bird Song.” CUE MUSIC!

Mister Honeybuns, grab the tea! I have the blankets! This show down will be great!

BlazeQ.1095:

bokkieskitten.8023:

I just want to see this fight, can we hurry it up? I have to know who wins.

I saw this movie, Bird Song crashes the party at the end with 40+ golems and kills everyone in the end.

Only 40?

Sororita.3465:

BlazeQ.1095:

bokkieskitten.8023:

I just want to see this fight, can we hurry it up? I have to know who wins.

I saw this movie, Bird Song crashes the party at the end with 40+ golems and kills everyone in the end.

Only 40?

Those are the omegas.

GavinGoodrich.1382:

Orly? like what kinda gimmicks u mean?

With 10 people you can run an uber tank strategy based around 5-6 guardians. You can’t keep the boons off of em long enough to do major damage and they can just outlast anybody when the casters go down. Its a great strategy, but most guilds avoid it as GvG is primarily 15v15 or 20v20, which allows a more balance composition with more pressure being put on the melee train to keep boons off.

GavinGoodrich.1382:

Sororita.3465:

BlazeQ.1095:

bokkieskitten.8023:

I just want to see this fight, can we hurry it up? I have to know who wins.

I saw this movie, Bird Song crashes the party at the end with 40+ golems and kills everyone in the end.

Only 40?

Those are the omegas.

I say we create a new Golem. The Beta Golem. It either 1 hits a keep door it kills all your allies on a map.

Edit: 95% of the time its going to kill your allies, Use only for extreme Measures.

Sororita.3465:

BlazeQ.1095:

bokkieskitten.8023:

I just want to see this fight, can we hurry it up? I have to know who wins.

I saw this movie, Bird Song crashes the party at the end with 40+ golems and kills everyone in the end.

Only 40?

Those are just leftovers from what wasn’t used on GoM in our last match up. Plus he only uses 60+ on Happy Bird Day.

bokkieskitten.8023:

I just want to see this fight, can we hurry it up? I have to know who wins.

I second this. So far the forum war is too close to call, so I can only imagine what the battlefield would look like.

If you guys get a prize pot going, can TE get in on this match up? Maybe we can do some round robin match ups if enough IoJ/NSP groups wanna get in on it. We are a pretty bad guild as most people in this thread point out. We pride ourselves in spawn camping roamers with ballistae. That being said, we are still looking for 15v15 GvG to challenge our abilities and perhaps learn new tactics to better spawn camp NSP roamers, especially those of the kitten variety who post pictures of our guild militia commanders so we can get free PR.

Thanks,
The Twisted Effect team!

Banzie.5248:

GavinGoodrich.1382:

Sororita.3465:

BlazeQ.1095:

bokkieskitten.8023:

I just want to see this fight, can we hurry it up? I have to know who wins.

I saw this movie, Bird Song crashes the party at the end with 40+ golems and kills everyone in the end.

Only 40?

Those are the omegas.

I say we create a new Golem. The Beta Golem. It either 1 hits a keep door it kills all your allies on a map.

Edit: 95% of the time its going to kill your allies, Use only for extreme Measures.

Aren’t you supposed to be in an SBI tower fending off 3 trebs or something?

grabemx.9836:

Banzie.5248:

GavinGoodrich.1382:

Sororita.3465:

BlazeQ.1095:

bokkieskitten.8023:

I just want to see this fight, can we hurry it up? I have to know who wins.

I saw this movie, Bird Song crashes the party at the end with 40+ golems and kills everyone in the end.

Only 40?

Those are the omegas.

I say we create a new Golem. The Beta Golem. It either 1 hits a keep door it kills all your allies on a map.

Edit: 95% of the time its going to kill your allies, Use only for extreme Measures.

Aren’t you supposed to be in an SBI tower fending off 3 trebs or something?

Did that yesterday, They stopped coming to the door for fights. Got super boring after that.

Banzie.5248:

GavinGoodrich.1382:

Sororita.3465:

BlazeQ.1095:

bokkieskitten.8023:

I just want to see this fight, can we hurry it up? I have to know who wins.

I saw this movie, Bird Song crashes the party at the end with 40+ golems and kills everyone in the end.

Only 40?

Those are the omegas.

I say we create a new Golem. The Beta Golem. It either 1 hits a keep door it kills all your allies on a map.

Edit: 95% of the time its going to kill your allies, Use only for extreme Measures.

Already working on it.
Its called the Theta Golem and its composed of 5 Omega golems.

So.

You build 5 Omegas, Pilot them. Stack them up. And a new 6th skill will appear.
All the Omega drivers must press this new 6 skill and the Omegas will morph together to form the Theta golem.
It be the size of a small tower and take 5 pilots to make it fully functional.

The Theta golem looks like the source below.

Rob.7624:

Banzie.5248:

GavinGoodrich.1382:

Sororita.3465:

BlazeQ.1095:

bokkieskitten.8023:

I just want to see this fight, can we hurry it up? I have to know who wins.

I saw this movie, Bird Song crashes the party at the end with 40+ golems and kills everyone in the end.

Only 40?

Those are the omegas.

I say we create a new Golem. The Beta Golem. It either 1 hits a keep door it kills all your allies on a map.

Edit: 95% of the time its going to kill your allies, Use only for extreme Measures.

Already working on it.
Its called the Theta Golem and its composed of 5 Omega golems.

So.

You build 5 Omegas, Pilot them. Stack them up. And a new 6th skill will appear.
All the Omega drivers must press this new 6 skill and the Omegas will morph together to form the Theta golem.
It be the size of a small tower and take 5 pilots to make it fully functional.

The Theta golem looks like the source below.

Oh I was picturing something more like this.

helo this game is boring so i post this screenshot