Guild Wars 2

I was playing in EB today and everyone kept saying if you /cheer @ guards, that it will boost their morale and make them stronger? So I ran around all our towers and keeps cheering the guards but I don’t think it was actually working? Does this actually work?

LOL. That’s a good one! I need to transfer to this uber trolly server right nao.

gatekeeper.9674:

I was playing in EB today and everyone kept saying if you /cheer @ guards, that it will boost their morale and make them stronger? So I ran around all our towers and keeps cheering the guards but I don’t think it was actually working? Does this actually work?

Can you run to the merchant in the Black Citadel and get me some striped paint?

/slowclap

gatekeeper.9674:

I don’t think it was actually working?

cos i ran after you and typed /cry , /threaten & /laugh to every guard you cheered.

Yes, it does work. As you may already know, the level cap for npc’s is actually 82. Veteran Guards and Scouts have an internal statistic called “Morale”. This can be boosted by ordering an upgrade in the camp or keep of the npc, or it can be manually boosted by /cheering at the npc in question. By boosting their morale, you can raise their level from 80 to 82.

Note that the Morale isn’t permanently boosted after /cheering, and requires refreshing every hour (much like siege). As a result, I know some T1 servers have created specific /cheering squads, usually led by an upper-middle class teenage Caucasian female, that go around and /cheer the npc’s every hour. It’s a thankless job, but crucial to your server’s WvW effort.

So THAT’S why me cheering at them on my burly male Charr Warrior had no effect! Even when he took his breastplate off!

Wait what? /cheer

Oh my gosh, I’ve been doing it wrong all this time! I just heard that /cheer only works if one of your character’s legs is longer than the other.

mango.9267:

As a result, I know some T1 servers have created specific /cheering squads, usually led by an upper-middle class teenage Caucasian female, that go around and /cheer the npc’s every hour. It’s a thankless job, but crucial to your server’s WvW effort.

Please note that after the Feature Pack on 9/9, /cheer will be replaced by /dance. The ‘cheer’ squad will now have to purchase an un-announced trick called ‘The Pole’ which must be planted in front of the guard prior to the emote being invoked.

The invocation of the /dance emote in the area of effect of the the ‘pole’ (400 units radius) will transform anyone in the area of influence into the starting level female Elementalist from Guild Wars 1

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Rimmy.9217:

Can you run to the merchant in the Black Citadel and get me some striped paint?

You can buy some for your guild here…
http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/RAINBOW-FACE-PAINT-PAINTING-GAY-PRIDE-FLAG-MULTI-COLOURS-/261523377830?pt=UK_Flags&hash=item3ce4020ea6

I am sure you meant to ask for tartan paint…
http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Tartan-Paint-Tin-1l-Royal-Stewart-/111202776585?pt=UK_Toys_Games_Games&hash=item19e433b609

However, we all know that the only way to boost the performance of npc guards in towers, camps, etc. is to change their armor from light to heavy… it is all a matter of the weight of their armor… so next time you need to talk to Champion Commander Siegerazer for a long weight which you can then use to boost the armor of your npcs.

Yes /cheer does something.

Not sure if troll, or from Tarnished Coast..

Nymph of Meliai.6739:

Rimmy.9217:

Can you run to the merchant in the Black Citadel and get me some striped paint?

You can buy some for your guild here…
http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/RAINBOW-FACE-PAINT-PAINTING-GAY-PRIDE-FLAG-MULTI-COLOURS-/261523377830?pt=UK_Flags&hash=item3ce4020ea6

I am sure you meant to ask for tartan paint…
http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Tartan-Paint-Tin-1l-Royal-Stewart-/111202776585?pt=UK_Toys_Games_Games&hash=item19e433b609

However, we all know that the only way to boost the performance of npc guards in towers, camps, etc. is to change their armor from light to heavy… it is all a matter of the weight of their armor… so next time you need to talk to Champion Commander Siegerazer for a long weight which you can then use to boost the armor of your npcs.

Please fetch me some gridpoints from the quartermaster, and bring back the 100 kg bag of puffed wheat for the cafeteria, would you?

Aww come on you guys, be nice. The OP is obviously new. XD

…Although that is a funny troll prank. I’m gonna use that myself one of these days…

Could you run to the store and pick up some headlight fluid for me?

Headlight fluid? All I’ve got is this flag…

My car horn isn’t working, can you get me a can of Beep from the auto parts store?

Cruel cruel people…

Take the car to the service station to replace the winter air in the tires for summer air…..

This is what I always tell people during seasons: jump on a fallen enemy 20x before he WPs will get you 5 AP after you complete 5 tiers.

Yes. On Deso we have /cheer groups. The leaders of this veteran players are the cheerleaders

I …wait…what?

The primary purpose of /cheer is to make female Asurans be even more cute.

OP, which server are you from?

Before release there was actually talk of introducing a tag, like the commander tag, but for the people running the /cheer-squads. It was to be called the cheermander. Like salamander. But cheermander. Oh yes.