Guild Wars 2

Server: Gandara [EU]
Guild: The Dark Alliance [TDA]
Website: tda.nu
Contacts: Erebird, Fizzlefry, Climbatize, Tenzor, Lembit
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Do your enemies run screaming away from you yelling for their mommy when they see you ?
Do you care about points and gear and have forgotten how to have fun and think that GW2 is serious business.
Then don’t join us cause you’re obviously way too cool for us.

If on the other hand you are like the rest of the 99.9% population, and are looking for a place to hang out with others, who only are “serious” in WvW and also doing some PvE, then look no further.

The Dark Alliance is open for you.

History.

TDA is old I mean really old. Seriously the creation of the guild is lost in the dark annals of time, created back when men was men and women wore skirts and giggled and… Ok ok TDA was created at some time right after the release of Dark age of Camelot (2001) and there are still some of the old farts from that time hanging around, growing dusty in the cabins where they were placed when they started smelling. Since that dark age, TDA has been known to wet their appetite in multiple games, such as “Banana cooking contest”, “Donkey Kong For ever” and “Farmville” plus other non worthy names such as WoW, WAR, AOC..

Other important stuff. WvW/Social.
We do utilise team speak when in game and if you join us, you might be subject to a brainwash from the various wannabe Justin Bloppers, that from time to time amazes the rest of us with their talent and flair for singing…

If you have been in WvW lately you might have seen those insanely good players that run in tight displinary formation and executes moves and skills that kills twice or three times their numbers…
That was’nt us, well sometimes it is when the leader is not blind, intoxicated or have eaten a Banana Pie or is ME.
We are the Banana colored guild you might hear go HAI <insert name> or you might have met us as we moved headlong into something we probably should’nt have moved into, but the guy leading us dropped his glasses or had a beverage to many so only counted 3 and they all looked like cute little bunnies, and bunnies never killed anybody right right (That’s my excuse…) But we always have fun doing it

The guild is open for any class as long as YOU have fun playing it.

If any of the above strikes a chord in you don’t hesitate, contact us in game (see cluster of banan’s to contact at top) or visit us at tda.nu/forum

Go JOIN the Banana crew: You know you really haven’t played before you have been colored banana.

TL/DR..
H… no I wrote all the above you better read it because I have already forgotten half of it.
To you that think the first line fit, pssst whisper me I need to learn (Norvindus)
tda.nu/forum

GH recruiting TDA :O why you leave us for a dolyak named Bessie It still hurts mengz.

Seriously, join this banana-flavoured guild. Or GH.

HAI TDA!

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Fizzlefry.1734:

Server: Gandara [EU]

TDA are awesome… but the quoted bit still hurts. Come home!

Haha, great intro there TDA! hahahahaha xD

Jimmy JimBob.2801:

Fizzlefry.1734:

Server: Gandara [EU]

TDA are awesome… but the quoted bit still hurts. Come home!

Stay off my Bananas or I’ll break your legs >=[

KinkyWarrior.1879:

Jimmy JimBob.2801:

Fizzlefry.1734:

Server: Gandara [EU]

TDA are awesome… but the quoted bit still hurts. Come home!

Stay off my Bananas or I’ll break your legs >=[

Hopefully we get matched at reset so we can fight you dor them.

Thumbs up for TDA!

Great bunch of guys and girls!

fab.3298:

KinkyWarrior.1879:

Jimmy JimBob.2801:

Fizzlefry.1734:

Server: Gandara [EU]

TDA are awesome… but the quoted bit still hurts. Come home!

Stay off my Bananas or I’ll break your legs >=[

Hopefully we get matched at reset so we can fight you dor them.

Fab, you’ll never get our Banana’s! Never!

Bah we didn’t get GH